• Member Since 10th Jul, 2011
  • offline last seen Jul 24th, 2022

Masterweaver


Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

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What happens when a bored FiMfiction author decides to take advantage of his rising popularity and subject his audience to horrors more random then the children of Discord and Pinkie Pie? Will the moderators clamp down on him for being too meta? Will he be able to defend the First Posters? And does he have any appropriate background music for the inevitable clop scene demanded by his fans?

One thing's for sure, he should lay off the hat polish....

Chapters (19)
Comments ( 161 )

This is... bizarre to say the least, but I like it. :derpytongue2:

Well, this is interesting. I wonder how the princesses are dealing with the deluge.

Part of me can't help but imagine someone trying to animate all those plushies. A tiny, fluffy, squeezable army. :pinkiecrazy:

This is too interesting a set up to not be good. *does NOT stop and think about it. Puts fic in read list* SCCCOOOOORRRREEEE! :yay:

You know how some people drive extra slow when they pass an accident? Because maybe there's blood or gory bits to be seen?
Well, that's me with this story. :trollestia:

I guess RD got buried in a human cemetery? :pinkiegasp:

Thank you Pinkie!
Now I'm compelled to slap the author with a femur so he coughs up chapter five.
You should know better than break the fourth wall in a way that gets your writer hurt, you know.

PS:
Don't go to Fluttershy's. That shed is a dump.

Well... My brain just went whoop and weepedoda. YAY!

This is to interesting to just leave it like this. You HAVE to write more so we can know how it ends.

... ... ...
... ... ...
... ... ...
... wut?

It's strange how a story can be funny and sad at the same time.

Daaaaaaa.... (Three hours later) ...aaaaaaaaaaa fuck?

She eats fourty cakesh fer breakfast, and that'sh terrible!

Ha!

Of course, Rainbow Dash. All you have to do is: Die.
What? It's a valid answer!
And only one more chapter until Pinkie doesn't help rainbow. Or will she? :pinkiegasp:

I once again can't stop laughing,Masterweaver you should continue these.

Umm... can I not be dead any more?
Sure. I'll cast the spell and you die into a whole new Pegasus.
Ok.. THAT'S SOOOOOO COMFERTING FLUTTERSHY
:pinkiehappy:l
I just added on to it :)

In which it was revealed that Fluttershy actually DID get a license from Luna.

Huh. Am I really the first one to comment? Is everyone having the same reaction as Twilight?

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Bahahaha! Oh god, I just reread all of this and I'd forgotten how entertaining it is. Why does it have so few views?

Let me get this straight....

Twilight is... well... normal.
Rainbow Dash is a zombie.
Fluttershy is immortal.
Applejack is somehow a lesbian, sorta.
Pinkie Pie is drunk not drunk.
Rarity is a ninja.

Why am I not surprised...
:facehoof:

... THIS is allowed, regardless of the meta rule, yet my story about the CMC helping a classmate make his story more popular is not. Because it is apparently too meta.

What. The. Fuck.

sooooo, I dont know what is going on in that head of yours.

but please continue:moustache:

Oh god. I was unable to stop laughing! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

So, what are you trying to say? The fact that you called it "an awkward conversation with Twilight" seems to imply that Applejack is transgender, but I just took it to mean she doesn't fit the feminine image. Which I think could be a legitimate concern, the way Applejack leads her life. Now, if she really does believe she's a stallion, that's a legitimate concern too, but if that's the case, you need to actually, you know, say that.
Or maybe I'm overthinking a story which literally does not follow. :trixieshiftleft:

3033531 Twilight's probably going to turn out to be the weirdest.

Dear Princesses Celestia,
Today I have learned the everything with the logic sandwich and...
And...
Uhh...

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From,
The pony in your pantry.

I'd ask for more right now, but you cannot simply rush random... Or can you?

Also, Fluttershy is her own mother. If that didn't scare you, read it again. Fluttershy is her own mother. She came out of herself. What. The. Flutt.

There needs to be more fics on this topic, because lol.

Ooh, fascinating explanation of a type of immortality! With all the reading I do, you'd think I would have come across that idea before; but I haven't. I love it!

That alcohol actually would sober pinkie up makes way too much sense.

I'm so happy I accidently rediscovered this Story because somehow I hadn't favorited it and after like 5 months I had forgotten about it but know I shall never have it slip away again. Also, dark magician fluttershy is adorable. :yay: I eagerly await reading the next two chapters! :twilightsmile:

And as the two of them trotted down the road, side by side, the farmpony couldn't help but think that maybe he should possibly have a little less peace in his life. Well, only a little. Apple Bloom would probably love Dinky.... although, maybe he'd wait until after spider season.

:rainbowderp:

Go on...

DerpyMac .. never seen before .. am interested :pinkiehappy:

Can I use Fluttershy's method of immortality somewhere? You may never find it but it seems interesting. I may use it for a roleplay character...

i giggled because of how stupid this is. loooooooooooooooooooooooool



(how do trollfics get featured?)

Rainbow, that's your pancreas, not your liver.
...okay, never touching Pinkie's experiments again.
See if I help you in Chapter Five

Those three lines though!

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"From the pony in your pantry"

My sides! Their in orbit!

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