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Alex_


I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.

Comments ( 20 )

I AM SO EXCITED THAT THIS EXISTS! :heart:

8198332 YOU SHOULDN'T BE

8198343 DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!

That was great. Definitely a good use of time.

8198371 That's exactly what I thought after I finished writing it.

Oh,” he hummed happily. “That was quick – and it has chocolate sauce!”

This was hot up until this moment. :raritywink:

8198469 Oh yes :raritywink:

8198480 Pentrating oneself with fruit, being publicly sexually assaulted by a monkey, anally jettisoning bananas... these are all very, very arousing, but implied coprophagia is just a step too far :duck:

8198520 What can I say -- I'm a sucker for ponuts.

im so ready to read this

Hehehe, oooh wow... this was amusing, very amusing.
Good show.

8240574 Thank you. I aim to disturb amuse :raritywink:

8240585
Lulz, keep it up man, hehehe

so getting any sort of grip on it with her hooves was like trying to give a handjob to a baby.

:rainbowkiss:

8829427
Why was this the story that caught your attention? :rainbowlaugh:

8829446
Can't argue with that logic

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