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God dammit.
Look! A brand-spankin-new story from Priest!
Wonderful.
I should have expected an ending like that. I'm not mad, just disappointed in myself.
Okay, Imma need an old priest, and a young priest, and a Flutterpriest...
Dammit... just... goddammit. I hate you so much right now, have my upvote.
You magnificent bastard. I laughed and facepalmed. Not even Beanis makes me do that!
*sigh*
*drinks bleach*
You got me again...
.... OOOOooo! You make'a me so mad!!! ... Here's an upvote.
What's up with Lyra's mane and tail in the cover art? It looks completely different from how it looks in the show!
Good grief
Oops, I did it again.
I gave you a fave
You're lost in horsefame
I think the appropriate phrase is “don’t get mad, get even.” But I don’t know if it’s possible to pay you back for this... Also: what the hell is up with those hats? Thank god they started making ones without the pom on top, but for the longest time, that was all there was.
Can I suplex Lyra through a table next?
Well, that certainly wasn't what I expected.
Although, I honestly don't quite know what I expected in the first place.
I'll blame Pinkie just because she was present.
I'd expect nothing less of somepony who's so late all the time.
*is totally not late all the time*
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I was going to point out that you married this joker, but then I remembered that you two totally deserve each other.
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We're not married my dude :) just dating. <3
This is just spectacular.
I don't know whether to get mad, get glad, give you an upvote, or burn you in effigy.
So instead I'll settle for giving you an upvote and, in my mind, balancing out the rest by hammering a medal into your skull.
Well done. You magnificent bastard.
WHY PREIST WHY??!! WHY DON'T I READ YOUR AMAZING WRITING ASAP??!! WHY HAVEN'T I ACCEPTED SKELETOR INTO MY HEART YET??!!
I know I'm going to regret this, but can someone explain the punchline.
The only thing im giving you is a very drawn out and disappointed sigh
motherfucker
You are a bad person. Please do not make me read anything like this again. That pun was a sin.
I'm using you for the fifteen minutes of my life I spent reading this shit back.
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Weren't you two on the newlywed game thingy that that crazy self-insert lady put on some time ago? Like... If I can't trust her, then who can I trust?! Majin Syeekoh? Shakespearicles?! Wanderer D?!?!?!
I’m unsure of the punchline here. I’m guessing it’s a region specific joke?
I hate you for that joke. I really do. Now enjoy your updoot.
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It's a riff on the "Switching to Geico" meme.
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Just. Fuck you.
You're dead to me, Priest. Dead to me.
i get my hopes up for sex and this is what i get. i feel cheated
I hate you so much right now.
Not neat.
Does G.U.Y.C.O. stand for anything?
This is the only thing I question.
Thank you for posting.
Youuuuuuuuuuu.... That was horrible, I feel horrible for reading it, you should feel horrible for writing it.
Like, seriously! I already have enough of this in my YouTube! I do not need more of it in my MLP! What's next? Are you going to write the back of guyco cornflakes boxes?!?
Make this transgression again and I'll... I'll... I'll petition Celestia to break all of your pencils and keyboards!
...And steal all your paper and monitors as well!
Take my like, and know that I loath you with every fiber of my being!
How dare you make me read this with my own eyes.
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"My name is Flow Rider, from the General Unicorn's Youth Contract Organization. And this sale will make me employee of the month."
Right there in the middle.
Lyra moves towards you, and sits down. She sighs and shakes her head. She leans to your ear and whispers, "Its free real estate."
I should be mad about that pun. But you also filled my quota for comedic violence so you get a pass.
Masterful.
That's enough internet for one day...*upvotes cause mad*
OH I'M MAD.
I AM ABSOLUTELY peeved.
take your upvote, you son of a bitch.
Im fucking pissed
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Never heard of it. Guessing insurance based company in the US.
Smake!
DAT!!
ACE!!!
The apex of all comedy, "donglydoo".
... Ded
Fucking hats.
Is this a masochism thing?
That ending earned that rating, I feel scarred inside.