A little loopy.

by FaelaArts


L91

Thud.

Thud.

Thud.

BUCKAW!” The giant chicken walked through Canterlot, knocking over buildings occasionally with its tail. Atop it was Sweetie, who couldn’t help her uncontrollable laughter as they made their way to the castle. Teleporting them both straight into the throne room, where the chicken could fit, she slid off it, and looked toward the shocked Princesses.

“I am Tulip Song, and I am the translator for her highness, Princess Supermegaultrachicken.” Bowing to her chicken, Sweetie turned and beckoned their ‘armed forces’ into the room. In truth, they were chickens with spears taped to their wings. There had been...quite a few casualties while making the trip to the castle.

“As you can see Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, we have fully armed troops here to fight the inequality that non-hooved creatures experience in this land.-”

BUCKAW

”-Yes I’ll ask them. Do you surrender?” Turning to the Princesses, Sweetie looked at them seriously, taking note of their mixed reaction. Luna was trying to hide her laughter, while Celestia was deciding if it was serious or not. After a glance, both stood up, and Celestia cleared her throat.

“I am sorry, but we refuse to recognise your right to challenge our rule. If you wish to discuss inequality, you will have to go through the proper Equestrian channels. Please leave, or I will be forced to call the guards.” Certain that the strange pony in front of them was either insane or their sister’s joke, they gave nothing away.

BUCKAW

“Very well then. TO WAR!” As her cry rang out, the chickens did nothing. Sweetie glanced back at them, and scrunched up her face. Honestly, it was so hard to get good help these days. Rolling her eyes, she turned toward Celestia and Luna, and shrugged. Climbing back onto Princess SMUC, she patted her.

“I’m sorry to make you do the hard work your highness, but the civilians are struck by fear. We have to make the first strike.” Standing atop SMUC, Sweetie howled out a cry of rage, and SMUC began to move. One huge leg rose, and slammed down. Celestia and Luna survived between the toes of the bird, and shared a look.

“Alright sister, this prank has gone far enough,” they said in perfect sync. Blinking, their eyes widened, and they looked between each other, and the rising leg of the chicken rapidly. Turning, both attempted to dive out of the way, but got their tails caught under the hoof, effectively pinning them. Both teleported back to a standing position, and prepared to fight.

Firing two bolts of magic at SMUC, they watched as two chickens were levitated between the blast, exploding into balls of feathers. SMUC turned her head, and pecked at Celestia, who blocked it with a shield, crying out in shock as her shield shattered under the force. Luna’s eyes widened as she saw her sister get a large gash on her arm, and get picked up by SMUC.

“RARRGH!” Firing her strongest bolt, she was furious as once more it was blocked by one of the smaller chickens. Looking up to the pony sitting atop SMUC, she dove forward, trying to attack her in close quarters. A feathered object was tossed at her, flapping wildly. The spear caused a few cuts before Luna could teleport past.

“Cluck.” SMUC opened her mouth, and ate Celestia whole. Luna got distracted by this, and her head turned. Smiling, Sweetie pivoted, and kicked Luna down with her hind legs. As Luna hit the floor, the chicken leg rose once more, finally slamming down on her. Sweetie jumped off SMUC, and ordered Celestia to be spat out. Both were now unconscious, and very seriously injured.

“Wow, they’re still alive. Gotta admit, they’re pretty tough.” Shrugging, Sweetie bound them and pulled out some Changeling goo, a present from Chrysalis, and slipped it over their horns. Wincing, she touched her head as a large wave a pain washed over her. Concentrating, she focused her magic on levitating SMUC. The pain faded slightly, but continued to throb painfully.

“Urrgh,” she groaned, falling down as she began levitating everything she could get her magic on, and casting spell after spell. With each item she levitated, the throbbing grew fainter, until finally she was able to think clearly. Standing up, she rubbed her forehead, and glanced around the room.

There were now two giant chickens. Both currently being levitated as they flapped wildly. Sweetie was also levitating all remaining chickens, and the Princesses. Sighing, she pursed her lip. Gripping her chest, she cowered slightly, clenching her eyes shut. Breathing slowly, she managed to calm down, and rose once more.

Concentrating, Sweetie slowly lowered all the chickens to the ground, but kept them barely levitating. Looking around the room, Sweetie focused her magic on trying to lift the throne. Using the room, she soon began to release the chickens and Princesses. Soon enough, the only creatures still in her spell were the two summons she was maintaining, and levitating. Sitting down on the throne, she closed her eyes. The two Princesses woke up, and Sweetie considered her options.

“There’s been a change of plans. Give me access to all of the Canterlot archives, and you can have the kingdom back.” Looking at them, Sweetie removed the Changeling goo, slicing the rope. The two almost prepared to fight, but then noticed the glowing horn, and the fact there were now two giant chickens in the room.

“...We will do as you ask,” replied Celestia diplomatically. Turning, Sweetie teleported herself and the two SMUC out of the room. Leaving them outside the archives, being held still by her magic, she gripped every single book inside, and began to stack them outside it. Sitting down in a seat of her own magic, she began to scan for any about spells. Partway through, the Princesses launched an attack, but Sweetie ignored it, letting her two SMUC deal with it.