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Milk_Barcast
The Barcast Podcast Host. I also go by the name Milk. I like to read, I proof read and edit, and I drink. A lot.
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I... You... Wine...
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... Buh...
I don't...
Gah?
Is this how you admit things!?
Glass ass.
Also Berry would have died anyways from the alcohol poisoning, so I suppose the heinous act upon her anus only sped things up.
The botched scotch cross-hatched her ass.
No-effort pun involving glass and asses.
WHY.
In my country, a woman got rushed to the hospital because she shoved a glass bottle of Coke in her vagina for a dare.
Bottom first.
GG
I...I don't know.
Just...I'll just be leaving now.
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GG
Death be blasphemy.
Funny.
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One of my college teachers said that when she worked in the ER, every January 1st they had several women with champagne bottles stuck in their holes (usually vaginas, but not necessarily). Most often bottom first (maybe that's for the best. If it was top first, imagine where the cork would end up if the bottle exploded).
Bit dry if you ask me. Needs more at the ass-end of the story.
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This story is going to be the butt of a lot of jokes
7652084 Well at least you took a crack at it.
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We're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here
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Could you two put a cork in it?
7652496 They'll just screw the cork out.
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Why do you people continue to do these torturous puns?
I mean, I know they're slap-ass easy butt it doesn't mean you should make stinkers and sphincters of punners everywhere.
So put it cork in it and stop glassing on about them.
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I feel that we've reached the back-end of this conversation.
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Touche'
Also, why would you violate any good booze with a mix?
Crystal skull vodka is in and of itself a flav.....who am I kidding, you can't taste anything but guava until it hits your throat then you feel like your insides are on fire and that they will come twisting out at any moment as you grasp for any lasting remnants of consciousness.
Shit's strong at 70% pure yo.
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It's just how I roll. I ruin perfectly good things. I make an absolute ass of myself.
Absolutely glorious Mike!
What a waste.
An OC could have stuck a dick in that ass!
I laughed
Well, not with cola.
WELL THIS FUCKIN HAPPENED.
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Thank you for letting me know you think I'm a dumbass!
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