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Fluttershy has an absolutely lovely pair of tits that she wants to introduce to Discord. The draconequus isn't so sure if he's up for making friends with these humongous tits. Will Fluttershy be able to help Discord past his tit anxiety, or will the chaos god perish from laughter?

This is an educational story.


A gift for Moon. Helped into existence by NorrisThePony, and you should blame him for the existence of this. Recommended by PresentPerfect!

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This is the only coherent response I have to this.

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I'm gonna tell PETA you put birds in a bra so they will gather in one place and we can laugh at them more efficiently.

Fluttershy is just so innocent and pure. That's what makes this so funny. And yet I almost feel bad for Discord teasing her. Almost...

This was very cute and silly and made me laugh in spite of myself. Thank you!!

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Thank you! That's very much what I set out to do, and despite all the downvotes (so far) people seem to have been appreciating the innocent fun way more.

Fluttershy you sweet summer child.

10 out of 10 Actually Factual IRL Bird Facts

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I will slide my into your DMs any time I need bird facts from now on.

Makes sense. Reminds me of the classic

TRainbow Dash Wants to Spank the Monkey
Sunset Shimmer takes a day off to help pony Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash take care of animals. Innuendo ensues.
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Excuse me, this is a family-friendly website, please don't post picture of tits here.

10554553
I’m very aware of that story. 👀

Shame they can’t have a similar conversation underwater, the spiny lumpsucker never gets as much attention as tits.

Excellent, though now I wonder how much discord would appreciate holding fluttershy’s boobies.

Can I also poke her tits?

Congratulations

You are a horrible person, and you should feel horrible for all of this... Have a fave anyway :p Never heard of this kind of bird before.

Why is there a Drake and Josh fanfic on a pony website?

I'm offensive and I find this tits.

I had to do a double take on the cover image, because was for a moment going "wuh? Surely this can't be entirely this straight, I've got the mature filter on?!"

Executed competantly, didn't belabour the point beyond what was necessaray, and on top of the strategically utlised cover image.

(Well, done, too, this is the first story I've seen in the feature box for a GOOD while that prompted me to read it.)

Take your blasted upvote and get those tits out of my face.

10554496 That was also my expression reading this.

omfg i love it

Comment posted by mishun deleted Nov 29th, 2020

You know you're now obligated to write the sequel, Discord Strokes Fluttershy's Cock.

Fluttershy, you have got to calm your tits! Especially after Discord startles them!

I didn't even realize this was an Ice story I just-

10/10 Tits are pretty amazing.

“There’s no way you can be that naive and still alive,” Discord murmured. His eyes were wide with a profound sense of horror.

Oh DIscord, don't tell her yet, she still has to show you her great hooters too! They're just so endearing.
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You, know, I kept getting the impression that Fluttershy knew what she doing, and kept the act up to see how far she could push it before Discord cracked. It seems like something she might do to mess with him.

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You can love all tits, whether they are great, or elegant, or varied. :yay:

Pfft, this one got a laugh out of me. Especially with how Discord was struggling to keep a straight face the entire time. :rainbowlaugh:

To be honest, I was half-expecting Fluttershy to know exactly what she was doing...but her being just that innocent about it is still funny.

This is an educational story.

5/10. Didn't end with a punchline about Fluttershy's boobies.

More critically, it could have used more innuendoes and wordplay. As it stands, it's just one long tit joke and that wears out its welcome after the first few hundred words.

clever, funny, and very well written, thank you.

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You're like the fifth or sixth person to want me to write about the blue-footed booby. And yes, I'm not going to pretend that this was anything more than it is - it's a joke about Fluttershy being oblivious to her birds being called tits based on the image/conversation with a friend. Only Discord was supposed to speak suggestively about the tits because he's Discord. I just couldn't justify focusing on other double-meaning animals (boobies, cocks, etc) when this one was only supposed to be about tits and titty facts.

(I mean, I did say it was educational.)

Sorry if it wasn't your cup of tea. I just hope that this came across as trying to be more than it is. Thank you for actually giving some pointers for improvement with this kind of humor too. It's very different from the forms of comedy I write and I fully acknowledge I'm far from the best person to deliver it. But I also, like, find that if I'd gone far enough to get a sex tag slapped on it too, I probably would have no longer found it funny or wanted to post it. That would have personally felt like overkill to me.

10555258
It contained bird facts.

10555252
Oh hey, you're here! Pretty sure I've seen you before.

And yeah, Innocent Flutters just makes too much sense and naturally writes itself as more in-character. This is the first story I've done where she's in more than one scene, and I usually have something about her that comes across as semi-sheltered or hesitant.

