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This challenge is really bringing out the worst in you, you know that?
I'm here before it does
What the inbred fuck did I just read.
I will always click on something that has that image when I see it. Always.
I don't think I've before read a 2nd-person story and thought, 'Yes, this is actually a thing I could see myself saying' as much as I did here
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Occupy the entire New column for five minutes?
Write yourself into a coma?
Break the auto-approval button?
Find a way to get FIMFic's first-ever 'general principles' one-day ban?
Glorious.
Final verdict: Cancer/10.
Upvote Confirmed.
I felt sorry for Cadance, but I still cracked up.
inb4 reachs the feature box
Still a better story than Hi Anon throwing the game...
I had no expectations as a start, but you managed to go even below them. Well done, good sir, well done.
Do not trust this horse. She is suspicious.
Looks at feature box:
HI ANON, I STOLE THE FEATURE BOX
DON'T CALL ME CUTE
... You can't make this shit up...
I joined the community long after the Candence memes ended so my reaction to this story is : uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
HI ANON!!
I AM MISSING THE BENULTY
I AM THROWING THE GAME!!
I would enjoy her as a new silver, for the fun
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Write themselves into a comma. Much worse fate, being stuck in punctuation.
Silly author. Cadance is best princess.
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You're correct
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It's a subjective opinion, of course I am.
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*laughs in old ponish* you silly foal, everyone knows that Momlestia is best princess
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My pecking order is as follows from least to best:
Luna, Flurry Heart, Celestia, Twilight, Cadance.
"Can we try to empty the magazines with more pebbles?"
"No, Your Highness. Each volley is synthesized from pure bullshit."
Cadance nods gravely. "The ancients were so wise in ways we have forgotten."
Also, this Anon has terrible taste. No princess is worst princess.
The heck???
*gets blacklisted from ISP for hitting the upvote button too hard*
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Yeah, I'm wondering that myself.
First I just want to say this made me laugh my ass off and is going in my library in the futile attempts to balance out the sheer amount of cloppery in it!
I need MOAR RANDOMNESS!
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No, Molestia is Best Princess! :P
Alright, you got me. Well done.
Wonderful end twist Preist, congrats and thanks for amother great story
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OMG I LOVE THIS AND THIS IS THE FIRST I SAW THIS
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He’s like that |-(
Whatever reason, beats me *shrugs* just hoping if one day if someone I’m not subscribed to reads one of my stories I’ll have a way to know, karma will return the favor :3