Jack and Sylvia are two very different humans. Sylvia is a massive Brony; Jack finds ponies annoying and wishes they would go away. The both of them are thrust into the world of Equestria. At the same time, a sinister force seeks to unmake Equestria once and for all. Jack and Sylvia get caught up in the middle of it. Can they befriend the Mane 6 and, together, save the day? Or will mistrust and xenophobia lead to the destruction of everything? Only time can tell.
Rated Teen for language and sexual content. The rating may be upped to mature if it becomes necessary, but this will not be a clopfic.
Massive thanks to Prismwind (http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Prismwind) for collaborating with me to create the overall plot arc.
Also thanks to Rienhart, Soulpony, and Mines5 for proofreading, and to Io Kusanagi for the amazing new cover art =D.