Flutterpriest
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perfect
this gave me a heart-on
and cancer
i dont know what i should feel.....
atm its joy.... yeah... joy...
8266283
I was hoping it would be a real punch to the chest.
Noice
At first I thought Bendy? but then I started laughing. sorrynotsorry
God I love genital mishaps gone wrong done right.
GG, Priest.
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I am solidly regretting the decision i made to read this right now. Like everything in my mind is just broken...
Like seriously, in every story ive read everyone just assumes they have genitals...
But now, my world is broken, i wish harder than ive ever wished that i could unread this but i cant... so instead, i do the one thing left to do...
8/10 great story, would read again
Sincerely,
MorningStarTheMage
Only 60% sorry? Man. You need to be like 90% sorry.
Poor Trixie....
I can't believe you fucking did this to me priest
What... What gave you this idea?
Chestgina? Death kink?
Okay, that's enough for today.
8266483
If I shared their username, I think they'd hate me for life. Let's say I took their idea to an extreme.
8266492
Well, I think at least that you did magnificently, although i'm left somewhat confused. You and Bendy and a few other authors always just leave me smiling, yet utterly confused.
This... THIS IS GOLDEN!!!
Why do I even bother.
Did you just
At the end
God FUCKING DAMMIT PRIEST.
You're GROUNDED.
Um… I… uh… have no words. I think you almost gave me a heart-attack.
10/10 👌
From the comments, I'm not sure I want to read this. alreayd know the author can have a very twisted sense of humor, but I've also enjoyed things that the author has written in the past.....meh, what the heck. With the rating it can't be worse than the Three Infamous Fics that were written several years ago. Actually depending on who you ask there were four.
....Celestia, YOUR OWN STUDENT thought you'd banish her for having ONE late homework assignment. One of her friends thought RD would FORGET about them all within 24 hours just because she'd gone to train with The Wonderbolts! That same prospective Wonderbolt almost traded one of her other FRIENDS into SLAVERY over an object! A Trio of flower-selling sisters freak out over mundane things like a group of RABBITS stampeding through town! Your guards thought they could take down your sister as Nightmare Moon back on the night of her return despite the fact it WAS CLEAR that she was an ALICORN and therefore infinitely more powerful than them! The Everfree forest has the potential to be EXTREMELY DANGEROUS and yet your citizens thought it would be a grand idea to build a TOWN right next to it! Your Little Ponies are about the complete OPPOSITE to intelligent creatures!
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*takes a breath and raises hand, then exhales without having said anything and returns hand to keyboard*
I wonder if this was an honest mistake on Celestia and Luna's part, or if this turnout was deliberate. If it was deliberate, and they both KNEW DARN WELL what went where, then Enjoy that cake, Luna.
So messed up.
Once again, I find myself not knowing what to say here.
I can't.
It's too good.
8267021
same
This was highly amusing. Rather lost it at the end there.
alien ref for the win..
Damn this was to funny
....This fic is confusing.
I SAYS it's by Flutterpriest, and the wording and speed confirm that.
But the style of writing and premise feel like Bendy.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS!!!!
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hot
I lost it at this quote:
"What am I supposed to do with this?!" screams a stallion, whose cock trailed on the ground behind him. "The ground is like sandpaper!"
Lmao, i can't read on after that.. hahahaha damn you my sides hurt..
Neat.
8267507
I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking this exact thing.
So thanks for that.
The hell did I just read?
Oh, look! Bendy posted a new fic-
Wait the minute, you're not Bendy!
OMFG....I couldn't stop cringing and laughing at the same time XD Well done sir!
Eh. I'd still fuck her.
Who hurt you?
8269564
I'm agreeing with this one.
Who hurt you?
I finished reading this story, and I'm sitting here making the world's most evil, drawn out "haaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" laugh that's ever been done.
You, my good brony/sir/pegasister/ma'am/insertthingyhere, get my upvote, my fav, and my phukin' YES.
Eat yer heart out kid.
Whelp. That's enough Internet for today
Bad pun but even then if there are 2 why not switch to the other
But who won the bet
You're kidding me
you just went
and
oh my goodness
i'm so offended
how could you even
ARARARRGH
there's one part of this story that offends me
that absolutely pisses me off
Five
CKING THREE
T 3-TO-5 CPR
to three
FIVE
TO F
HOW DARE YOU
YOU ARE WEAK
YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE THE WINTER
IF MY CHOICES WERE TO DIE
OR HAVE YOUR BULLSH
I'D DIE, TYVM
8278164
I'm... sorry?
Actually, educate me. What's the proper ratio?
8279105
The current proper ratio is 30 to 2.
Thank you for being remorseful of your sins.
I forgive all thine transgressions.
At least, that is, until I actually gather the courage to read Rainbow and Sonic have a Religious Experience
You just scarred me for life
UM. NO?
8275908
I'd say Moonbutt all the way
Wtf man
Dammit Flutterpriest
Chest cunt... adding that to my list of fetishes...