A little loopy.

by FaelaArts

L90

“RAAARGH!” Diving at the floating Draconequus, Sweetie gave a battle cry as she threw her ice spear straight for his heart. As it slid straight through his body, Discord looked up from his newspaper. Currently, he was sitting on Rarity’s Drama couch reading it, and now had a ice spear sticking out of his body.

“Excuse me my dear, what are you trying to do?” Raising an eyebrow, Discord noticed quite quickly the eye twitching and ear flicking of Sweetie as her magic swirled to life. Gripping an ice axe in it, she smirked, a feral grin forming on her face.

“What does it look like? I’m trying to kill you!” Jumping at Discord, Sweetie lopped clean through the shoulder joint of one of his arms, separating it from his body. As it floated there, Discord returned to reading his paper. Licking a finger, he turned the page.

“Fair enough, let me know if you need anything.” As Discord casually read his paper, various limbs were hacked off, and many items were stabbed into him. Eventually a stray spike ripped his newspaper apart, and he sighed, looking toward Sweetie. Currently, she was trying to summon a huge fireball.

“Oh boy," he sighed, snapping his fingers and turning the fireball into a giant chicken. The chicken swallowed Sweetie, and did the same to Discord, sending them to his home. Snapping his fingers, a rope made of feathers appeared, and he tied Sweetie up, towing her toward his home. Looking toward the Pit of Never-Ending Despair, he noticed another mailman was stuck in there. Honestly, that was the fifth time this day.

“Here we are.” Setting the pony down, Discord stopped floating, and watched as she struggled to escape from the bonds. After a few moments, she teleported out of them, and once more tried to kill Discord. Folding his arms, he merely shook his head. Something needed to be done about this.

“So why are you trying to kill me again?” Escorting Sweetie inside, Discord sat down on his couch, turning it upside down once they were both seated. Soon enough, he had Sweetie drinking her glass, finally somewhat calm. Of course, she was still trying to impale him on occasion, but that wasn’t really important.

“Why not?” Tilting her head, Sweetie didn’t really feel there was any need for a better explanation. After finishing her plans for the next Loop, Sweetie had nothing to do, so why not try to kill Discord? Sipping her glass, she tossed the tea outside. From a quick glance, it looked like it was heading toward the Ham Kingdom.

“Hrm. I see, I see…” Musing on this, Discord considered his options, spinning his finger in a circle, the chair began to slowly spin. Neither of them seemed to mind this action. Standing up(side down), Discord headed into his bedroom, wondering if he still had the item. Looking around in what appeared to be a frog’s mouth, he smiled, pulling out some sort of brick.

“Say Sweetie Belle, would you like to learn chaos magic?” Floating the brick around his head with a twirl of his finger, Discord looked up to Sweetie, who was still sitting on the couch. Standing up, she flipped rightside up, and gave a delighted gasp. Eagerly nodding, Sweetie’s excitement only made Discord smile. Snapping his fingers, the brick decided to give Sweetie Belle a kiss right on the forehead. Naturally, she fell onto her back.

“Alright, you now know chaos magic.” Floating on his back, Discord popped Rarity’s couch back into existence, and stole another residents newspaper to replace the one he’d lost. Blinking, Sweetie looked herself over, and frowned. Sighing, Discord glanced to her, giving a bored expression.

“What did you expect? It’s chaos magic.” Flipping the page, Discord watched as Sweetie began trying to exercise her new powers. Snapping his fingers, he transported them both back into Ponyville. Biting her lip, Sweetie looked around, and growled in annoyance. Just how did she do chaos?

“You’ll figure it out,” replied Discord, once more turning the page. Looking around, Sweetie swished her tail, and blinked as a chicken appeared out of thin air. Smirking, she did it again. And again. Shouting a quick thanks, she dashed off to go cause chaos, spawning chickens in a mad frenzy. Chuckling, Discord shook his head.

“Never ceases to amuse me how giving somepony the ability to summon chickens can convince them they have chaos powers.” Shaking his head, Discord flipped the page, and blinked. Somehow, his newspaper was now entirely made up of the word chicken. Looking at every page, he chuckled.

“What do you know, she’s a natural.”

Author's Note:

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Je, fut zon axagaxain, zaxat’s hupp Pum’v zo eno ug caxamo te bel zeso gicts eb wiskos, pi jet yeulsorb. Zis wisk wirr bini ox cemo sluo, pen’t ug wellupp.

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Chicken chicken chicken. Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken chicken.

Comments

[Kichi]

Meh... At last she did not begin to do "Pet The Chicken, Pet the chicken" but that is only going to work for a loop until she discover the truth and return to "try kill discord"

Also... Your list about "what happened in the loops" is only until loop 87? What about 88, 89 and this one?

