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Me. Take it or leave it.



This story is a sequel to Shy Girl

She'll poke you in class, tickle you in the hall, noogie you at lunch, and hug you, all in the same day. She somehow has it in her head that wedgies are fun (no, really). And yet, she doesn't have anything against you. In fact, she even tells you she likes you. It does make sense; she enjoys your company, and loves talking with you (a LOT). If she likes you, you'd much prefer not being teased. Or is she just trying to amuse you?

Man, she's weird. Cute, but weird . . . .

The third installment of "The Steam Collection". Second-person present-tense perspective set in the EG universe. Rated 'Teen' for some sexy, steamy moments.

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A great addition to the steam collection, my friend! :twilightsmile:

I can't wait to read the next one.

I know Pinkie is the most hyper amd cheerful of the bunch but I did not expect on what she did in this story. Thumbs up bruh and fave. :twilightsmile:

I'm so glad I saw this when I did in the new story section.
[after reading le story]
This is great! Are you going to do Rainbow or AJ next?

That was very adorable. I hope Dash's story comes soon.

Loved it! :pinkiecrazy: :pinkiehappy: :pinkiesmile:

Oh I can't wait to see who's next!:pinkiehappy:
Are Sunset and Twilight getting their own too as well? Or is this just the human 5?

YES IT'S HERE!!! :pinkiehappy:

I'm looking forward to future installments! Keep up the great work!

Three down...who's next? :ajsmug: :rainbowkiss:

I fail to understand how people find Pinkie annoying. She's adorable! :rainbowkiss:

I wanna snuggle Pinkie so badly.

Excellent job, bro, and congrats on your latest feature!

Now, the next story! :pinkiecrazy: It's gonna be Dash, and it's gonna be awesome! :rainbowkiss:

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Thank you all for reading! Yes, because the poll I took before (between Pinkie and Dash) was to see who would go first, this indeed means that Rainbow Dash is next. Applejack with end off the Humane 5, and as for Twilight and Sunset, I have vague ideas for what to do with them. Nothing solid yet, but I'll build on them later.

Thanks again, everyone! :pinkiehappy:

6174049 Yes, Sunset and Twilight will each get a story, but I only have something vague in mind for each of them. I'll flesh it out later, though. :twilightsmile:

6174250 And usually, it's difficult for me to write Pinkie. Go figure. :twilightoops:

6174065 Thanks, and thanks for all those faves. I really appreciate it! :pinkiehappy::raritywink::yay:


6174628 Glad to hear it. I wonder who's going to be next.
Please be Rainbow Dash.:rainbowkiss:

Ok, thanks.
Did you get my PM?


Loved it!

And the tie in at the end with the others in review plus the two teasers.... Eeeeeeeeee!!!!

Love love love!:rainbowkiss:

6174644 Actually, I didn't know you sent one. :twilightoops:

6174715 With three stories in all, I thought it important to recap a little bit. :raritywink: And thanks for the fave!

It must have not sended. I'll send it again.

I always thought it was the same dude in all the stories. Guess I was wrong :twilightoops:

6174797 Nah. No one can charm all of the Humane 7. And even if they could, it's kinda frowned upon . . . :twilightoops:

6174578 cool! I need to follow you!

6174815 Oh, hey! Thanks for that! :pinkiehappy:

6174831 your welcome!

Sounds a bit like being Yakko, Wakko, and Dot's "Special Friend". :pinkiegasp:

6174964 Only with much less annoyance and no one-liners from Yakko. :rainbowlaugh:

Thanks for reading. :twilightsmile:

:moustache: :moustache: I am thumbs up #69 :moustache: :moustache:

6175162 I'll be honest, no one's ever made that clear on my stories before. Good on you. And thanks for the fave! :twilightsmile:


6175220 Pinkie Pie won the vote to see who would be next, so this time, it's Dash's turn. :rainbowkiss:

Another awesome story out there. Enjoyed reading this. :twilightsmile:

Back from tripping over empty streets of nothing, and I see this masterpiece that you've created.
I'd have to say, looking at the story as a whole, it actually made a lot of sense for Pinkie's mannerisms. While I didn't exactly expect something like what young children do to one another in terms of, 'I like you', it made sense. Being one who enjoys Pinkie's teachings, this definitely reflected her a lot, and so, I award you many thumbs up.
Time for me to steal thumbs to do such. But good work!

6175337 I'm glad you did. Thanks for all the faves on The Steam Collection! :pinkiehappy::raritywink::yay:

I would have punched her in the face if she had kept up the poking.

This story sadly reminds me of my first St. Patrick's Day in an American school. Not a happy memory.

This is actually being featured

6175388 Thanks for reading, and thanks for the fave! I'm so glad you think so highly of my work. :pinkiehappy:

6175448 Yeah . . . . Pinkie Pie is not exactly empathetic a lot of the time . . . :applejackunsure:

6175449 I know, it's my third Feature. I'm so happy! :twilightsmile: Thanks for the fave!

I get you don't like Pinkie but writing her as intentionally annoying and intrusive such as the constant poking, noogies and jump scaring instead of innocently unaware like a little kid who only wants to make someone smile? That is not Pinkie.

6175291 That'll surely be an interesting read. :pinkiehappy:


innocently unaware like a little kid who only wants to make someone smile?

That's exactly how I wrote her. In fact, she explicitly said that in the story; she was trying to make the protagonist happy, and was unaware of his feelings. She wasn't trying to be annoying. She was just being random and silly.

6175564 I certainly hope so. And thanks for the fave! :pinkiehappy:

6175598 Sorry, that's just how it came across to me. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't intentionally poke someone to annoy them. That came across as rude and deliberately annoying.

6175619 I'm sorry you feel that way. But I assure you, I took special care in portraying Pinkie in a non-antagonistic light. The protagonist only sees her that way (vaguely) because he doesn't understand her, while at the same time, she doesn't completely understand him. This is just a case of miscommunication.

Also, you must remember, while Pinkie Pie may not be my favorite character, I do not hate her at all. In fact, lately, she's been beginning to grow on me. :pinkiesmile:

I do appreciate that you took the time to read. Thank you. :twilightsmile:

Right before your eyes, her pink hair goes from being curly, poofy, and lively, to being straight, limp and lifeless.

I can just picture that, but I'm glad it turned out well in the end. :pinkiehappy:

Even when her behavior could be misconstrued as harassment.

I don't think that word means what you think it means.


to fail to understand the true or actual meaning of

In that context, seems accurate to me.

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