Rainbow Dash doesn't like ponies touching her hooves.
What other things does she not like? Read to find out!
Published on Equestria Daily October 18, 2012.
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PresentPerfect
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Oonklas?
Oh, Present, you so silly.
Goddammit, why don't I have the balls to write a completely ridiculous fic?
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In the words of Johnniepear, you just hafta stop givin' two shits. :V Sheeit.
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GLORIOUS!
Dat ending.
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Two Rainbow Dashes?
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You are the best person to have ever lived.
Dash doesn't like it when Pinkie not giving her makeouts
No, Twilight! No! Those can cause dementia, kidney failure, hallucinations-
It's too late ...
I don't understand...
Is it a reference to FLCL? How they used the word "furi-kuri" to replace more intimate words?
Heck if I know. This whole story is strange.
EDIT: Never mind. Found the source. *Facepalm*
I........what.....but......huh.....
Ah screw it, just use this picture to imagine my reaction
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Poor TT! He's been fan-modded into a completely different pony!
This is
The best fic
Present thank you for this
PRESENT
OMFG
Mare do well? don't you mean that newspaper episode?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWY6rkd2MAc Someone is a fan of SimGretina.
Has Twilight been listening to too much Sim Gretina?
Sooooo, Sim
Isn't that just a pleasant surprise
> The joke in part 2 is based off the song Magic by Sim Gretina.
Oh. Well then.
Oh Celestia.
Rainbow Dash has been hanging out with Pinkie Pie for far too long.
Also:
But, Rainbow Dash, pony should pony pony!
And, damn, your story is so awesome it's driving me to posting YouTube videos every chapter!
Well,
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Rainbow Dash is best pony.
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And this story is awesome!
But, the hooves line wasn't from Mare-Do-Well, it was from Ponyville Confidential.
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You are the best commenter what left a comment on my story! :D
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this troo
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Oh, wait, shit, you're right. D: Changing!
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Best brony song 2012.
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Why would I want to fix it? :V
1419550 Seriously, the lulz in this story surpassed much of the things i've read here, excluding anything by Theonly or me.
1419550 Ignore what I said.
At the time, it didn't make sense to me, but then I read the rest of the story. Now it makes perfect sense. And now the line is also leaving me laughing hysterically, so, please, keep it..
What was this story, I don't even.
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huzzah :V
Yeah, most people don't realize that I know what I'm doing and everything will generally be explained by the end of a fic. ;)
The fuck was this.
Seriously. I'm all for random humor, but I didn't so much as crack a smile from this. This has one joke and it beats it into the ground.
Sorry, PP. This one's not for me.
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No worries, it's precisely what I wanted it to be. :B
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hurrdurp, late response SHOULD I TAKE THAT AS A MOON
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NO BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS
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OBVIOUSLY IT IS OPPOSITE DAY AND YOU MEAN EVERYONE ELSE IS AWESOME
WAIT THEN THAT IS A MOON :(
It got EQD'd'd'd'd
>Rainbow doesn't like when EQD
That was probably one of the dumbest things I've read
...And it was hilarious. Congrats on EqD!
I don't even
this story distresses me because no sense
suddenly, clop
I don't know why I favorited this.
I don't know what I just read.
I don't know where I am.
PP what have you done.
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don't like it when he is bebst person
Bail. FUCKING BAIL.
My dear sir, my answer has been, and will be, always...
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1465588 SHIT
...what? Lol