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This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.


The new Princess of Equestria, Twilight Sparkle, gains a plumb assignment on the Board of Directors of the Federal Equestrian Reserve. After serving for a few weeks, she finds herself growing more and more interested in Fancy Pants, another key member giving economic advice, and the feelings seem to be mutual. This particular economic study session, discussing a new monetary policy measure, will turn out oddly, well, kinky.

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The only problem is trying to picture this without Ben Bernanke being involved....

Great story, now what am I supposed to do about my erect wings? :twilightblush:

I'd suggest clicking over to another one of my fics to the right as a finishing move, big boy. :rainbowwild:

FancySparks = new OTP. :moustache:

Wow, you actually did this. Good job!

Welp! Now I have to go to the bed and do my business with my partner Mrs.lotion. I bid a good day to you sir:moustache:

A nice use of innuendo, methinks. Good use of description, nice character traits, nice timing. An all-around enjoyable story.

I can't argue with this.

Also Swiper, are you interested in contributing to a compilation of poetry?

This is horrible, just awful, the most terrible piece of literature I've read this week.

I couldn't stop laughing! :rainbowlaugh:
You, sir, are a bad person, and I love you for it.

Also? I found a new ship I like! :twilightsmile:

This is terrible and I love it.

Also, Twilight and Fancy Pants... Never really thought of them together.

Sorry, but I just can't see it. Twilight seems more like the kind of pony who'd be completely oblivious to the innuendo, and be all 'gah let's stay focused everypony, we need to get this done :twilightangry2:'

I got your economic stimulus right here, Twi.

It's a crazy ship, but I want to do a bunch of things with it! :twilightblush::twilightsmile:

And thanks for reading!


Thank you as well!


Just message me with details! :pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy:

3696276 The link's in my comment. Just message me if you think you have something to add.

I almost couldn't read this at all, knowing and finding the innuendos as I was, due to the fact that I understand about these kind of 'sugar highs' for stock markets and their actual really bad consequences. I'm ashamed of Fancy Pants to even try and do something like this... :ajbemused:

Good story though, good righting style, you know what you're writing about and not just making things up and it would be a good laugh :pinkiehappy: to those who aren't constantly worried and on the guard for government and federal reserve putting forth more.... 'packages'.:twilightoops: :applejackunsure:

Good work :twilightsmile:

Yeah, as someone that's really into economics (I'm actually about to get a Master's of Science in the topic), I included a bunch of realistic details in here. In short, Fancy Pants is rather in the wrong about the possible 'sugar high' from his short-sighted intervention to boost stock markets since there will be negative long-term problems such as inflation and fueling bubbles. :pinkiegasp:

BUT Fancy is rather in the right since Twilight is freaking pretty as anything. :twilightsheepish:

Just no.

I need to stop or I'm going to die laughing.

I had trouble reading this from laughing so much! The innuendo! :rainbowlaugh:

I find this very funny, if not just because this seems so in character.

Eleven months later, Twilight will deliver a little dividend. If Fancy invests in gold, a bond might even be involved. :rainbowkiss:

3694851 What, no TwilightPants?

Absofreakinlutely hilarious my friend. :rainbowlaugh:

This is even better than The Lusty Argonian Maid!


All of Equestria’s getting bucked…

Reminds me of “Fear the Boom and Bus”, aka “Party With Keynes, Wake Up With Hayek”.


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