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Me. Take it or leave it.



You've just moved into a new house in a new neighborhood, and as you unload some boxes, a sexy, purple-haired girl calls you over and asks for help. You'd seen her a few times as you've come and gone, but you'd never asked her out. Now, she's asking if you'd help her with some groceries. You say yes, of course, but something tells you she wants more than just a little assistance . . . .

The first installment of "The Steam Collection". Second-person present-tense perspective set in the EG universe, based on a random scenario I saw and replied to on Facebook. Rated 'Teen' for some steamy moments—as close to sex as you can get and still keep it clean.

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Comments ( 145 )

Rather amusing. I like it.

I enjoyed the story and the endign was funny. I hope there's a sequel with Fluttershy.

5905535 Thanks for reading! :twilightsmile:

5905555 You have no idea how much I want to try it. :pinkiehappy:

Great story but it makes me question....was that Rarity back up plan?

5905610 It did seem like kind of an "all or nothing" plan, didn't it? :twilightsheepish:

Thanks for reading, and thanks for the favorite! :raritywink:


Dat blog post did it for me. Such an awesome story~:heart::heart:

5905802 Thanks, and thanks for the fave, too! I appreciate that! :raritywink:

5905807 Yush! It makes me want to write a clopfic, and I've kind of been wanting to, but clopfics aren't my thing. Even things like this--close to clopfics--aren't my thing. I'm SO bad at them XD

great story, mate! i give it an 8/8

5905835 It's a lot easier if you start with something that turns you on. I can guarantee, whatever kinks you have, there's at least a hundred other people who feel the same way. :raritywink:

And thanks for the follow! :pinkiehappy:


5905849 You're welcome! ^-^

And I don't doubt that at all. Thanks for the advice!:heart:

5905847 Really? *Yawn* I guess it will have to do. :trollestia: But seriously, thanks for reading. :twilightsmile:
5905852 I'll see what I can come up with. A steamy one-shot with Flutters? Hell yeah! :rainbowwild:

This needs to be a freakin series

5905875 Hmmm . . . . I might just try that. I do like the way Twilight looks in that pleated skirt. :ajsmug:

I am really good at clop-fics, and have been told I should write them. I always do ERP with people over steam but never really decided to try and write a full story. I feel embarrassed over it after, so I don't really like to associate something I have done with my name. Then again, I know famous people who are famous just for these things. Eh, oh well, geuss it's just me.

Bro, well done!

Anon is one lucky sonuvabitch.

5906173 Thanks a lot, man. :twilightsmile: And thanks for the fave!

No problem, bro.

It's like it was written just for me. :heart:

Great job on the romantic scene toward the end. I've read few stories that portray emotion and playfulness that well, really.

5907613 I appreciate that. I'm glad you liked it. :pinkiehappy:

5907908 I'm toying with a few ideas. Trust me, Fluttershy will have her hot moment. :raritywink:

not creepy at all

Was this perhaps written during recess at a special needs school?
If so, good job on finding the 'publish shitty fanfiction' button!

5908422 You have no stories, no blog posts and no followers. This one story of mine has 5 likes to every dislike, and has almost no bad comments. You'll understand, of course, how your opinion might not matter here. :ajsmug:

5908414 Am I to assume you didn't enjoy it. then? Sorry to hear that. :ajsleepy:

keep telling yourself that

5909063 I believe I shall. :ajsmug: Thanks for reading, anyway. :raritywink:

5908422 Ums... I am so confused I don't understand :(

5909262 Please don't feed the ignorant. They're a plague.

5909828 I'll take that as a point in my favor. :ajsmug: LoL, thanks.

5909906 Oh shite, sorry. Forgot all about commenting on the story when I saw the stupid lol.

Solid story - really enjoyed that it portrayed a romance as quickly/efficiently as it did without ending up as senseless clop. Most stories I've seen that try that end up becoming senseless clop with either a really bad plot, or an absolutely pointless plot. THe site needs more stories like this rather than the third-rate clop we often get.

5909985 Yeah, I have heard people complain about the excess of clop on this site. :ajbemused:

Anyway, thanks for the commentary. I'm glad you enjoyed it. :twilightsmile:

you should remove about 50% of the darlings Rarity says. It's not a part of her character

5911610 Perhaps, but this is a second-person fic, so she can't use "Anon's" name. :twilightsheepish: I suppose maybe one "darling" less wouldn't hurt, though . . .

This is Anon here, to me, at least.
*Makes whipping noises in his general direction*

A nicely done fic, regardless. I'll be thumbing up and favoriting. :twilightsmile:

5920524 Ehehe . . . uhh . . . thanks. :twilightsheepish:

And thanks for the favorite, too. :twilightsmile:

I never knew that you can make a kind of sexual story

5929223 Meh, not really "sexual" as much as . . . "steamy". :raritywink:

God, I almost barfed.

5938330 You should see someone about that.

Nice story sir.

I loved it and enjoyed it.

Nice work :)

Honestly. To me it is preety good and I'm looking around for story ideas from other story's and gives multiple other story ideas and mixing them tighter with my own idea

5957978 Glad I was able to help. Thanks for reading. :twilightsmile:

Love the story and to tell you the truth: I was the one who came up with that scenario on facebook and the responses I got from everybody where great and some were a bit funny. Nice job, man.

5961254 Really, that was you? Cool! :pinkiehappy: I'm glad you enjoyed it. And thanks for the fave. :twilightsmile:

5961263 yes. that was me. even if you look up the post on whichever page you found it on, you'll find my FB page with the same username as my fimfiction account.

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