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Perfectly Insane


I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane

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It has been a decade since Twilight Sparkle was crowned sole Princess, and Equestria is at peace.

The Crystal Empire, not so much. King Sombra is apparently unkillable, despite all efforts. He returns several times a year to be destroyed, leaving behind his horn and always swearing vengeance. The jaded Crystal Ponies, some literally jade, have grown used to their tyrant attempting to return. Princess Cadance rules with her husband Shining Armor, while their daughter Flurry Heart excels in school. All is well.

All seems well, until Cadance begins to suspect that something is wrong with her daughter after the latest battle with Sombra. Flurry quite literally walks off a blast of concentrated dark magic. What Cadance discovers will shake her family to the core and upend everything she thought she knew about her daughter.

Flurry Heart is evil. If Cadance cannot save her daughter, she must stop her before it's too late.

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Everypony knows that Pinkie Pie throws the best parties.
Fewer ponies know about her 'special parties'.
Join Pinkie and her closest friends as they learn more about themselves and the world around them through the lens of intoxication.
Don't worry, Pinkie will make sure everypony is safe and comfortable. After all, what are friends for?

Credits to Sony-Shock for the cover.
Thanks to Arkadios, Frostworthy, Perfectly Insane, 6-D Pegasus, and tailsopony for pre-reading and formatting assistance.

Featured 8/20. Thanks everypony!

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This story is a sequel to Onkalo


Pipp Petals gets a little too involved in ClipClop and HoofTube challenge streamer culture.


This is an outrageously stupid story written purely as a sequel/parody of Seer's brilliant horror fiction Onkalo, which is itself a sequel to Flashgen's brilliant horror fiction Pneuma (this links to an older, Google docs version of the story than is presently available on fimfic, and is the version on which Onkalo is based). Reading these stories is not only imperative to enjoying this fiction, but is highly recommended in general. Much love to the great minds behind some of fimfitiction's greatest horror <3 and thanks for laughing along with me!

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Herding was not common in Equestria, so Rainbow Dash was understandably surprised when she is invited to join a herd with her closest friends completely out of the blue. She did love her friends, but why does it feel like what she wants and what they want are two very different things.

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Sunset Shimmer, the school's hottest girl has asked her out to the Spring Fling. Now she knew Sunset couldn't possibly be interested in her, but this was still going to be a night to remember! In fact, to make sure nothing could possibly go wrong she had arrived early.

But her mind tends to wander when she got nothing better to do, and Wallflower Blush has a lot of thoughts about her crush.


(Alternate Universe tag exists here just to be safe, things play out a bit differently compared canon).

This was written for the 2023 EqG Anniversary Spring Fling Contest!

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Casual McBig Piece consumption goes wrong (not at 3am), fussing turns into a violent hissing, and the stars align to create a magical moment. In the middle of the Big Fuss of 2013 war, our floppa protagonist is taken from their realm and transported into colorful horse-land. Will some talking magical mini-equines find a way to help our fusser solve the Great Fussening?

Fusstured 4/1-4/2/23

Floppite translation: "Hrm McBig Piece mmmmm hiss-ack (hyk-a), FUSSSSS hyykkk HISSSSSS, rrrewwarrwahmmmmm. Hhhyykkrrewerrr Big FUSSSSSS of 2013 ACK, hy-dlph floppa krrewrrwayaaaaaeerrrrr~. mmmewwwrrrak hhyykkawwerr Great FUSSSSSSening?"

Submitted into Racc's 2023 Crackfic Storm

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[A Choose Your Own Adventure]
Featured 3/18, 3/19/23

Time is running out for this planet and every living thing on it. The eons quickly turned into millenniums, then centuries, to decades, years, months, weeks, then days, and final hours. Equus does not have long until it is decimated.

How will Twilight react to this catastrophe? A world doomed to a fiery demise. Fate has set a path to end all life on this planet, but maybe . . . just maybe . . . it doesn't have to be the end at all. Although, that is for you to decide.

[Click "Wake Up Call" to Begin]

[Appears lengthy because this is a short-wide CYOA where some choices are still available later on. The average length per path is approximately 1,700 words.]

[Chapters may look the same if you wish to find all the endings, but depending on the order, even the slightest difference can change everything.]

Check out the Official CYOA group here!

Endings: 10
Unique Endings: 32
Once you get to an ending, feel free to find them all along with the unique endings. Enjoy!

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Pinkie drops Gummy off with Twilight for the day while she leaves for Trotalot. Twilight agrees, not expecting much from the animal, but during her experiments, he speaks.

Shocked, she tries to convince Pinkie and her friends, but the little gator doesn't flinch, and it becomes harder and harder to not seem overworked...and perhaps a little bit crazy...a lot crazy.


Another short story suggestion by PerphectlyInsane in the Fimfic discord.

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Once upon a time in the magical land of New Mexico...

Rated M for Meth (Edit: Majin said it should be T, because Sex jokes aren't SUPER nasfoo *apparently*)

OC credit goes to Guma, on the FiMFiction Discord.

And thank you Perfectly Insane for offering editing this masterpiece, may God have mercy on his soul.

Sex tag for mentioning of parts but there is nothing other than that.

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"My name is Lyra Heartstrings, and you will not remember me. You won't even remember this conversation. Just like with everypony else I've ever met, everything I do or say will be forgotten. Every letter I've written will appear blank; every piece of evidence I've left behind will end up missing. I'm stuck here in Ponyville because of the same curse that has made me so forgettable. Still, that doesn't stop me from doing the one thing that I love: making music. If my melodies find their way into your heart, then there is still hope for me. If I can't prove that I exist, I can at least prove that my love for each and every one of you exists. Please, listen to my story, my symphony, for it is me."

Cover pic by Spotlight: askspotlight.tumblr.com

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