After hearing of her desires from Pinkie, an overenthusiastic Discord decides to help fulfill Fluttershy's ultimate wish of becoming a tree... despite her reservations about the idea. To make sure she stays safe, he decides to turn her into an apple tree at Sweet Apple Acres; after all, no trees in Equestria are cared for better than them.
Unbeknownst to either of them, however, is that there's one slight problem: it's currently Applebuck Season at the Acres. Needless to say, Fluttershy gets bucked. HARD.
This is just some stupid idea based on an old joke that popped into my head last night and wouldn't go away until I had written this out.
I regret nothing.
T rating and Sex tag for innuendo.
Cover art by MetalBeerSolid
Chapters (1)
This was indeed the good kind of stupid.
That was hilarious
This was... I'll just describe it as Discord was here. However, the premise is kind of funny, and it's nice that Fluttershy finally got to be a tree.
HiddenMaster out.
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Good to know that I'm not the only person on this site that enjoys comedy that slowly kills your brain cells with toxic amounts of stupidity
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Yeah, things tend to get... strange when Discord is involved. I had a lot of fun writing him, though.
Not sure what to say. Can't say it was terrible, but it just didn't do anything for me. Eh, I'll drop you a like regardless.
6556445 I knew fluttershy was a bit on the fruity side, but I think getting bucked by applejack shows just how far on that side she was
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Good enough for me! Thanks!
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Very fruity. But you have to admit, Fluttertree and Applejack make a great PEAR.
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(bonus points to anyone who knows who this is... and no, it's not me)
(Edit: never mind, just realized the answer is in the URL)
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6556966 Ah, the guy with the pony counterpart of Wordplay I believe. Drops more f-bombs in one song that a heavy bomber. An amusing PMV.
As to the other thing... It took a whole minute for AJ to buck one tree? I thought she could do that with just one kick.
The other parts of the story just seem a little too chaotic to even think about.
The way Applejack treats an apple tree transplant in "Over a Barrel" shows a much bigger potential for comedy if you're going to do a sequel. After all, she gives a potted tree a bed, a blanket and she probably even sings to it. If Discord replaced one of those trees with Fluttertree, things could get amusingly awkward really fast. Just suggesting...
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Well, that just happened. XD
6556966 sorry to tell you but the apple family doesn't approve of that other fruit. They're coming for you
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I don't know how to react...
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You should listen to the full version of the song (it's called Eff), there's over 75 f-bombs... and given that the song is just under 3 minutes long, that's roughly 1 every 3 seconds. Granted, the whole point of the song was to make fun of how overused the word is in a lot of modern music, particularly rap. Though personally, my favorite Bo Burnham song is New Math. Or maybe Hashtag Deep.
And of COURSE it took nearly a minute for AJ to get those apples. Fluttertree doesn't just GIVE its fruit to the first mare that comes along to give it a good bucking; they must be EARNED. It is a tree with TASTE and REFINEMENT. Not like those other shallow whores who just yield their fruit with one good pounding.
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That IS the correct reaction
6557341 oh, you think you have a song with a few curse words in it? Try this on for size (appropriately named NSFW - Psychostick):
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I THOUGHT that band name sounded familiar. Those are the guys who had that viral video back in '07 for their song "Beer!"
BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD... AND STUFF!
Ah, comedy music is the best. By any chance do you listen to Ninja Sex Party?
6557341 Oh my...
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and in regards to the third thing... PEARISH THE THOUGHT!
Well, apples are a tree's eggs as it were, or more accurately ovaries. So, this could be a sexual thing I guess. Funny thing is, Discord is the one to allow her to feel, so he is the one that made that sensation pleasurable. So, you can say Discord is the one who got her off, if indirectly.
6557542 I love Danny so much, in a platonic way of course! I even made a horrible song using mashups of Danny and Arin's voices from GameGrumps. Suppose to be funny in how stupid it is, but eh. GameGrumps song
It was my first attempt at mixing vocals in any way, it is also a year and a half old but I never uploaded it until a few weeks ago, so it is eh.
You mean thought. That said, I absolutely love this story! Have a like and a fave!
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Fixed! Thanks for noticing that!
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6559948 the title lol
how do i say this lightly tree fucking yes is that it
6559948 No problem!
I know exactly what this story is missing:
A hideously groan-worthy pun at the end! Seriously though, good story.
*dying from laughter*
*clicks upvote button*
*dies*
...Yeah, I don't need to say anything else. Also, I'm a ghost now. Boo.
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Well, look on the bright side. At least now you don't have to worry about a Nightmare Night costume.
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Indeed.
That was hilarious and very silly.
Falling apples are tree-gasms, head cannon accepted.
This is great I want a sequel
6561966 "Leaf it all to me, Fluttershy."
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I debated on putting acorny joke at the end, but all the puns I came up with were medioaker. And I refused to end my fic with a sub-par pun! I would never be able to firgive myself. But thanks to both of yew for reading this!
"After all, ‘Discord’ and ‘logic’ didn’t exactly mix well. They often merely resulted in headaches and the occasional explosion or twelve."
Very good. You write a great Discord. I also liked how you found a clever way for Fluttershy to enjoy her transformation.
This... this made me laugh, enjoy your free like (you deserve it).
If she come out with sap.