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SwiperTheFox


This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

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Twilight and her friends settle down in Ponyville after a crazy wedding crashed by a certain evil queen. On the way, Twilight realizes that she accidentally packed a mysterious device that isn't hers, something found after the ceremony ended. The large crystal ball has the oddest sort of rainbow-colored energy coursing deep inside and no sign of what it does. The six friends take a look. They tap on it, blow at it, and otherwise look for answers, finding no labels or anything else. Twilight accidentally opens it up, revealing a description written in some mysterious, alien-like language. She'll send it back to Celestia later, but for now she vows to find out more, deeply curious. She stays up studying to no avail.

Twilight wakes up to find her friends totally losing it, acting weirder than she's ever seen before. She decodes the ball, finding a cryptic message thanking Queen Chrysalis for buying the item. Noone knows how the Queen got this device, how to use it, why she brought it, how she lost it, and where the Queen herself is at the moment. Twilight must find a way to stop this insanity as well as get some answers.

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Comments ( 13 )

FIRST OF FIRST!!! :pinkiehappy: :pinkiehappy:

Okay I'm excited for this. A literal Idiot Ball? I'm coming back to this.

anyone else have a spongebob flashback?

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501522 Pinkie- You will never get away with this, Discord! You may have stolen the Elements & corrupted my friends, but Derpy & I still have The Orb of Confusion! Take this! *flicks switch* DUUUUUUuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUAUAAAAAAADUUUUUUUUuuuuuh.....: :derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2:

Discord- Well that was easy, now I'm off to do bad in the name of Chaos!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpflEPzZoN8

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Thanks for reading you guys! Yeah, that was a pretty clear Spongebob reference. Great that you guys picked it up (hehehe, pun).

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Er, I was thinking TVTropes.

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That and TVtropes as well. I look at it all of the time.

LOL now her fear of Derpy is totally funny to the bone.

The Queens's thoughts: DERPYS! WHY I HAD TO BE DERPYS!??

Do you how do?

I still love that line to no end.

Through the power of Babel fish I've decoded this message

"We are very, very happy that you bought l' one of the articles of our gold category. Your patronage continuous means much for us. C' is customers such as yourself that to make world a happy merry place. As indicated in the instructions, it is enough to let your friends touch with this device. They will not be wisest. Then, at the convenient period, it is enough to slip on l' stimulating switch d' physical-activities. The effects will last during approximately thirty minutes. S' you like it not to use on your d' or pets; another animals apart from people. Much pleasure at the time of festivals! J' hope that you will appreciate our ball idiot news, the Chrysalis Queen! Sincerely, Horse-city Joke Toys Inc.} "

Babel fish we'll get it at least 10% right or your money back.

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I swiped that line from Spongebob Squarepants. It fits Insane-Pinkie so well. :pinkiecrazy:

So... what's your opinion on this story? What do you want to see now, in the next chapters?

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From what I got from Babel fishes unholy translation.
I'm kind of hoping for a Willy wonka style Joke Shop run by Chrysalis :P

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Hmmm... I dunno about that.

What do you think I should have insane Rarity and insane Fluttershy be like? I've only showed insane Pinkie and insane Applejack so far. Also, what reason is there that Rainbow Dash was conspicuously absent out of the ponies that touched the ball?

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