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The MLP community has been a great source of happiness and joy. These stories are my attempt to give something back to those who have so enriched my life.


Do you want to be the next great Equestrian supervillain? Do you have what it takes to challenge the Mane Six? If so, then see Pinkie Pie at Ponyville Castle! She’s looking for a dastardly new crop of evildoers, and if you're one of the best you just might make the cut.

Oh – if you do decide to apply, be sure to fill out Form 112-B in its entirety! Twilight gets very upset if you forget the form. And don't be late!

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Very solid. Here's to the Smooze!


Thank you!

And may the Smooze rise again.



Just a little bit of weirdness to (hopefully) brighten your evening...


Well, it should be interesting enough to see what villains come out of this...

Though I sincerely disagree with the 'no blood and Gore' rule. In my opinion, a villain is measured only by two things; the blood he's spilled, and the property damage he's accumulated.

Wonderful! You've made my day.

Brilliant as always. I particularly liked RnaBWDtrlIY. And Derpy with super powers is terrifying.

All those forms ! Attack of the Cubical Hamsters!:pinkiegasp::flutterrage::rainbowhuh::twilightoops::ajsleepy::raritydespair::moustache:
Yey DeathNinja, If it comes to property damage Spikes your Drake!


Thank you for the encouragement! I really appreciate it. It means a lot!


Thank you!

I would love to read a Derpy-as-superhero story. I'm picturing something along the lines of the movie Hancock, only with vastly more destruction and chaos. It would be so much fun.


something along the lines of the movie Hancock


"Now, either you stop this bank robbery and buy me muffin, or your head is going up his :yay:ss, your head is going up his :yay:ss, and you? Your the unlucky one - your head is going up my :yay:ss. And you will never know what went wrong."



That would be awesome! That's comedy gold right there. Someone should get right on that.

If one of you adventurous types does write that story, please let me know! I would love to read it. Derpy is clearly crying out for the Hancock treatment.

Well, I have a very long to do list right now, but if no one else gets round to it I'll do this eventually - it's too good to waste. However, it probably won't be for over a year, so if anyone else feels like, please go for it!

5024800 can we have a squeal?


can we have a squeal?

What would you like best? More villain applications? Villains in action? Derpy the superpony spreading doom throughout the land?

There are so many possibilities... :derpyderp2:

Yeah ask fans to create them I've got 20 of em at my desposeal


Yeah ask fans to create them I've got 20 of em at my desposeal

If you've got a whole stack of ideas for interviews, why not write them up yourself and post the story on your account? I think it would be pretty neat if other writers took this idea and ran with it! There's lots of possibilities!


Thanks - I'm glad you enjoyed it! :twilightsmile:

does this have sequel.


does this have sequel.

Sadly, no. I've never written sequels to any of my MLP stories.


This was awesome!

Thank you! :pinkiehappy:

:rainbowlaugh: This was GREAT! Pinkie 4th-wall-breaking: check! (is this also meta? I only recently heard of that term and I can't tell...) Comedy: Check! Good writing quality: Check!

My suggestion, Purple Smooze--go mess around until you make Green Smooze into your weakness, and make vague, carefully-worded riddles about it to spread into remote libraries of notoriously crazy hermits. But whatever you do, don't turn Yellow Smooze into your weakness--that's an opposite color and is just too obvious. It would turn what could be a two-episode attack into a one-off episode.

And if you think about it, Twilight's is the best plan here--because everypony will help her make it happen, and she's already so far into success that she can't be stopped anymore. Nopony will dare to stop her because they need her, and so long as she pleases the population they won't care how much she's taking advantage of what they give her. Everypony will love her and want to be her friend, and as an alicorn of friendship that will only make her stronger.

The best evil ruler is one with a happy populace.

This is FANTASTIC. I emitted several uncontrollable giggles and at least one set of cackling. Fabulous job, and I love all of the meta-jokes about the show. XD The Nightmare Night one was one of my favorites, as was the unknowable entity who is somehow all elbows and hands and yet has no features. WELL DONE *goes to read the new one which was how she found this one* I like to read things in order. =D



Thank you very much! I'm glad you enjoyed the story, and I appreciate all the favorites. Thanks for stopping by! This story was one of my favorites; it was so much fun to write.


