An Eggscellent Feast

Flutterpriest

Flutterpriest #1 · Jun 27th, 2015 · 8 · ·

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If only Spike thought to sell Eggs to Anon himself.

He would have made a killing.

anonpencil

anonpencil #2 · Jun 27th, 2015 · 1 · ·

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6140803
>no shell, hatch, scramble, or hardboiled pun

You're slipping.

Shocks

Shocks #3 · Jun 27th, 2015 · 9 · ·

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That ending left me scrambled.

10_watt

10_watt #4 · Jun 27th, 2015 · 1 · ·

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haha made me laugh. great story!

Coyote Pelon

Coyote Pelon #5 · Jun 27th, 2015 · 6 · ·

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I hope Twilight was quick with it. I'd feel bad if she purposely made Spike's suffering drag on.

TheKissoftheVoid

TheKissoftheVoid #6 · Jun 27th, 2015 · 12 · ·

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Well, Anon's never gonna get ova this, but I suppose it's not all his fault. He's just a dumb yokel that couldn't control his urges. Our purple egghead on the other hand, is gonna have shell to pay when ponies find out about this. She'd better scramble to hatch a cover up plan, or she's gonna end up fried. I try to view the world sunny-side up, but I just don't think either Anon or Twi got any real benedict out of this, and sooner or later will realize that eggs just aren't what they're cracked up to be.
. . .
. . .
Egg.

anonpencil

anonpencil #7 · Jun 27th, 2015 · 3 · ·

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6141320 I love you.

Aurora Dimmet

Aurora Dimmet #8 · Jun 27th, 2015 · 7 · 1 ·

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So, this is a story about a guy trying to find eggs to eat in Equestria? Because, I mean. They like eat only cakes... and Fluttershy's hen house has laying nests. So I mean, they already eat eggs... D:

Roran Dreamon

Roran Dreamon #9 · Jun 27th, 2015 · 4 · ·

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Well Anon look at the sunnysideup of things, now you don't have to worry about Spike get mad at you for hitting on Rarity now.

And damn it anonpencil stop making me read your horrible yet strangely amusing stories XD Its like watching a car accident unfold right before my eyes.

Rancor

Rancor #10 · Jun 27th, 2015 · 1 · ·

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6141619 I couldn't agree more, every time i see a story posted i know i am in for a ride. Hopefully we will both get to experience many more car crashes before this ends!

Wuten

Wuten #11 · Jun 28th, 2015 · 3 · ·

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For what it's worth, I can't think of any other egg puns that someone hasn't already used.

...Boy, that was one tough egg to crack

TheKissoftheVoid

TheKissoftheVoid #12 · Jun 28th, 2015 · 4 · ·

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I don't always comment on anonpencil's stories, but when I do, I prefer to leave a string of story appropriate puns.
Stay witty, my friends.

Shinigami

Shinigami #13 · Jun 29th, 2015 · 2 · ·

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Well, this is another eggcellent story by yolk ole anonpencil. You never ceased to crack me up. This story in particular teach me a valuable lesson:
Only a true friend can see you as a good egg, even though you are slightly cracked.

Murder Knight

Murder Knight #14 · Jun 29th, 2015 · 1 · ·

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This was the most hilarious thing I've read this week. Here's a follow. Now I'll egg you on.

That was a terrible joke.

brzy

brzy #15 · Jul 6th, 2015 · 3 · ·

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This was terriblarious. You deserve a standing ovulation.

Comment posted by Vitae deleted Feb 17th, 2016

anonpencil

anonpencil #17 · Jul 27th, 2015 · · ·

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6252166
...
please write this.

Seri

Seri #18 · Aug 12th, 2015 · 1 · ·

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I'm not sure he will write this.
... Looks like you have egg on your face about that...

Comment posted by Vitae deleted Feb 17th, 2016

Raichu

Raichu #20 · Sep 21st, 2015 · 2 · 1 ·

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Its true that perhaps I wonder now what dragon eggs taste like. But dragons are my favorite creatures. Maybe not Spike at all but still, he didn't deserve to die like that.

MadCelly