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The Producers have long been the bane of the Top Gear team's existence, sending them off into the most dangerous and hilarious of situations in the name of good television. Now follow Captain Slow, Hamster and Jezza as they are sent off again into the unknown as some of the first humans to set foot (Or wheel) into the land of Equestria.

Oh, and the Government isn't exactly on board with this one either...

Teen for language and sexual references.

Chapters (11)
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'At least Romney didn't win the election' he thought, trying hard to keep the amusement from showing on his face. 'I'm not entirely convinced his foreign policy would be quite up to this particular task'.

Oh my Christ, sir, I don't believe I have laughed as much in a long time.

Inb4 featured. There are some grammar erros: a few periods missing and quotation marks floating around for no reason, but the concept is fantastic and you seem to have nailed the personalities of the Top Gear crew (or caricatures thereof) nicely. It's short and sweet, can't wait for more.

You have my attention. Please, continue.

Man, i need to watch top gear soon
keep it up!:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

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Ugh, this is what happens when you copy directly from a word doc and don't spend enough time reformatting. I'll give it a look through and see if I can't slay the grammar demon :rainbowwild:

And thank you, it's always good to know that people enjoy my work. :pinkiesmile: I had a lot of fun with these chapters.

I like where this is going. Favorited, and first
Edit: the comment section was blank when i wrote that. Guess i should have refreshed it.

Loving so hard I'm having trouble keeping my lunch down. XD

Only thing I could find that was that periods should fall within quotations.

Oh my god Pinkie is gonna love Hammond's car, best part is that I think we all could see them doing this, this makes me glad I started that fimfiction racing club on forza lol you sir deserve a moustache :moustache:

I say that this is going to get featured.

Dear God. I've been hoping to see something like this for a long time now. Top Gear should be crossed with anything and everything.

Excellent work on the hosts' personalities; you really are doing a spot-on job there. Nice bit in there with the world leaders as well. I eagerly await the continuation of this fantastic tale.

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And who says fanfic writers don't get paid? :trollestia:

I absolutely love this :D
My only regret is I can only like/favorite this once.
Thank you, for writing this.
You are amazing and I want to have your babies :rainbowlaugh:

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NOTHING CAN STOP THE DUKE OF EARL

There had better be some Stig action in this story.

1637737 That post was like a physical punch in the eyes.

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Some say that his favourite pony of all time... is Spike the Dragon

And that behind his helmet is a face that only Fluttershy could love...

This is one of the greatest things I've ever read.
But seriously though, this made me lol, then rofl, and eventually, I roflmao'd.

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All we know is, he's called The Stig!

BTW. What card does Hamster drive? You jump from Land Rover to Land Cruiser. Make up your mind :rainbowhuh:

1637751 Yeah, almost everything I made sucks and/or hurts.
Isn't it awesome!? :pinkiecrazy:

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Fixed. It's a Rover, he has four of them irl :rainbowderp:

1637756 :rainbowlaugh: I fuckin' laughed when I read that. USE IT!!

1637756 But all we know is he's called the STIG!

...what is going on here
really, though, this looks AMAZING:rainbowlaugh:

Just by reading the title I can tell this is going to be an amazing read.

In Chapter 2 - if James has the Jeep, Hammond has a pink Land Rover, and Clarkson is in an Aston ... who has the Toyota?

Awww, I was hoping the Mane 6 would get to meet Oliver.

this has to be the best thing.. in the world! :pinkiehappy:

Pax

AWESOMENESSS!!!

Some say he's actually Pinkie Pie under his suit . . . and his toes are drop-forged titanium.

All we know is, he's called The Stig.

OH. MY. GOD.

SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID THIS. I THINK I LOVE YOU :pinkiegasp:

Top Gear crew in Equestria oh hell yeah. :rainbowdetermined2:

No. Way.

NO BUCKING WAY

I am SO reading this!

I totally had a fanboy moment when I saw this in my notifications.

some say that he is the missing pony/changeling hybrid

and that by law he can not come within 300 miles of Trottingham

all we know is that he's called THE STIG

:yay:

Some say that his legs have holes in them, to reduce weight, and that his exhaust fumes can clear the skies in 9.8 seconds flat.
Some say that, in his spare time, he rides on a turtle tortoise, and that he has wings like a bat. All we know, is he's called The Stig

Alternately: All we know, is that it's /not/ the Stig, it's the Stig's Equestrian cousin (The (white) Stag?)

Some say that he can beat Big Macintosh in an apple bucking competition, and that he is the universe's first human alicorn. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

Some say that he is the First Alicorn.
Some say he is Faust's brother.
Some say he is the pure embodiment of the Unknown.
But all we know is, he's called The Stig.

(You better have him walking up, pure bulletproof, and go right up to the portal, unharmed. Then make him jump in like a badass.)

Ah well, they can always get another one.

STIG! NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!:applecry::pinkiesad2::fluttershysad::raritycry::raritydespair:

That was brilliant, good sir. Keep it up.

Ok, now off to the closest "Stig Farm" for new tame racing driver! Hope they got one in Equestria.

DISLIKE DISLIKE DISLLIIIIIIIIKKKKEEEEE!!! NOBODY MURDERS OFF THE STIG EXCEPT FOR THE PRESENTERS!!!:twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2:

Some say under that helmet she got eyes which can look 2 different way's,
And that her cutiemark hasn't even to do with something about racing,
the only thing WE know it's the Stig's Equestrian sister! :derpytongue2:

"POWER!!"
The roar of the V8 engine as it sped past shook the walls of the demountable building. Suddenly invigorated, James rose from the table to the surprise of the eccentric General.
"Very nice to meet you sir, but I have to go and murder a complete and utter pillock."

x'D

1650948 all of my internets to you sir :derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2:

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