Twilight Sparkle finally did it. She watched the foals' television show 'My Little Human: Progress Is Scientific', and she felt totally blown away. Designed by Princess Luna herself, the program features a rock band of six creatures known as 'humans' who ride around 'Guyville' in a car powered by music and solve problems using the power of science. Twilight checked out a fan website called PISfiction.net, and she decided to join the community of 'humies' ('humares' if the fan is female) by writing a steamy fanfic, which fans called 'fapfics'. Unfortunately, Twilight found out that being an author was a lot harder than she had first imagined.
This is a side-story to my fanfic 'My Little Humie: Fanfiction is Social'. Thanks for reading.
Chapters (1)
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LOL
Whit love all of team FimFictionreview
So. Many. SIMILIES!
And METAPHORS!
*Brain melts from all the imagery*
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Oh God, my sides.
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too late. brain does not compute. need sleep.
And then late at night after spike was asleep, she wrote hot lesbian sex between derpy, Hillary, and molestia.
The REAL end
um yeah. I just giggled through it. I'm SO glad you know how not to take yourself seriously. Its refreshing.
A fanfic within a fanfic about fancfics that parodies fanfics.
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Amazing. TwiPeter is now my OTP.
Ahehe... You know, this is how I imagine a situation like this playing out. Twilight using obscure allusions and refrences while failing miserbly to write a clopfic...
Of course, it was just a parody and a joke, so screw realism.
It was well done, and made me laugh.
I skipped over all the boring black text and went straight for the pretty purple prose! I.. I came when the author cited the relevant, peer-reviewed scientific literature..
Candy marshmallow semen.
Love pudding.
Oh. Mah. Gawd.
What a parody!
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This is one of those "This is SICK and WRONG and BAD... but Twilight is spot on and so immensely in character!"
Also: Princess Hillary Clinton!
Oh, to be Douchey McNitpick: She had always emphasized with Katie so much, dealing with such a rowdy gang.
I'm pretty sure se empathized with Katie, recognized herself in her, felt the same feelings. If she had emphasized with Kate, it would mean they would have gone around together and pointed out which things were especially important.
The hell did I just read
. Still, it's not that bad, right
? But that part abourt derpy molesting Hillary Clinton
, and the Candy marshmallow semen
, dear lord man, thumbs up for pure ridiculousness.
Ahem, Oh its you again swiper... Heh, Heh.
FANFICEPTION :O
"She moaned as her welcoming jelly wiggled“
That's the best thing I ever read.
I finally saw a dislike. How intriguing.
This was, quite possibly, the most unsexy thing that I've read on this site yet.
But you know?
You had me sold on 'Freddie Mercury Damona'.
I will now grant you full access to all of my thumbs and favs.
"Silent_Rainbows" and a fapfic writer... I see what you did there!
Honestly not a bad story at all. I think all authors (fap- er, clopfic writers or not) can somehow relate to this. There's always someone who doesn't like what you've written, but that shouldn't stop you from writing what you want.
-Glassed
You know, I was wondering what would happen if somepony took the "Twilight writes porn" concept, except it was Swiper writing self-satire. Is it as awkward as Gardez's "Naked Singularity"? No. But it is sharply, sharply funny.
Bueno.
I laughed out louder than I should have. Brilliant work.
Very funny.
Somehow Twilight is still a better writer than I am.
Also. SOMEONE needs to write Braeburn's Talking Genitals. I don't care who, just somebody needs to write it.
So good, made me laugh more than once and I think it was pretty perfect for twilights character!
I only noticed a couple of things
'She broke out the bottle of thick, creamy red slave'
'No job. No place to say'
Thanks for all of the comments guys!
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the fucking scene was hilarious, and the hillary x derpy broke my sides.
Got to Pouty's approval message, stopped, went back up to the top and faved, went back to reading.
Enjoy your thumbs up, morans.
One of the few stories I couldn't read continously- just kept facepalming too much. Either that or whisper-shouting "noooo" at the screen in slowmo.
Twilight's probably educated enough to be able to quote the rotes of good storytelling from memory; and yet, she fails so spectacularly. Poor, poor girl. The Trixie self-insert charge was the icing on a deliciously horrible cake of delicious horribleness.
Well done, my good Fox. Well done.
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Princess Hillary Clinton XD
I get the purpose of this! IT's to teach all the cliches in Clopfic's I UNDERSTAND OBVIOUS HINTS!!!
Shit I gotta re-write my stuff now that I know.
FUCK THERE WENT 11HOURS OF TYPING!!!
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Needs more DoctorApples
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Bill Nye and Freddy Mercury in a band together?
Good god, that is the greatest idea ever.
Wow.... >.> cant say anything bad i can relate to her pain. I remember my first fanfic.
I'm going to watch it later but i need to say... Pisfiction blow me away xD Cause in my country is a political group called "PiS" and they are a little loony....
Ok i need to say it....
Briliant! This is buckin great idea for some more serious/comedy fanfick! Another HiE but... what lucky bronie ending up in Equestria is going to do when he find out that there in Equestria is a cartoon "My little human"? Briliant!
...
Even I write a better clopfic than...
And mine only has a few sentences describing the action...
Not even that good.
Still...
I need more of my medication.
Excuse me for a moment before I decided to gut myself
with my machete....
And this is why I will never write clop. K THNX BAI! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Derpy_Hooves.png
The reader approaches, a bared blade in his hands.
After some fanfictions you see things as you wish they were, he says. After others you see things as they are not.
The reader kneels and places the tip of his sword against his stomach. After this fanfiction I see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.
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When the deed is done, you notice a message scrawled in the reader's own blood: Freddie Mercury is best hu
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Goodness... well, anyways, glad that you, ah, liked this fanfic
i'll go ahead and give her another Hooves-Up