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Starlight Glimmer is TRYING to be a good friend, but she just has this awful tendency to overreact at just about anything.

Like trying to rule over an entire village of brainwashed ponies because a friend moved away.

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Despite this being a cute and funny story, I do feel a bit sad for Starlight Glimmer. I too sometimes have issues controlling my anger and emotions because of my ADHD. Regardless, I like this comedic take on her personality so very much. :pinkiesmile:

Somepony needs anger management.

Nah, just not really feeling it with this one, man.

However, she did insult Derpy in a passive-aggressive way, so sooner or later the universe will extract karma from her.

:derpytongue2: Headcanon accepted!

This fits her character well. I can imagine this being canon. :rainbowlaugh:

I so see this from her. Too true and too funny. :)

"I'LL ABORT YOUR FREAKIN' BABY, THEN IT'LL BE NOTHING!"

:rainbowderp:

Jesus. :rainbowlaugh:

Wow.... She needs help :rainbowderp:

Well, sucks to be you, Starlight. Cause I had 50 bits going against ya. xD

oh boy this is gonna take a while to adapt

Dang! Starlight is blowing a fuse to the max!! And it's the best one ever! XD This made me laugh so hard! :rainbowlaugh:

6684805 This is why Starlight is best Purple Guy

The birds were singing, the children were laughing, the Pinkie was Pinkieing, and there was no post apocalyptic wasteland to be found!

That's a thing! :rainbowlaugh:

That's your problem right there. Playing Monopoly? While trying to make friends? That's like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Here's how I wish it had ended:

"What're you gonna do about it, Derpy? You gonna crush me to death with that comically ginormous flank of yours?"

"Yes."

And then she did.

The world needs more stories of Starlight Glimmer getting pissed and using her magic to seek out excessive retribution against it. Stubbing her hoof on a rock and going back in time to erasing all rocks from existence then everypony having to live in space as an example.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! :rainbowlaugh:

AAAHHHHH!!!! :rainbowlaugh: :pinkiecrazy:

I immediately thought of this:

We need a sequel. Starlight Glimmer rages against the feature box.

Rated T for teen.

Seriously though. 54-0 and no feature? Yet some 23-1 can walk in no prob. Wow.

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It's based on timing as much as anything else. You need to hit the appropriate number of likes, comments and favourites before the story falls off the front page.

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I honestly hope they make it a thing in the show. Maybe not to this extent, but having Starlight overreact at the smallest things as a gag would totally make up for her weakass backstory XD

Okay... what? :rainbowlaugh:

Wow, what a psycho....

Still hit it.

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Starlight Glimmer: Where are we?!
Twilight Sparkle: The future. Or rather, the present.
Starlight Glimmer: Well this is dry and barren as I am!

buck every last one of them into last Friday, until they give me that letter!"

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My mind went to a dirty place.

"Don't pity me! I don't need your pity! I don't need your charity! I'm gonna burn your house down!"

Am I the only one who immediately thought of Cave Johnson from Portal 2?

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Well, they could've always played Diplomacy...

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I also find it strangely ironic that Starlight is a character that people crack jokes about being a Communist, and yet her favorite game is the poster-child for Capitalism, :rainbowkiss:

If they make Starlight a regular on the show, this needs to be her canon personality.

6685655 odd. Because people don't generally get mad at each other while playing that game. They just have fun....(in my experience)

Calm the hell down Starlight!

Eat a Snickers bar, cause' you're not you when you're hungry.

This almost makes up for the season finale. :rainbowlaugh: Given what her backstory is, I could totally see her flipping out on any and everything. When her only defense is that this time she didn't time travel and unintentionally destroy the world, that sets a really low bar... which is perfectly appropriate for Starlight. Maybe Twilight had better try babyproofing everything again before Starlight blows up the town.

So funny! (We need that angry starlight emoticon!)

I just have to make this comment, so I do apolog- Pff :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Oh, who am I kidding??

You know you're off to a great start when the beginning paragraph is a year older than you! :yay:

Great job. Very enjoyable, and really pulls at a problem from the episode.

Just a couple of typos that could use a fix

she scratched as her neck as she broke into hives.

'case

probably meant 'cause (short for because)

Sound good, friend.

Left out an s

This is glorious.

I am crying tears of joy that at least some people understand why everything about Starlight in the finale was absurd.

It deserves infinite likes for satirizing such terrible characterization and motivation in such masterfully exaggerated tones.

Maybe we should give Starlight a 'safe place' at college next to the SJWs who don't ever want their fragile drug-addled egos bruised by facts. :trollestia:

6689032 Ooooo... maybe THAT'S what was wrong with her! All Starlight ever needed was a Snickers... *Alondro achieves enlightenment and ascends to Nirvana*

That totally needs to be a comic.

That was amazing. Simply amazing. xD

"Great! Now the town doesn't look right! Now I've gotta make more craters just to even it out!"

Especially this. That logic.

6686223 Starlight and Dan trying to out-rage each other...

Now THAT would be worth watching!

6687218 And they need to do a tongue-in-cheek jab at it too, kind of an admission that 'yeah, we F'd up'. Kinda like how Matt Stone and Trey Parker self-parodied their own bad movie in "South Park".

It's one thing to make a bad movie/episode... but the REAL writers will be honest with themselves that they goofed and try to do better. They can remove themselves from their egos and view their own work with a critical eye. And, sure enough, Matt and Trey went on to create "Book of Mormon" and win all the Tony's!

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That sounds like a great idea until you remember that SJWs inevitably eat their own; it’s just a matter of time before Starlight and co. enter an unending feedback loop of unwarranted whining.

6686432 Starlight Glimmer rages against herself... in that castle where the Doctor was raging about stuff...

Seriously, Saturday was a double disappointment. Two awful season finales for two of my all-time favorite shows.

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That's like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Well, you have to admit that it's really entertaining to try... :pinkiecrazy:

6689032 Don't you see, there are no Snickers in Equestria, She's doomed! :pinkiegasp:

6690552 Go jump off a cliff! There ARE Snickers! Don't you dare say such awful things! GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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