The Producers have long been the bane of the Top Gear team's existence, sending them off into the most dangerous and hilarious of situations in the name of good television. Now follow Captain Slow, Hamster and Jezza as they are sent off again into the unknown as some of the first humans to set foot (Or wheel) into the land of Equestria.

Oh, and the Government isn't exactly on board with this one either...

Teen for language and sexual references.

In the Ponyville schooling system, story-time is represented by two seperate, yet equally important groups: The gangsta rapper who reads the tale, and the pony school children who are forced to listen to it. These are their stories... *Chung Chung*
--Rated Teen for cursing. A good deal of it. What did you expect? It's Ice Cube, for God's sake.--

I was hardly prepared for this...

Even though I am an avid reader of the "human finds himself into the equine society" kind of genre, most of those stories which happened to have an average human as the main character were simply.. absurd, biased against humanity or simply illogical right off the bat, mostly picturing ludicrous approaches and results, ranging from resorting to outright socipathy for no apparent reason to instantaneous mutual affinity between two alien beings who had never met before, again, for no actual reason.

As a result, those had little to none useful advices... nothing that can aid me now on dealing with the real thing, just dumb, over-the-top, childishly written perspectives... like a supersoldier's violence-ridden one-track mind, a fanboy's squeamish and annoyingly upbeat vision, a lonely human' sugarcoated dream of making out with equines and so on...

I figure I have no choice but to carry on my own particular approach by avoiding such distorted perspectives... we'll see the results soon enough.

What's this? Another Human in Equestria story? Yeah I know this thing has been done many times before me, but hey I figured I'd give it a shot anyway. The idea has been stuck in my head for quite some time and I finally decided to run with it and see where I could go with it.

Its just a simple cutesy story, or at least that's what I'm hoping it'll be. This is the first thing I've really wrote in 5 or so years and back then I was pretty terrible. Maybe I'm still terrible, who knows! Be sure to let me know what you think though, just try to be nice. <3

His name is Daniel, he's a 20 year old Human who is pretty typical, he worked at a library, mainly an organiser and book shelver and just went from work to home on a daily basis and as such is rather lacking in social skills and understanding. Not to mention a lack of courage. He'll have to deal with the overwhelming situation of meeting many new faces all at once and the various looks and comments such a strange creature like him will get. But with friends like these, how can you say no?

Story itself takes place after season 2, also meaning the main character has knowledge of the show and the characters. Its also before the Crystal Empire and Twilicorn. Will also contain light shipping, as in cutesy sharing moments. Don't expect anything graphic.

I also want to mention that although the method on how he got there and why he is there is going to be questioned and looked into, its not going to be the main focus of this story, I want to make this story about a series of slice of life cutesyness and character interaction. The intro stuff of course has its talk on it as it should but I just wanted to get it out there that its not going to be an overarching thing. But we'll see how it goes I guess.

For as far as everypony knows, Diamond Tiara is a bully, and not only toward her classmates. She has formed a reputation in the whole Ponyville about it. Soon enough, it becomes apparent that not only her classmates are cautious of her.
Still, what makes a bully a bully? Is it family issues? Foolishness? Or is it loneliness?
Diamond starts to discover what being a bully really means when she spends a weekend without her friend Silver Spoon and instead, she finds a friend on something not of her world.

Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.

Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.

Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.

A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at. Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.

Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here. Collected!

*** Special shout-out and thanks to my editor, Schadenponi! ***

*Important!*Patch 1.89 Notes*
-Overwatch is awesome!
-Still planning the contents for the next chapter.
-The Slice of Life tag has been removed and replaced with the Adventure tag because I say so.
-Added the Alternate Universe tag because, without it, this story might confuse people.
-Once the upcoming chapter, 'One Small Step For Man' is published, this story will officially be considered a HiE (Human in Equestria).
-Description has been changed and updated.
-Bacon is awesome

The hero of this story, Creme Fraiche, had just finished moving his stuff into his new apartment --- after being told that he was to be transferred. Everything in his apartment seemed to be in working order at first, until he discovered the broken bathroom mirror.

During his search for a replacement, an old lady from a mystical-looking Chinese antique shop gave Creme exactly what he needed: a mirror. But the hero soon discovers that not only does the mirror doesn't show his reflection, it shows something else entirely: a cerulean-coloured pony with a rainbow-coloured mane --- with wings, too.

And it can talk.

*Author Notes*
-Twilight Sparkle is an alicorn in this alternate universe, however she has never been to the human world, nor has she met any humans before. To put it in more simpler terms: the events of all MLP: EqG movies never took place in this AU. Deal with it.

-As of the chapter 'Beyond Earth'. I quickly realized that the direction that my story is heading for will no longer be considered as a Slice of Life. Therefore, (since the two tags are counted as 'conflicting categories') I had it removed, and replaced (Adventure) to avoid any further complications, confusion and complaining.

-Bacon is awesome.

-This adorable cover art is done by the amazing DShou from deviantart! Do check out the dude's other works!

Eric "Wolf" Buchanan is an 25 year old brony who is an avid gamer who plays Destiny on a regular bases. One day he gets sent to Equestria a brony's dream come true right? Whell he get dropped of in front of the changeling hive with some gear from his Hunter class character with said gear being fully upgraded. Once he gets settled in the town of Ponyville things take a turn for good or for worse for Eric. He soon comes to a crossroads in life and is unsure of what to do, but with the help of a certain maire with a rainbow colored mane he will find what road to take.

(Every thing from Destiny belongs to Bungie and Microsoft.)
(MLP belongs to Hasbro.)

(This is my first fic so bear with me on this. There will be mistakes throughout it. You have been warned)
(Rated Teen for some language)

You didn't buy Rainbow Dash a Hearts and Hooves day present.

And now she won't let you come inside.