Replace Pinkie with Larson and the villains with writers, and that is hasbro.

I really think they should consider adding Pinkie Pie to those meetings. She's got great instincts and impeccable comedic timing. Hasbro could learn a lot from her!


And if you think about it, Twilight's is the best plan here

Exactly! The only possible way you could even slow her down would be by giving her a stack of books to read or something. I think that clever pony is on the verge of total world domination.

I LOVED the part where the form was lit on fire. I mean that was even MORE rejected than the ninja assassinations!!

That was wonderful.



I LOVED the part where the form was lit on fire.

Thanks! :twilightsmile: If there was any application that deserved a solid rejection, it was most definitely that one! Some things are just too awful to even consider.



This was written months before the Smooze episode. I had no idea that character would ever actually show up. Apparently he took Pinkie's advice to heart and changed his ways so he could appear on the show! Very decent of him.


That was wonderful.

Thank you very much! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Eh, neat little story.

Go home Twilight, you're drunk.

Also, villains. Learn to team up!

THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (which is one of my all-time favorite films)



Yes, it's true that The Fellowship of the Ring is also a book. However, I've only read the book once, and I've watched the movie countless times. It's the movie that I really enjoy, and it is definitely in my top 5 favorite films of all time.

The 20% discount line killed me :rainbowlaugh: too funny.

This is...


It was hilarious and fun to read. Nice work!

A rather gangly pony in a white lab coat stepped forwards and handed Pinkie his paperwork.

"Hello. I am Poor Planning and I magically modified autolithotrophic microbes that normally eat their way through volcanic glass to devour enchanted crystal instead." The pony held up a small sealed metal tube for emphasis. "My diabolical plot is to use these babies to threaten the Crystal Empire and force them to submit to my rule. However... first I must test them on a smaller scale, and what is the second-largest construct of enchanted crystal in Equestria?"

Pinkie thought about it a moment before spreading her limbs wide to indicate her surroundings. "Oooh! Twilight's Castle! It's like, the biggest magic chandelier around!"

"Exactly, and of course it's here as my tiny little creations chew their way into her castle that you and the others realise something is up, and try to thwart me. I uh... did write in the 'fatal flaw in the plan' box there but forgive me that what I entered was 'You'll never guess'. I know it seems a bit of a cheat but come on... I can't make it easy on you! There really IS a fatal flaw and you probably WILL work it out but I can't just hand it to you on a silver platter. Can I?"

"Will you Pinkie Promise that you have a fatal flaw in your plan? "

"I will."

"Well.... allright. You have a nice trustworthy dishonest face there. I'll give you a chance." Pinkie Pie said as she put the APPROVED stamp on the plan. "But if you break the Pinky Promise I'll be very upset."

"Fair enough."


Nice work!

Thanks a lot! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Hey - I made you a thing on my lunchbreak - as a break from my other series.


Hey - I made you a thing on my lunchbreak

That is really cool! Thanks for posting it here. I always wanted to have one of these stories made into an audio tale, and you made it happen. Awesome! :twilightsmile:

I loved the Galadriel bit at the end.


I loved the Galadriel bit at the end.

Thanks! I couldn't resist doing that - it just seemed fitting.

I'm glad you enjoyed the story!

5235000 Actually, the Smooze could have the same weakness. After all, where are Twilight and the others going to find flutterponies to blow the smooze back into the volcano?

On another note, I was hoping Discord would come in disguised as another pony and when detected by Pinkie Pie, admit he was just trying to impress Fluttershy by being the villain and helping the girls defeat said villain. He can be in two (or more) places at once after all.


I was hoping Discord would come in disguised as another pony

That's a brilliant idea! I wish I had thought of it. He would have been a great addition to the story.

What a fun read! This would make for a great series instead of a one-shot. It's be doubly cool to see each of the girls holding court for a specific task though I'm drawing a total blank as to what each should be in charge of :derpyderp2:. Glad this was the one I clicked for the 301st story on my 'read' shelf- a like and a fav for you!

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