Just My Luck...

by TheWolfSpartanBrony


Chapter 1 - Where to begin?

My name is Eric "Wolf" Buchanan. Let me tell you a little bit about myself First off I am not related to the U.S. President that started the Civil War! I am 25 years old and am an avid gamer I mostly spend my time playing Destiny. Even Though I am not that great at FPS games I do pretty decent at it I think. Well anyways In Destiny I have a level 40 Hunter with a light lvl of 278 which I use a majority of the time even though I also have a lvl 20 Titan with a light lvl of 124 and a lvl 28 Warlock with a light lvl of 148. There is some thing else that uses up most of my time it is the T.V. show 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'. Many people wonder why in the hell guys like me like that show well I like it because of the message that is at the end of every episode.
So one day I am playing Destiny working on getting better gear to level up my light lvl so I could do the heroic strike playlist with out dieing that much. Then I am suddenly sucked into my T.V. and come face to face with Starswirl the Bearded and tells me that I can have a full arsenal of guns from Destiny of my choosing from what I have on my Hunter. So I choose whatever gun I want. 'Ok then...' I think to myself then.

Starswirl sais, "Any gun you choose will be fully upgraded with the modifications that are in the game."

'Oh hell ya....But what do I choose' I think to myself then.

"The guns you choose will have infinite ammunition." Adds Starswirl.

'Well now he is being veeerrry generous' "Okay I want Hawkmoon, Zhalo Supercell, Ice Breaker, Black Spindel, Truth, and Thunderlorad" I tell him (All bunt Ice Breaker and Thunderlorad are TTK versions)

"It is done" He replies then starts to fade from existence.

"Wait, where the hell am I going to land!!" I teal to him as he fades

"A place that will test what you are made of." Is his reply before he disappears.

"Well fuck me." when I woke up I was in front of the changeling hive with my guns, my father's combat knife, and the clothes on my back which are my favorite hat a black, red, and green snapback with the words ENDEAVOR with a space shuttle in the middle of the name a white t-shirt with a tattered American flag with the word San Diego California under the flag, a pair of camouflage shorts, a pair of red Converse all star high tops, and my aviator sunglasses which have blue lenses, a silver frame with red and black going down the sides. "That DICK!" I yeald out in frustration.
The hive descends on where I stand circling around me. I do what any person with a gun would do. I raised my Zhalo Supercell and got into a fighting stance. then the circle parted which I noticed and aimed my gun at the Changeling who was walking towards me

"well, well, well what do we have here? Well that is strange you don't look like a pony. So what are you creature?" asks the changeling who seems to be unfazed by the gun pointed at her head.

"Who are you?" I ask the Changeling in front of me.

"I am Queen Chrysalis. Now answer my question creature!"

"Something that you should fear." Is my reply

"Is that so? You do know that you are threatening royalty with a loyal army at the ready to strike you down creature!" Chrysalis yealls the last part of her statement.

Then some how out of luck or it was something that Starswirl forgot to mention I turned into my hunter. I had Mask of the Third Man helmet, ATS/8 Tarantella Chest armor, ATS/8 Tarantella gauntlets, Fr0st-EE5 boots, with the Legend of Six Coyotes cloak (ttk version), and Undercity shader. I was freaking out because all of that is exsotic gear and you can only have one equipped. Once I finally got my head on straight I thanked Him for all of it because I am fully equipped with exotic gear. So now that I had all of my gear sorted out I holster Hawkmoon and pull Truth out and say " So be it." I then go all out on them right then and there with everything I had including my super Nightstalker. When I had decimating hundred of thousands of them they got the hell out of dodge real fast. I then ran as fast as I could for what felt like forever until I saw the tree line of a forest. once I saw the tree line I double timed it there and ran several miles deep into that forest. Then I found the ruins of some ancient castle and decided to take refuge in it.