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Cocks, boobies, and hooters. Y'all want an Innuendo-Shy Cinematic Universe at this point. I'm not saying I'm opposed to it, but I never considered myself the best at this kind of humor. Plus, I don't want to come across as driving its into the ground. Friendshipping stories with silly, suggestive jokes and Discord and Flutters are a versatile enough genre that I think someone else could be more welcome to use those ideas. It'd probably be way better than me coming across as trying to milk this after it's sort-of one and done, I guess? If y'all know what I mean?

Don't get me wrong, this was fun to write. I'm just glad it's something that's making so many people happy. It's nice to write a meme-y story once in a while.
10555160
I really love all the boobie jokes. Thank you so much.
10555131
I know, right? Who would have thought that this story would have come from me of all people? It's way more along the lines of something... hrm... maybe Regidar would write? Regi has some similar humor and comedy fics, so I could see it. I don't usually read too much uber-funny stuff from Fimfic's known comedy crew, though I appreciate what fun they're having.

If anyone else can think of who they imagined writing this, I'd be down to know.
10555106
Filly, I didn't need a pun double-kill there.
10555089
Thank you for continuing the puns. I am having way too many laughs with this comment section and am glad it's so active.
10555071
This is probably the funniest sequel suggestion I've received do far. Thank you for sharing. It does mean a lot that a silly shitfic like this is getting people to want a little bit more.
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Hi, so this is a SFW story. It's meant to be cute and a little immature. That's NSFW picture of two irl birds hurting one another. Considering this if is accessible to minors and just anyone who wants a nice laugh, please don't post that. Would it be too much to ask for that to be edited out of your comment?
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:heart:
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Thank you all for putting up with this incredibly silly story.
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Thank you for your constructive feedback on this of all stories! I'm glad that you found this good enough to click on and that you continue to enjoy more of my stories.

I try not to be deceptive with my tags in the slightest. Enigmatic, maybe. But not outright malicious. Do you think that the tagging for this could be improved? My original idea for this was to have it be more of a mind-trick that was rated-E and more in the vein of the reader trying not to laugh at the dumb tit story. It would have been more of a slice of life. I choose to have Discord be more trollish and teasing, acknowledging the suggestiveness which is what bumped the rating up and got the profanity tag added.


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Tit-tat tits tits tits tits.


10554697
As a gay dude, I can say that these are the only tits in the world worth seeing. 10/10 more fun bird pics are always rad af.

10554696
Go chug your Mountain Fizz and go back to bed.

10554649
FUCK YEAH IT REALLY WAS EDUCATIONAL
THAT IS SO POGGERS
10554627
Consent is key. If she says yes, then you may.

10554618
...Y'all really want a booby story, don't you?

10554606
I wrote a story about the best kind of tit in the universe. THERE IS NO LIE.

10554602
So, I had to look this one up. I'm not sure how easily innuendo could work for it, admittedly. I also don't know that many fun facts about it to make a proper story.

10555328
Thank you for reading, pogchamp.

“I should organize a concert! Just think of all the different kinds of tits that could be singing!”

I bet their stage name is The Titty Committee.

I'm not funny I know.

I briefly looked at the title and had to take another real good look at the story image

God damn my dirty mind, guess that’s enough internet for today...

10555384
I aim to trick people with dirty minds, for I have none.
10555378
Bruh, I laughed. Then again, I wrote this so I currently don't get to talk about what is and isn't good comedy. Otherwise known as all my Sombra banter

10555349.
I didn't really expect a story like this from you. :trollestia:

Oh, it works just fine as a standalone story. If you were to do something like this again, you should probably put a lot of thought into how you do it and change things up, or else it might feel like a serious retread. But from what I can tell, you do put a large amount of thought even into silly little memes like this.

On a side note, it's weird how so many words for breasts can also refer to certain kinds of birds.

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Yeah, no one expected this from me seems to be the general consensus. :twilightblush:

That's my main worry about attempting to continue this with any kind of follow-up. I'd honestly be more open to seeing other people give some of the wacky ideas suggested in the comments. I'm sure there are enough titles for people to start a little group, if they wished.

10555476
That's a nice pair ya got there.

jmj

Nice. What a great story. It was clever and fun.

10555512
Lmao, thank you, friend. Never did I think a story about tits would be called clever, but here we are.

How dare you make me laugh with a story literally just about tits. You shall pay for your crimes... somehow...

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At least these are about the cool kind of tits.

This post was made by the MLM gang

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We're gonna bring the flavor show you how
I've gotta question for ya
Better answer now

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Am I sexual? (yeah)
Am I everything you need?
You better rock you body now

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Now throw your hands up in the air
And wave 'em around like you just don't care
If you wanna party let me hear you yell
'Cause we've got it goin' on again

Am I original? (yeah)
Am I the only one? (yeah)
Am I sexual? (yeah)
Am I everything you need?
You better rock you body now

Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back alright

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This doesn't have tit pun. Banned.

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Man, so much can happen in a single day.

I think my ZzzQuil has kicked in.

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