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anonpencil
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
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Anon should have known better. Scoots mighta done better if she didn't have to wing it.
Anon could have been joking, but clearly the joke flew over her head.
I'm joking to hide the anger.
7054004
Goood, goood, let the hate flow through you...
I'll be honest, this line pissed me off way more than the whatever the story was about
7054015
Huh. I'm genuinely curious as to why on this one.
It's a term used pretty much daily by a few vet offices and an animal-shelter I worked with briefly. (and yes, I am basically refering to Scoots as a stray/adoptable kitten here.)
7054025 I have literally never heard that term used, so I'm guessing it's a colloquial thing, in which case it's not a problem
7054062
Ah! I see.
Well, here, if this helps at all:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_adoption
Under the section 'adoption process' it defines it. Was unaware that this was not as commonly used as I thought. Might just be an in-industry thing I suppose.
One of the rare, almost non-existent, cases where I downvote a story out of principle.
7054090
Love you too booboo!
7054090 Gasp. We agree on something...
Comes from owning a rescue cat, I suppose.
It was bound to happen eventually...
And probably won't again.
Now, let's just savour the moment...
And, move on.
7054127
I don't "own" a rescue cat. But I love Scootaloo.
I have the urge to write a sequel to that story. It won't end pretty for Anon.
7054146
I mean this with 100% of my being:
PLEASE do! I will read and like and share the heck out of it, I'm not even joking or being snarky. Would adore a story where Anon gets his comeuppance for this.
7054153
I will. This deed screams for cold and brutal revenge.
7054171
YESSSSSS I am excite for this. You're doing god's work.
7054127 Animal abuse is always a red flag for me...
Emotional abuse is almost as bad.
You're right, Anon needs to pay for this OUTRAGE.
You might not be the only one inclined to give him a jolt of Laser Guided Karma.
Watch diss space...
I fucking lost it.
I genuinely choked on my drink and I'm in a public place! I suppose it's worth the looks I'm getting right now though, I just made a flaming dragon with pepsi. Spectacular stuff.
Thank you.
7054184 this story, for some reason, reminded me of this. [youtube=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fyA_bRwdZ24]
7054461
...I'm ok with this.
I wanna say you monster, but I'm laughing too much right now.
7054646
I will take both as a compliment, fine sir.
7054695 well then...that got dirty really quick.
It does make me wonder how those three retarded children aren't in prison for drugging big mac and their teacher or at the very least just disabled, like without a leg or two....maybe even just constantly grounded with restraining orders against the others filed by their sisters and/or parents/legal guardian
7054695
God dammnit pencil you've sent me off into a rage now. I swear I'll tear some neckbeard on 4chan a new hole with which to stick in the dick they can't even see because of the rolling layers of fat that cover 80% of their sweaty cold bodies!
Then as a thank you ill lightly place the fucking fedora on their heads so they can at least be stylish when they waddle away from me with their anus bleeding and their pants or w/e the hell they wear still around their cankles!
Well done troll fic, but also fuck you
7054916
But of course, and thank you.
Wow, Anon's a great parent! He's already taught Scoots that life is full of disappointment and failure and people laughing at your disappointment and failure. Reading and laughing at this has made my heart shrink three sizes, and I love it. But that's just my opinion, and nobody's gonna make me abandon it.
That's right! One does not just steal another man's dildo. Especially their draconic one. Or their wooden 'E' statue. Or their spoons.
*Slowly walks up and places a hand on pencil's shoulder* Though you have sinned, still you are loved.
*Walks away to pet puppies, rescue kittens from trees, dispense comforting hugs to despairing souls and cuddle with Fluttershy, a light from above shining down upon him*
I want to join the crowd and hate all up in this joint.
I want to.
So much.
But I'm a horrible person and can not stop laughing.
Still a bit angry.
But still suffocating. So.
Sorry.
I already know what's going on, Anon says he will adobt her if she can fly, right?
I was disappointed, I can still flap to this though.
Get it? Because of my original comment?Eehhh? Eeeeeehhhh?
7055533
...I was going to point out your spelling error, but then I realized I was being dumb. Sorry, just answering these comments on the fly.
I won't be reading this one.
Not out of any personal beliefs against it or such.
I'm just not bored enough to read it.
*reads story*
…
I've read worse. I do love Scootaloo and I laughed at the...manly dragon part.
Could've been worse.
7054184
Well I've read the description and it Just stinks, so I already hate this story even though I haven't read it(and I'm not planning to).
That's one of a kind job. People need to read the description and already hating tthe story xd
And I agree with the comments: fuck you
I think Anon passed up a golden opportunity here. Sure he lost a dragon dildo, but he could've gained an orange benwa ball.
I read it and felt nothing… I HAVE NO SOUL!
.
7054242 THEY EMOTIONALLY ABUSED HIS ANUS
To me, this is fucking hilarious. God I love this author.
The description made this sound waaay worse than it is.
It's pretty funny.
Man now I'm bummed
*shrug* I feel nothing. Scoots is a shit character anyway. Lil' fucker deserves much worst.
Also the tears in the comment are highly entertaining.
Goddammit, beautiful story. You, sir, are definitely my favorite author on this website you sick fuck. I would say more but my hangover makes the bright light from the phone excruciating.
Is it bad that I read the first sentence in the story as 'the sun is shitting'? Also I'm glad u at least had a reason for why u treated her so badly, however funny it was. I commend you
>when you see the scootabuse tag
*grabs easy bake oven and raw chicken*
im ready faggots
Aw...he could have gained something so much better than a dildo. TED NYUGENT STYLE!
She got what she deserved.