• Member Since 2nd Mar, 2014
  • offline last seen Jun 11th, 2018

pertelote345


A somewhat deranged author who likes science and writing stories with way too much dialogue. Recently got it through her thick skull that she was a girl.

May
8th
2016

Zootopia Addiction · 12:24pm May 8th, 2016

Hey folks,

So, I know stories have been a bit delayed of late, but I wanted to let you know that at least part of it is due to an addiction of mine. If you like buddy cop movies and reading the stuff I put up, you can find evidence of my decline here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/6753343/chapters/15433753

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Mar
28th
2016

Oww... · 3:28pm Mar 28th, 2016

Just got my first review back from Equestria Daily on the Excuses... Excuses... submission. They are detail oriented as heck! At least I didn't get a strike...

If you're into seeing all my terrible grammar and story issues, you can check it out here:
https://www.ponychan.net/fan/res/23.html#1959

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Mar
16th
2016

So... The Story I wrote after staying up all night due to drinking way too much caffeine is now my most liked story ever. · 2:50am Mar 16th, 2016

I... Is it too late to admit I have no idea what I'm doing anymore?

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Mar
3rd
2016

Adjusting Tags on Swift Spear of Street Justice · 7:16pm Mar 3rd, 2016

Hey all, I just wanted to give you a heads up on the tag adjustment. It feels like the story was totally miss-tagged at first and I'm trying to fix that up to reflect how the story has evolved. If you have thoughts, feel free to throw me a comment.

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Feb
21st
2016

Seeking Editor For Excuses... Excuses... so I can get it on Equestria Daily! · 6:49pm Feb 21st, 2016

Hey folks.

So, the brony fandom is unique in that, love it or hate it, we have a place that features truly standout works and draws attention to them.

I think Excuses... Excuses... Can stand toe to to with the best of them (It's not perfect by any means, but that's where you come in).

I am currently seeking editors to smooth out the story and bring it to Equestria Daily. If anyone is interested, send me a PM.
:ajsmug:

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Feb
18th
2016

The final chapter of Excuses... Excuses... has been written. · 9:56pm Feb 18th, 2016

Look for it shortly :) I'll probably post it tomorrow.

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Feb
9th
2016

Well, I just found a new explanation for my writing philosophy · 1:53pm Feb 9th, 2016

Jan
27th
2016

The Women of Gravity Falls Attempt to Shave Rarity just hit 100 likes! · 3:23am Jan 27th, 2016

This is my first 100 like story! I am so excited.

I'd like to thank Alex Hirsch for basically putting this one on a tee for me.

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Jan
18th
2016

The Theme Song · 4:46pm Jan 18th, 2016

I finally realized that I should have included this in "The Swift Spear of Street Justice". I mean it's basically their anthem.

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Jan
15th
2016

I have a job now! · 5:07am Jan 15th, 2016

So that's a thing. I was only unemployed for a couple of weeks, but now I feel better!

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