Hoofenmouth is starting out at a new school. Cool. The students there seem nice. Cool. Typical day for the first day, nothing to write home about. Cool.

But Hoof sees that a large number of girls in the student body—damn near all of them, in fact—are wearing short skirts or dresses. And seeing this makes the troubled boy perpetually horny.

Not cool.

Hopefully, Hoof's problem won't be too bad. Or at least won't come too quickly . . .

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5/18/2015

AWESOME!!

Rated "Teen" for some naughty thoughts and heavy, heavy implications of premature ejaculation and masturbating.

Rainbow Dash! She's captain for every sports club in Canterlot High! She has great athletic abilities! She lives and breathes sports! Everyone calls her the King of Sports in Canterlot High School!

Strange right? Calling her 'King' instead of 'Queen'. People always see Rainbow Dash as more of the tomboyish type. The guys in her club talks to her and treats her like a guy. Even her best friends, see her as one of those girls that does not enjoy feminine things.

It wasn't true though. Even Rainbow Dash wants to be a girl. She wants to eat sweet things, she wants to be pretty, she wants to put on make up, to gossip about boys, to fall in love, to date guys. But who would believe her? When no one, even her best friends, has ever seen her feminine side?

How will things turn out for her on Valentine's Day?

This is set in the Equestria Girl's universe. So yeah, humans instead of ponies. Enjoy

Cover art by Gioku from deviantart!

This story is a sequel to 'Cause I Like You, Silly!

You call each other names. You're always showing off your skills to one another. She'll poke fun at you, but you poke right back. But that's just a part of the game to see whose feelings will cave first. Once things get a little too heated on the soccer pitch, Dash will start boiling, and that's never a good sign. When Dash finally confronts you, though, you'll know exactly how "hot" she can get . . .

The fourth installment of "The Steam Collection". Second-person present-tense perspective set in the EG universe. Rated 'Teen' for some sexy, steamy moments.

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7/20/2015
7/21/2015
7/22/2015

This story is a sequel to Shy Girl

She'll poke you in class, tickle you in the hall, noogie you at lunch, and hug you, all in the same day. She somehow has it in her head that wedgies are fun (no, really). And yet, she doesn't have anything against you. In fact, she even tells you she likes you. It does make sense; she enjoys your company, and loves talking with you (a LOT). If she likes you, you'd much prefer not being teased. Or is she just trying to amuse you?

Man, she's weird. Cute, but weird . . . .

The third installment of "The Steam Collection". Second-person present-tense perspective set in the EG universe. Rated 'Teen' for some sexy, steamy moments.

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7/8/2015

This story is a sequel to New Neighbor

You see that pink-haired girl in front of the statue every day at school, and you want to go up and talk to her. But she seems far too introverted to give you a second glance. So, really, all you need to do is get her into her comfort zone. But when a string of events brings you closer than you'd expected, this shy little sweetheart may just shock you behind closed doors . . .

The second installment of "The Steam Collection". Second-person present-tense perspective set in the EG universe. Rated 'Teen' for some sexy, steamy moments.

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6/23/2015

You've just moved into a new house in a new neighborhood, and as you unload some boxes, a sexy, purple-haired girl calls you over and asks for help. You'd seen her a few times as you've come and gone, but you'd never asked her out. Now, she's asking if you'd help her with some groceries. You say yes, of course, but something tells you she wants more than just a little assistance . . . .

The first installment of "The Steam Collection". Second-person present-tense perspective set in the EG universe, based on a random scenario I saw and replied to on Facebook. Rated 'Teen' for some steamy moments—as close to sex as you can get and still keep it clean.

Sweetie Belle gets stuck in a time loop.

Traducción Española: https://www.deviantart.com/spaniard-kiwi/art/Un-poco-circular-1-4-990271915

Proofread by many people such as: 0_0, refferee, Leonzilla, crooked, TheGreatEater, and other people I may have missed.

Rainbow Dash has promised to help Scootaloo with her flying, but will Rainbow Dash's emotions be in the way?

At the same time at the Wonderbolt HQ somepony was having a hard time with his own feelings.

I am not really happy with the first chapter and a revision is planned.

Twilight finds a flea on her fur.

Her friends don't take it well.

Short Story: Cheese Sandwich wants to tell the mare he has liked since he was a colt that he likes her. But how should he? So he asks Rainbow Dash for advice.