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Controversial in more ways than one.


Normally in fanfiction, the human gets to Equestria and gets to shag loads and loads of mares. Unfortunately for Devin, he gets thrown off course, landing square into the Frozen North, where the snow is aplenty, the lack of life is high, and the only ones to save him, are yaks. They like to smash...

...and smash again.

Hopefully Devin will survive the initiation ritual, or die trying.

Another idea that was inspired by FamousLastWords's brainstorming session. Maybe he needs to write more HiY/HiE on his main instead of shipping an aged-up Spike with every female character in the show. Nah that's not going to happen.

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hello frend do you want me to read this? i will read it for you if you wnt ne ti red ti.


wnt ne ti red ti

I think that's #5 at my local Chinese restaurant.

Love you too, Mr. Spike shipper. ☞︎●︎♏︎◆︎❒︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ♋︎●︎⬥︎♋︎⍓︎⬧︎ ⬧︎◻︎♏︎♋︎🙵 ♓︎■︎ 💧︎⬥︎♋︎♒︎♓︎●︎♓︎ .

Hey, Mike. I'm posting this in dark mode.

I am going to smash you.

Batista Bomb*

Fixed it for you!

5/10, not enough smashing.

Seriously though, this is an interesting idea, I look forward to seeing where it goes.

Death by snu snu!!

One of the best Yak stories I read

>not using the general yak tag to maximize tagged yaks
>not using the OC tag to properly tag your human character
Smh broski

Wait there's a general yak tag?!

Also I thought the human tag covered that, since the ocs in this aren't main characters.


Wait there's a general yak tag?!

Yeah, you just type in 'yaks' in the character tag index. Even the stories in the similar section have it.

Also I thought the human tag covered that, since the ocs in this aren't main characters.

Human is a genre tag. It just means humans, humanoid, or humanization is included. Devin is an OC.

Ah fuck, fair point. Fixing tags as we speak.

A pro-gamer move for sure. 🙏

Tracking, this looks interesting.

Dis writing be crisp dawg. I wanna sniff at what ya diggin', cuz I'zza batista bomb your ass any dayza mista.

You'll have a blast with this one!

Muggony, have you ever considered that other people have to see what you post? Please don't answer that, it's a rethorical question, of course you know that and you enjoy every second of it.

I hate you so goddamn much, holy shit.

Did you know that every year, at least two dozen people are sent to the ER due to autocastration?

Thanks Kanye, very cool.

Kanye 4 2020. Thizza prezidenta speakin' his slogan be, "Kan Yay! 4 Prezudent." We gots ourselves mista kanwe twitty 4 dizza campaign manager and shizzle. He be drinking it up and smokin a whole lotta pot.



I literally do not care about your hobbies.

What about my collection?

Burn it like one of those Salem bitches.

Stephen King wants to know your location.

He can keep wanting.

Thank you for tracking my fic! I hope you'll enjoy it as much as I do already! Writing this has been a blast, so I can't wait to write more of it!

Thank you! :twilightsmile:

Thanks, Venerable Ro. There will be more smashing, I promise you that!

Wonder how long it will take for him to start speaking in some variety of third person.

Ooooo, this looks nice. I'll be following this this story, let's see where it goes! :pinkiehappy:


Wait, wrong website.

We can still YAK SMASH like and Add to Favorite.

if your gonna get this die, then inform us, thanks

Will inform. ^^

Tbh, haven't able to write due to a rough couple of months at work. Things are looking up though and I'm wanting to put some words on the page. Not going to gaurantee it though, as the times are always changing.

Got about 1k already written for the next chapter.

glad to hear it, a lot of good 'anon' stories just shrivel up and die and I'm rather tired of the endless pattern of finding a good one, then having it wither away before my eyes like a piece of fruit left to rot

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