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Final Draft


All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.

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Think of everything you hate about people online. Now bundle up all those bad traits and throw it into a pony. You now have Caps Lock: an over opinionated, egotistic pony that simply enjoys the anguish of others.

Now throw that pony into Ponyville Elementary School, and you get this story.

Cover art thanks to IJAB. Click for better resolution.
Rated Teen for some course language, mature themes, and overall inappropriateness.

Chapters (13)
Comments ( 488 )

NIGGA YOU SOFTCORE EVEN I CAN CLOP TO MATH. HELL I CAN EVEN CLOP TO HUMAN PORN, AND WHO CLOPS TO THAT ANYMORE?? HUMANS?? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HUMANS ARE FIRKIN DISGUSTING

Seriously though I hope you continue this, this is epic.

funny. favourited and liked

You've been trolled, you've been trolled, you have probably been told, stop replying, he's just trying to get a riiiiiiiiiiiiiise!

HOLY SHIT BRAH THIS IS THE LIKE TROLL OF ALL TROLLS. FAVED AND LIKED

Okay, this is immature and stupid....

But I choked on my beverage every time he opened his mouth. So take your upvote and never speak of this again.

This pleases Alduin. In his name I favorite.

Mother of Celestia, I hate him already.
I'm going back to Reddit







:rainbowderp:



Nevermind, here's good.

Caps Lock: I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS

Cherilee: Caps Lock! :flutterrage:

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Okay, this is immature and stupid....

Yeah, but isn't that the point in this case?

Hue.


(Also my iPad started playing the trolol song when I clicked on this. Coincidence? I think not!)

I think it is obvious that this fanfic is a metaphor for how the internet works:

Cap Locks: The Troll
Ms. Cherilee: The Victim
The Students: The witnesses of the troll
The Fanfic: Hilarious

A foal troll . . . interesting.

Saw this. Passed it over at first.

Then got curious.

...

You clever bastard. Let's see where you go with this...

~Skeeter The Lurker

HUEHEUHEUEHUEHEU THIS STORY IS AWESOME!

TO ALL WHO ENJOY THIS FIC, I THANK YOU!

Either that's Discord in disguise or he's gonna be making his second friend soon :rainbowlaugh:

Well done, have a moustache! :moustache::moustache::moustache: or three.

I hope Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon get trolled worse than Cherilee. :trollestia:

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STAY TUNED, POSTING CHAP 2 NOW...and you get your wish.

"So…Who here hasn’t seen Two Mares, One Cup?”

:rainbowlaugh:
:applejackconfused:
:twilightoops:
:pinkiesick:

UGH! I usually skip past posts in the promo bureau, but I clicked yours because of the weird title.
I was not disappointing! I slammed my head into my desk many times during this! :heart:

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I am so glad to hear that, but I hope you slammed your head into the desk from laughter and not frustration, such as Cherliee did

I...:rainbowderp:

I don't...:unsuresweetie:

I don't understand. :rainbowhuh:

... but I think I like it.:twilightsmile:

...This.:facehoof: Brings back many very unpleasant reminders of people from high school.

I hope caps lock meets a very unpleasant end very quickly.

"So…Who here hasn’t seen Two Mares, One Cup?”

:rainbowkiss: MUFUFUFUFUFUUFUFFUFUUUUU!

“Mods are asleep,” Caps Lock whispered, reaching into his bag and removing a strange device. With the click of a button, the screen on the device lit up and the students crowded around his desk. He looked around at his audience with an evil grin.

"So…Who here hasn’t seen Two Mares, One Cup?”

This will not end well...:twilightoops:

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
There is only one word that can be used to describe this story.
TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

And is it good that I haven't seen that? probably.

You have created a plague. You have cast it upon Equestria. You... You have the world in your hands. Don't drop it.

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There are some things on the internet it is best to stay ignorant of. Blue Waffles. Two Girls One Cup. LemonParty.Org.

To name a few.

Oh no.

Than ending.

Oh god no.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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I clicked on all of them and expected at least one to be a jump scare.

"looked like the leaves of a 4 leafed clover without a stem."

me: oh crap, not that:facehoof:

The cutie mark that represented Caps Lock’s special talent (of which none knew for sure) looked like the leaves of a four leaf clover without a stem.

:applejackunsure: not surprised really....

"So…Who here hasn’t seen Two Mares, One Cup?”

:fluttercry: Why must you scar children for life?

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HUEHUHEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUHEUEHUEHUE

When asked about his weekend, I expected greentext.

"So…Who here hasn’t seen Two Mares, One Cup?”

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Comment posted by Lag Incarnate deleted Dec 15th, 2013

Yep, this has definitely secured the spot for 'Minimoog's Favorite Fic.'

Can't wait for more :rainbowlaugh:

Does anyone else here read out loud whenever he talks in caps.

:pinkiehappy:

Caps Lock for best antihero? Ooh, I want to see him and Discord face off.

YOLO!

Again, why do I find this hilarious? I should be above this sort of humor! Damn it! What have you unleashed?

I really expected to him to say, "Post ponies" after the Mods Asleep line.

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