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Samey90


I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

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Since September I didn't have a week without writing... :pinkiegasp:

Holy balls, this is so awesome that I can't even find a good analogy for it.

I once drank some punch from the bowl during a party, but it was because earlier that day Apple Bloom tried to sexually harass me with a bunch of apples and I was a bit traumatised. Then she saw me drinking it and I got a reputation.”

The fandom explanation in a nutshell
Btw I frigging loved the assumption song parody

Vinyl smiled behind her turntables. She saw that the cookies she brought almost disappeared, devoured by the guests.

Look a flashback within a flashback
FLASHCEPTION

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Thanks :pinkiehappy:

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Actually, it happens quite often in my stories. I think I went even deeper once, but then I thought that it was too much and changed it.

LOL my sides hurt so much, I forgot how to breathe.... :rainbowlaugh:

CONTINUE THIS... NAWOOOOOOO; NEED MORE!:pinkiehappy:

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I'm about 2k into the third chapter, so don't worry :raritywink: And thanks for the fav :pinkiehappy:

This probably says a lot about me, but the dumber this story gets, the harder I laugh.
Nice job!

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Well hello there you old so and so. I found yah! xD And in a Berry Punch fiction. Who'd a thunk it? :trixieshiftright:

So much deadpan. I didn't even know that was a word until now.

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I didn't know there was such a word until I got into fanfics. In fact, my vocabulary consists mostly of words I learned either from TV shows, songs, fanfiction or porn (i.e. "sorority"... :scootangel:)

Not to mention that it's a good reaction to most of their antics...

Woohoo! And it comes to a close.

I gotta say, this has been one of the most enjoyable fics I've read in a while. It was just so much fun, all the way through. Thank you for putting this together.


is it possible to color the text for the different ponies. The bedroom scene is a little hard to follow when all give are talking back and forth.

Finally reading through this a second time (which is something I rarely do with fics).

“Do you know that on a train everypony is a philosopher?”

Just wanted to say that this is one of my favorite quotes in anything ever. It just says so much with so little, and there's so much truth in it.

“I had a dream that I became a gunner on an airship and Cloudchaser was trying to shoot me.”

This line means a lot more to me, now.

To fight with my fears and face the wheels…

Can't... stop... laughing...

On the other side of the coin, I really like Vinyl's characterization in this. She's kinda sad, really. First time I read this, I was cheering inside when she finally got that kiss she'd been after. The characterization in this is just great in general, though.

I really like all the little gags and asides in this. It really keeps the whole thing so much fun to read.

“They’re too ol–” The door closed behind him.

Berry, get your garden shears.

“I wouldn’t feel good in Las Pegasus without Vinyl… It’d be much funnier with her…”

Vitriolic best buds to the end. Nice to see Tavi admit it.

“Oh, come on. Twist doesn’t construct death rays…”

... I had totally forgotten about this line.

And I reach the end again, wherein the title comes from (which was a nice touch). Having read other works of yours now, this was even better a second time through.

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Yeah, that was one of the first times when I started to make references to other stories... And seems that Vinyl's dreams are still running through multiverse...

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I actually forgot about that line too... But it seems that not entirely... :pinkiehappy:

And now we know why the Mare of Liberty in the harbor has a smile on her mug in the new episode...

Oh yes, Oh YES! That's the stuff! If only there were more like these!

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I'd say my Minuette fics are a spiritual successor of this one, mixed with pulp adventure in the second story.

“Not that kind of unicorns… If you see, dunno, pink fluffy unicorns, dancing on rainbows, don’t believe them. These guys are usually up to no good.”

Yeah...I've heard Fluffle Puff is a repeat offender when it comes to nonconsensual snuggles.

“I’m sorry,” Berry said, “But can somepony explain to me what’s going on with Sparkler’s 18th birthday?”

...you and these fucking mysteries.

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Interestingly, this one was actually explained.

“I’d rather call it ‘pissing contest’, but we can agree on ‘family feud’, if you like,” Bon Bon replied.

I once saw a literal pissing contest once...at my school...the participants are both on a list now.

“Okay, don’t worry. By the way, I think I’ll call my next album ‘Who The Fuck Is Lyra Heartstrings’...” She smiled and blinked at him. He sighed with relief.

Please be a Neffex reference. Please be a Neffex reference. Please be a Neffex reference.

“Yes, just remember that if you find a tarantula, her name’s Betty and she’s more scared of you than you’re of her.”

My cousin Little John had a tarantula named Homer.
Believe it or not he wasn't a Simpsons fan. He just really liked the Odyssey.

“Wait,” Lyra said, “You have a daughter, so how those plants could–”

The Black Cherry Lyra. The Black Cherry.

“Actually, they said ‘can’t you knock?’” Long Play muttered. Vinyl looked at him, dumbfounded.

...at least they said something mine just threw something at Little John when they made me.

Lyra focused, observing the surroundings. When she was young she liked to spend time with her uncle, who taught her everything he knew about alarms, lockpicking, and the art of fooling the guards. Everything ended when the uncle had to move to the Canterlot Penitentiary Facility for income tax evasion.

It's always tax evasion.

“And how it was?” Berry asked. Even though Vinyl was sometimes annoying, she was also quite useful for ponykind – she was doing stupid things so other ponies didn’t have to.

Just like Johnny Knoxville.

“I’d rather call it ‘pissing contest’, but we can agree on ‘family feud’, if you like,” Bon Bon replied.

Those two guys are still on a list.

You’re entering the grounds of Long Play the Cruel. Repo ponies, peddlers, secret agents and aliens will be shot and sold to Griffonian restaurants. If you’re one of those thirteen runty folk metal fans – I’m not going for any adventure with you! Have a nice day.

Aliens as in from space or immigrants? There's a really big difference.

“Yes, just remember that if you find a tarantula, her name’s Betty and she’s more scared of you than you’re of her.”

...I miss Homer.

“Ugh, don’t remind me…” Long Play shuddered. “It’s official: there were no prequels or sequels to this movie. Whoever mentions one, drinks five times.”

The prequels were alright.

“Hmm, Long Play, do you want to buy a table? I can give you my blender for free.”

Nah bruh...just burn that shit.

“ And I don’t think she invited Berry for a ride, unless I missed the sound of Tartarus freezing over.”

I mean... technically the ninth circle is frozen already frozen.

“Please,” Babs grinned. “Bonnie’s not the first pony who were trying to offer me candies. She doesn’t look like one of them. More like a bored, middle-aged spinster. By the way, why there always have to be candies? Candies and candies, do they want me to get buckin’ diabetes?”

Nowadays you gotta offer free WIFI.

Lyra focused, observing the surroundings. When she was young she liked to spend time with her uncle, who taught her everything he knew about alarms, lockpicking, and the art of fooling the guards. Everything ended when the uncle had to move to the Canterlot Penitentiary Facility for income tax evasion.

Just like Al Capone.

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