✓ Moustaches earned:
This makes it 1!
There goes 2!
Third one!

✓ High sex-appeal: Got a follower without any story published (Or written) Max followers without stories: 6

✓ What are you, a dictionary?: Create a recognized adjective
(Moon Menderish: Something beyond awkward)
Secret text is Secret. If you have read this, insert these numbers in a comment: 129837198237

✗ I made it and they ignored it: People who do not like reading profiles, or reading at all, or Fluttershy, or puppies and kittens, or are just very VERY funny: 4

✗ Genocide is magic: Users who went out of their way to kill fluttershy:
This guy with 4000 dead fluttershys
This guy with extra dead puppies

THIS GUY! Go check him out. Like, now. Close this page, open it again, click the link. And check out his story Succession, Dark, but AWESOME. Did I say this guy is awesome?
THIS OTHER GUY. His stories are so awesome that I can only read one chapter at a time. More and I would explode. Definetly read his timey-warpy-whatever-adventure-death-thing he wrote. Worth every penny. And second

Every time someone thanks me for favoriting their story, in another universe some Fluttershy dies in horrible pain while kittens and puppies burn by her side. If I fav your story, it's because I like it, not as a favor. Please stop. Thanks.