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Final Draft


All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.

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The generic story of how a black and red alicorn OC wakes up in the Everfree Forest with no memory of his tragic past.

This is not meant to be taken entirely seriously.

Everything is intentional. Everything.

(Woo, Twilight's Library approved!)

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Hooray for generic-ness!

I know it's complete, but I faved anyway so you'd know I love it.

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Thank you very much, and thanks for the follow!:yay:

This has to be the best story I have ever read. The characters have such a depth to them, such unique charm, that anyone who reads this is likely to know that this is one of the greatest works that this site will ever have to offer. Your clever narrative, witty dialogue, and obvious use of sex as a metaphor for something deeper is an inspiration to us all. I could go on, but I simply must say bravo good sir.

Bravo.

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Because your avatar is so heartrendingly sad, I'll ignore the sarcasm.

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Don't misunderstand my comment, I freaking loved the story. I was just trying to make a joke, albeit my track record for joking seems to be bad recently. :facehoof:

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Oh, I got it was a joke, don't worry, and I'm glad you enjoyed it :pinkiehappy:

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Hooray for confusion!

This is truly one of the greatest stories of our times. 5 stars, A+, 4 stars. (No seriously it was hilarious :pinkiehappy:)

GHAHAHAHHAHAH I'm laughing wayyyy to hard :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: I'm guilty of the waking up in the Everfree with no memory, but otherwise...

This is edjutaining!!! :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

That's entertaining and educative in one word :pinkiehappy:

The generic story of how a red and black alicorn wakes up in the Everfree Forest with no memory of her tragic past.

Noticed an error. Didn't you know all red and black alicorns were male? :rainbowkiss:

Beautiful. Pure genius
You have gained respect, good sir.

I want Generic the alicorn dead for my own poorly thought out reasons. Sincerely, Antagonist.

Assassins in skyrim = this

Rarity soo OC not enough darling, darling darling
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Darling. Better next darling time darling.

3765212 Have you seen the reviews for Full Life Consequences? It's that, there isn't any real sarcasm. Like your story, it's supposed to be poking fun at stuff. Or the writer is mentally disabled and has Anti-Descriptionmentarianism.

Perfectly sums up the mistakes me, as well as likely many other fan fiction writers, have made. Have a big like.

The Fluttershy bit still made me sad though. :(

I took a look at the cover and the first thing that popped in my head was "Is that Graze..."
After a quick google search: Yes. That is Razor Graze A.K.A. Killjoy :P

This is a very generic comment to indicate that this generic reader has had a very generically good time reading this generic story.
Generically.

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My appreciation of this comment...was generic.

I'd love to say that this story is as brilliant as it is hilarious, the mark of a good satire. But saying so wouldn't be generic enough, darling.

I will say that I was sad to see something missing. For a story so purposely reveling in cliche, I was disappointed when the first sentence of the story was not, "It was a beautiful day in Equestria." Also, needs more over-use of "Celestia's Sun" and "Luna's Moon".

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I will keep this in mind when writing the sequel: An Even More Generic Story

I'm too new to get most of the references, but I see where some of the cliche's come in.

3765933 it had better be "An Even More Generic Story: Electric Boogaloo."

Seriously though this is pretty much the plot of every Mary Sue Alicorn story ever- as such, it's hilarious. Liked and Faved, good sir.

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not the only one buddy...

(Insert generic comment here)

Thank you. Thank you for writing a story based on all the overused fanfic tropes. This made me laugh so hard.

my lungs.... they hurt from laughter...... :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

And at the very end, due to me listening to this song, I burst out laughing 'cause on the last word, (I must have misheard it) it said 'the thought of carrying cloppers' :rainbowlaugh:

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(Insert generic response criticizing your opinion)

It's so generic it's good. I don't even know how that works. Also, poor 10 other male characters who don't get a chance at any of that action.

Best story ever.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Think we can get away with tossing it in the Library?

~Skeeter The Lurker

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I'd love to see it try :rainbowlaugh:

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Considering the point of the story itself, I don't see why not.

Still...

~Skeeter The Lurker

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I don't know, he did make an error. ALL red and black alicorns are male, after all. :rainbowkiss:

I'm willing to forgive it. :rainbowlaugh:

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I'll suggest it to Arcum. Just for shits and giggles.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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An executive decision was made to change Gen into a stallion. It is now much funnier.

Elesdo, blah blah blah, bitch moan, commnt ends.

So... Gen is best pony right?

Generic Complaint about story
INTENSE RAGE STATEMENT
Hate Statement
Author should suicide statement
statement of thumbs down
no attempt at explaining why.




(in actuality, you got a green thumb)

They then fought a generic fight that ended with a clop scene.

“I’ll tell you if you do something for me first, Darling,” Rarity replied seductively. Clop ensued.

He then satisfied all mane six despite Fluttershy being dead. Celestia, Luna, Cadence and every single female background pony joined in.

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It's not bad. It's kinda generic though

Generic turned to see the purple alicorn mare standing behind him. “You killed my parents!” Generic shouted.

“No!” Twilight objected. “Your parents killed you!”

... I have no idea how to breathe.

That was all my brain could come up with to say after reading this.

Well, "let's satirise some MLP fanfic tropes" has been done plenty of times, but this is a pretty amusing take on the idea. And it made me laugh, which is the main thing, so it gets a like.

Ok no joke. The only thing that pissed me off was "AppleJack." That fucking J pisses me off. Like you don't capitolize shy in fluttershy. So why the fuck do you fell the need to capitolize the J. Did you just like use the cereal box as a reference.

3766234 I knew it when I saw it as well.

Oh damn, the cover art. That takes me to a day waaaaaaaay back when a very good friend of mine used to do writing on fimfiction. The irony of this I see was that he was an expert on manipulating many OC characters in various ways to make them stand out. Definitely, I have to consider those to be the golden days on fimfiction.

Well done and well played for creating a hilarious writing
The Genericness was used so effectively that you should be promoted to a General :moustache:

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