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anonpencil


Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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It looks like his friendship with Nurse Redheart is morphine into something new.

Huh...Anon getting injured or poisoned on a regular basis and Nurse Redheart who gets sleep raped every time he shows up...this seems way softer then your usual trainwrecks that I simply enjoy out of SHOCK and awe. Now get back to making those trainwrecks, I need to be horrified and mortified at the same time while wondering why I am enjoying it at the exact same time.

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> I need to be horrified and mortified at the same time while wondering why I am enjoying it at the exact same time.

I'm sure that's just what anon was feeling too.

Wait one moment here... Anon isn't dead, he isn't crying, he isn't skinned alive... What is this?! Is this even legal for anon? Like, he should atleast have kept the broken leg! Something just doesn't fit here.....

Good read 10/10 would break leg again.

Looks like Anon is injecting at least 50mL of liquid hot white love into Nurse Redheart and she is enjoying every moment of it.

My puns are bad, Flutterpriest's puns are bad, and Rancor's puns are bad. I swear to god all of us make bad puns based on the story, we must keep going to make the puns even more bad!

6154014 Just on this one?
ALL of my stories seem to be full of bad pun comments!


...I love it.

That chapter title!
:twilightoops:
Your puns are bad and you should feel bad.

One story from anonpencil a day, keep the doctor away.
Just in time for my daily dosage.

6154014 mL's and not cc's
tsk tsk

take my yes, all of my yes.

I honestly thought that story was wierd and derped.

No need to worry nurse. Just take one of these and call me in the morning :rainbowlaugh:

6153604 ...Really?
THAT was the best you had?
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I'm not even going to bother.

6155893 This is Flutterpriest we are talking about here, we all know that he/she/it will make terrible puns and not give a fuck, hell I bet he/she/it is making up even more shitty puns as we speak for anonpencil's stories that make me want to rethink my life choices.

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The pun is good and he should feel good.

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You have ZERO idea. :raritywink: The puns will continue. You cannot stop them. You cannot hide from them.

You can either cringe, or join in all the pun

6156389 Oh I will cringe at your horrible puns, then I will laugh because they are bad and cringe again because I laughed at a bad pun.

Personally, I enjoyed the story. Alright Plot. Prefect (From What I See) grammar. And Some Character development. Only Problem... Waaaaay too short. ;D

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It's not Redheart getting raped, it's Anon getting raped. And enjoying it. A lot, apparently.

Surprise reading. Fuck. This is fucked up story m8.

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Wat.
I mean....
WAT????
WHY U DO DIS???

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6154223 Oh, come now everyone! There's nothing wrong with trying to inject a little humor into the comments!

6162218 We know that but come on, all of our puns are really cheezy or terrible.

6162967 Are there any other kinds?

6163585 Well we got good puns, bad puns, horrible puns, terrible puns, cheezy puns, nasty puns, puns that should never come to light because they are absolutely terrible puns, puns within puns, edible puns, and all of these puns come at the low, low price of whatever anonpencil puts out on display. Which is free but still these puns are selling like hotcakes! Very...very...very shameful hotcakes.

Good read 10/10

Through your drug-addled brain, you begin to understand something. You're not sure what, but you definitely know you're gaining an understanding of something. Maybe your own toes. Those have always confused you.

I love drugged up anon.

My diagnosis of this story is graciously not D.O.A.. However, there seams to be a problem with some peoples patients these days in the comments as they think you need to increase the dosage of 'What the hell?'. I'm going to prescribe 200 mg pills of rape to all patients to take two times a day, one at breakfast and one at night, for the next month to cure them of this addiction. Now if you excuse me, I must treat the stitches on my sides that have burst.

No weird rapey sex horse, don't go! You're all warm and wet inside like pudding.

I feel that this demands immediate verification. For science.

...Don't you judge me.

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Easily one of my favorite things to have ever typed.

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I can imagine. When I read that it immediately made me think of a hot vanilla creme eclair, fresh from the fryer with a little bit of custard and maybe some rasberry jam leaking from the injection hole.

Giving him all of the good drugs?
Something's wrong with that sentence.

6332169 What an adorable ending.:rainbowkiss:

wow this was great. surprised you wrote this little piece of sweetness.

guess you can be sweet to anon when you want to :ajsmug:

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It makes me feel so dirty.

Pretty good. White pone is best pone.

>tfw no nursehorse to give you drugs and rape you
[urge to commit suicide increases]

So... An extremely rapey Redheart...

I am strangely okay with this.

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To all who read this please let this dream come true.

I want a fic of nurse Redheart joining Anonpencil in a very sensual bath.

Also, she's warm and wet, like pudding.

Awwww yeeeeeeeeees~ Nurse Redheart, I hardly ever see good stories with her...
I am okay with this fic, very okay...
hehe~

Nice job Anonpencil!

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:rainbowlaugh:
Oh that was good.

No weird rapey sex horse, don't go! You're all warm and wet inside like pudding. ~ What a line. Haha!

Hope Equestria has free healthcare or Anon's medical bills will start to add up! CelestiaCare anyone?

:rainbowkiss:

Fifty shades of redheart

I'm getting Misery vibes from this story.

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Yeah, except Annie Wilkes in this story is a pony and hot

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Re-reading this, I almost gave up after I saw the phrase "for the lulz". The narration being affected by the IV drip almost makes up for it. Not great quality, but still a nice little fic.

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