Flutterpriest
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I'm not proud of you, but I'm also not not proud.
Lol pure gold man
This, much like you, is perfect.
I love you so much, Flupri.
Why are you like this?
please dont change ever.
-face palms- Lyra. I'm going to pay twilight to give you sex Ed on the human body.
Speechless...
This paints a whole new picture on the 'human dicks are weird' thing.
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it was purple, actually
Cute. Funny.
Just one little thing I saw,
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I swear your profile pic morphs into something more weirder and amusing every time I look at it.
As for the story...
hehe this is amusing
and I can sooooo see Lyra being like this.
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Thanks! Fixed.
Life Lesson #9,762: Don't use paint as lube.
I've leaned so much today.
Welp... this was a thing, and I enjoyed it immensely.
Insert clever pun here
knew it was you just by the title alone
8415032 I have a Rarity now. Raritys are cool.
Is this what they call dicking around?
Looks like it was paintful.
...I'm not good at this.
But, you're a beautiful example of a man, so I wanted to do it for you.
This fic gave me a whole new interpretation of painting a mare's insides white. Thank you for that, Priest, as I'll never be able to read clop the same way.
I fucking love you, you bastard.
I love how weird the human mind can get, just as much as how stupid it can get.
Priest, the endings to your stories are always brilliant.
One of these days. Just one of these days... One of these days I will not read one of your stories and I will go about my day as a happy and well adjusted individual.
Regrettably, and rather obviously, today is not that day.
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Actually, it's Coral Blue #5
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Good read. I giggled.
waste -> waistI have no idea what I expected, but this has went above and beyond even that non-knowledge. Bravo
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fixing
Hah! Nice...
I even read that in his voice and tone. "What's in the boooox...????"
I can strongly verify this through completely anecdotal experience. A customer once bet one of my coworkers some money to lick wet paint. Waterbased, so not "terrible," but apparently it burned something fierce until washed thoroughly off. Folks, don't stick your dick in
crazypaint!8415015
You're here?
You're here! 
But, like... this story is TNSFCW! What are-? GEFLARGLE!!!! *pops*
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Holy shit man. I don't know what to say but this made me laugh my ass off. Looking forward to the next fic Priest keep up the good work!
~Moon
8415186 no! Look at the description! It says it's my fault, not that it's TNSFCW! I'm allowed to be here, I am, I am!!
I'd say this was pure gold...
But it had purple too
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This is art. It's like you painted a picture with words. You are a real Picasso.This is a real Ross in your cap. I just kind of wonder what kind of things lead to this. Some people might get huffy about it, though. Just hope they canvas the story better in the future.
That's about my last pun, so I guess I'll be cyan ya'll.
But Luna is best pony
Okay, what the fuck
How high do you need to be in order to come up with this concept?!
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>Watch video
>Video claims that most people have herpes and most symptoms are mild.
>Passes off the problem like it's ok to have herpes and spread it wantonly.
How the hell is it a good thing to have any diseases? Why normalize this crap? God damn SJW's have taken over TV.
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The sweetness of your comment made me laugh in contrast to the tone of the story.
I was able to hold in the laughter until the puns at the end, that broke the dam.
This story needs a paint play warning.
You have aids
Yes you have aids
Not HIV but full blown aids
Gud Jerb.
Ya know, I've seen Anons put their dick in various things over the years. This just confirms my suspicions that Anon = Zeus.
Revulsion is the word you were looking for...
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Fixed! Thank you very much!
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To be fair, yea.
Paint-dick herpes...
...
...
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I don't get it.
Flutterpriest do you... are you? how- what the fuck
...
I've got nothing.
Damn, looks like all the clever comments are taken. So, uh, nice story I guess.
I must admit that the twist at the end made me a little squeamish
But it was overall a very fun read
I can always count on you for some perverted fun, take that compliment however you may like
What the actually actual fuck was this. It was so bad
Good job though
Anon, even if you're going to have sex in the house, housepaint is no substitute for proper body paint.
Especially edible body paint.
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Besides, that shit is straight up Bon Bon's alley. Just think. Edible cutie mark paint!