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AugieDog


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Spike's been dealing with crazy ponies his entire life, but when he coughs up an invitation to the double wedding of Celestia and Luna to Flim and Flam, he realizes that he hasn't yet seen half the craziness ponies are capable of.

My entry in the Dear Love contest, this story didn't make the top three. Its cover art was commissioned from Sony-Shock, and much thanks to Pascoite for comments and suggestions!

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I haven't read it yet, but.

Wat?

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I second that!

This can only end badly.

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Given the title, I expected Flim and Flam to have to fake their deaths to get out of this.

Huh. That turned out different than I expected. I expected this to be played straight in the sense that the weddings actually happened.

Loved it! :twilightoops: :trollestia:

Ha ha! Next you can write a story about how Martin Scorsese produces the next Joker move.

Oh, wait...

I really wanted Spike to just up and eat the amulet out of hunger and annoyance and then let shit go down from there.
Oh well.

was spike super hungry the entire time or just horny?

Sheesh, I know mind control is a kink and all but wow...

Bet Luna wishes she'd gotten Cabelleron instead of the brothers though. Or not, after all they are quite good with their mouths.

Detail I liked, how much of Spike's perception and comparisons are through smell.

Well, that went about exactly as I expected it to. And you know that they will be updating the spell on the amulate to cover Twilight, just because it would be really fun when she finds out in a century or two.

Damn wished they suffered a little bit longer as their consort, in fact make a whole series out of it. This was a very interesting read great job.

And then Celestia and Luna make the amulet affect Twilight anyway.

How'd you find out about the contest? I seem to miss most of them.

Dreadnought

Because calling it the Bad Boy Booty Call Amulet would have been too obvious. :pinkiehappy:

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Thanks for the comments, folks!

Y'know, I'm not sure where I heard about this contest. It may have been one of the other entries was submitted to us pre-readers at Equestria Daily...

Mike

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If you hear about any upcoming contests, please let me know. :pinkiehappy:

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Plus it would keep the legend alive. As soon as some riffraff tried and failed to use it on Twilight (and possibly Cadance?) and found it didn't work, no one would believe it anymore.

:rainbowlaugh: Delightful madness from start to finish. Nice touch with the olfactory elements here and there. Thank you for this, and best of luck in the judging.

Aside from Twilight feeling a little like the lovechild of Pinkie Pie and her Lesson Zero self near the start, this was glorious.

Spike's narration was on point the entire way through, and you write a damn good Flim and Flam. The Sisters meanwhile were like two pervy old aunts and I loved it. :rainbowlaugh:

Good luck in the contest!

Ah, that was fun. Love me some PG saucy goodness.

Source of the cover?

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Thanks!

It's not a sort of writing I do often, but I quite enjoyed putting it together.

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As I say in the description, I commissioned the piece from the artist Sony-Shock specifically for use as the cover of this story. I'm very happy with how it turned out!

Mike

Twilight is ace. Change my mind.

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I lean more toward:

Her being the cat's pajamas, but I won't argue with her being ace. :twilightsmile:

Mike

Congratulations on making it into my Favorites. I don't think I have many stories there, but this one deserves it. Didn't quite go where I expected, but I figured out where it was going not long after she popped over to Canterlot. Roughly, anyway. Be careful what you wish for when it comes to Alicorns. You just might get it!

Feel bad for Spike though. Really should've grabbed a scone toward the end there. The little guy really should learn to store some emergency snacks around the castle for cases such as these.

Keep up the good work!

So this was a VERY fun read, after finding the picture for the story on Derpibooru I found a desperate need to read the source story for myself, and I have to say that it lived up to my expectations.

Though do you mind if I ask a question? Why did you choose to have the story filtered through Spike's POV instead of say. . .Twilight's, Flim and or Flam?

Not against it mind you, not at all it provided for a nice change of pace, but I am still curious.

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Thanks! It's always fun when folks find my older stories in random ways!

As for Spike narrating, when I'm writing comedy, I usually like to use the "straight man" as the POV character. That way, the reader is watching the silliness unfold along with the narrator, and the narrator can slip little comments in here and there. And with Spike, you get the extra layer of him not quite understanding what all this was about... :twilightblush:

Mike

Glad I had this one bookmarked for later, that was a fun read ^^

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