[nobodywaseverhere]

mmmmm chicken
lovely chapter, and quite a bit less dark even with the discord stabbing.

[BoundlessPants9]

Chicken

[badninja]

At least he gave her a less destructive outlet to her issues, summoning chickens will bring plenty of enjoyment for poor Sweetie. Hopefully this will help her sanity in any way.

[unknownhours]

Chicken Chicken Chicken: Chicken Chicken

[Mewaponny]

6156687 ah, another ifunny user I see.

[TDR]

Scootaloo Scootaloo, oh wait, chicken chicken .......

[Maxes Altho]

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CHICKEN!

[Leonzilla]

6156687 LEL

~Leonzilla

[MustacheMerlin]

She's going to take over the world with a chicken army.

[Twilight Writer]

I bet one million dollars Scootaloo will be in the next chapter in some shape or form.

[StratosStrike13]

This is my favourite chapter purely because I call myself the Grand High Chicken.
6156900 Also if anyone was going to be taking over the world with a Chicken army it would be me. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough splurt*

[Fancy Fox]

Chicken chicken chicken chickens?
(Sweetie can summon chickens?)
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[AtTheCrimsonFckr]

6157012 You are I call dibs if your wrong.

[klattmose]

The message so far:

Dear Princess Celestia,

You are a stupid ruler.

You let me spend hours, days, weeks working on spells that you wish for. Spells to help, spells to defend, all ‘suggested’ by you as I grew up. I was proud to serve you, but when I was faced with the chance to become immortal? When my researched turned up a lead?

“Starswirl, that’s unnatural, don’t conduct further research into it.” And like the fool I was, I agreed.

Now though, I am forced to race against the clock as my time ticks down to its final seconds. All because you refused a young genius his chance to make everyone live forever. You are a failure as a ruler, I see that now.

Don’t worry, when we trade places, I can guarantee you won’t be denied that. After all, once I’m immortal, I can work on making everyone else immortal. Then we can finally live in peace.

After all, without death to push us, we’ll have eternity to live our lives. Don’t you see? We need to be immortal. Our lives are far too short to see everything, hear everything, understand everything.

No, but then again, that’s why I’m the one you came to for those kinds of wishes, and not yourself. This wish will finally come true, don’t you worry.

[Nitrous Rainbows]

Chicken chicken chicken. Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken chicken.

I think this is some kind of code.

[Hclegend]

I don't know if you wrote this to ease off the darker tones of the "Sweetie goes kill crazy arc" or are just going insane from writing this,
Either way my faith is restored in this story!

[ImpossibleReflection]

6157134 Where are you finding this? Was there some decryption in a previous chapter I overlooked that turns the chapters into separate messages?

[ozzyozborn7]

6157088 Dat face doh

[TimeSwirl]

6157760 It's in the Author's note.

[the other sans]

6157760 Try highlighting the large empty area in the authors notes.

I guess... The chicken has flown the coop.

Least Sweetie won't have to worry about chickening out of anything.

You know what they say; no harm, no fowl.

It's obvious she hasn't gone clucking mad yet. She's just feeling a little peckish.

Sweetie might try to egg the others on.

[Mike the Red]

Colonel Sanders is not amused.

[Desert Tortoise 22]

6156687 WTF?! How Is This A Thing?!

[VInP]

Damn't Sweetie. Don't you know it's Pinkie's job to break the 4th wall?

[Zurvan]

6157012

If I was the author of this story I'd take you up on this and then purposely make sure Scootaloo wasn't in the next chapter. Lol.

[Remmy4warlord]

Chicken? Chicken chicken chicken chicken!

[Navieka]

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[Bones_]

6157134 You forgot "Chicken chicken chicken chicken"

[ThatClosetBrony]

6157995 ...The amount of mystery here is real. Everyone here is a bloody genius.

[DJPurple3]

6157995 Eggcellent.
Good to see someone cracked out the egg jokes.

[Lancerlot]

I see Discord was feeling somewhat henpecked. < Oops...)

[Mocha Star]

Holy crap how did I miss this chapter? !?

[someone else]

[IWillEatYourShirt]

6382692 Thank you so much for showing me this.

I mean, chicken chicken chicken.

[EnderHooves]

6382692 OH MY GOD! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I needed that in my life. If I ever get stuck in a loop, that is on my list of things to do.

[Circut Breaker]

Tick...

Great, now she's insane AND can control chaos magic. It's pre-reform Discord, but even more sadistic.

[RandomGuy101]

No, but then again, that’s why I’m the one you came to for those kinds of wishes, and not yourself. This wish will finally come true, don’t you worry.