Taking a vacation in a nice relaxing and peaceful country? That's good.
Taking a vacation and being blamed for the the theft of some very important jewelry? That's bad.
Taking a vacation and becoming public enemy number one? That's really bad.
Taking a vacation and being hunted by adorable pegasi, unicorns, and ponies? That's... different.

A mage decides to take a respite in what he assumes to be the peaceful and safe land of Equestria. Unfortunately he's accused of stealing the "Elements of Harmony", a powerful set of magical regalia, and goes on the run from the law. Now stuck in a land of magical ponies, cut off from his only way home, and now the most wanted creature in Equestria, does he have any hope of proving his innocence and going home?

Maybe, but let's laugh at him as he gets beat up by cute equines!

Every week around the same time, Skywrite the pegasus leaves his little cottage in the woods to “pick up groceries,” and every week around the same time, Petalgrown the pegasus welcomes him home with a few hours of cuddling and his favorite dinner on the table. Of course, not everything here is as it seems. For one thing, there’s the dinner. French fried potatoes? Who’s ever heard of such a thing!? For another thing, there’s the way Sky looks at his hooves sometimes, as if trying to will something else to be there. Also, as a footnote, Petalgrown is one of the hundreds of changelings thrown free of Canterlot during the failed invasion attempt, and has been living off Skywrite’s strange, fiery love ever since.

As time goes on and questions about the strange, loving pegasus start piling up, she grows determined to discover the truth behind the pony she finds herself growing more and more intrigued with. Of course, it could be something even crazier than “love-sucking, shape-changing bug-pony,” but that’s just speculation. After all, there’s no way a pony could ever hide such a strange secret from a creature born of secrets, right? Why, it would take something very unpony-like to pull that off, wouldn’t it?

A new restaurant has opened Ponyville with one really interesting attraction. And as we all know, there is one language friends, foes,and all races speak: Dance. Watch as all the ponies and characters you know and love show off their dancing skills (or lack of) in front of everypony!

One-shot.

Featuring: Princess Luna, Celestia, Cadance, Shining Armor, Braeburn, Little Strongheart, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Spitfire, Soarin'.

In combination of "The Birds and the Changelings" and "Know Your Mare"

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Hear ye, hear ye, ponies of Equestria! Our benevolent Princess Luna hath taken it upon Herself to begin a column, in which She shall administer Her wisdom to anypony who so desires it!

Behold, the origin of the questions: Here and here.

All art used in this work was found at Royal-Exo's deviantart page—Luna suggests you check it out.

Do you know what it is like to have no ideas to write with? Do you? I bet most of you do. That annoying feeling when you can't even come up with a single chapter without it not making sense to you. And maybe you don't know how it feels, you soon will and it will not be fun. That's why my cure for this horrible plague on writers is my very first one-shot! (Or second depending on if you did or did not read Twilight's Big Day)

The cover art is a Deviantart pic by RainbowDash180. I didn't not make it. But seriously go check him out, he has some AWESOME artwork. He can be found here.

Also, my good friend UniqueSKD did a reading on this story! Check it out here.

He does a great job, though he will be doing a re-read later on to fix errors in the recording and give me time to fix any spelling errors that were caught in the reading.

Think of everything you hate about people online. Now bundle up all those bad traits and throw it into a pony. You now have Caps Lock: an over opinionated, egotistic pony that simply enjoys the anguish of others.

Now throw that pony into Ponyville Elementary School, and you get this story.

Cover art thanks to IJAB. Click for better resolution.
Rated Teen for some course language, mature themes, and overall inappropriateness.

Ponky is a pegasus pianist who visits Sugarcube Corner every morning for a breakfast muffin on the way to work at the local theater. He is good friends with Pinkie Pie, but nothing else... right? It's hard to tell, when the object of your potential affection is Pinkie Pie!

Welcome to Fillydelphia U, the college you've been attending for a year now. This is the account of the crazy things that began to happen to you as a sophomore. Complete with love triangles, crazy roommates, and much more! Want to know what that "much more" may be? Well then pop on in and take a look. This is Fillydelphia University. Enjoy your time here.

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Human for humanized ponies. They're humans with wings and the ability to use magic. Seeing as they're not really anthro with just that trait, I feel that the human tag was more appropriate.

Putting my own spin on my favorite niche of fics.

Constructive criticism encouraged and all that jazz. Enjoy!

Teen for language (At the current moment.)

Note: The cover image is the best version of the human ponies as I described. So...relevant.

It has been five years since the last of the Element bearers has passed away.
Well, at least I think it was about five years, probably six now give or take.
Everyone calls me Blunt, I'm one of the various Pegasus guards that can be found milling about the palace when Princess Twilight suddenly snaps and drags me down one of the corridors by the collar of my armor.

"This place is boring! Let's go find something interesting!"

Oh joy.

Inspired by The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

This story is a sequel to When the Man Comes Around

The tenth story in The Journey of Graves.

After much too long away, the Ponyville girls finally make their triumphant return with marshal in tow. Spike, who's been holding down the fort at home, is definitely glad to see them back, especially since it means the return of his beloved Rarity.

Only... what's a boy to do when the object of his deepest affections turns out to be taken?