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All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.

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This story is a sequel to A Generic Story


This is obviously a sequel to A Generic Story, but this makes so little sense anyway, you don't have to read the first.

Generic the black and red alicorn OC lives a wonderful life! He's married to all the mane 6, Celestia's his lover, and he's better at magic than EVERYPONY! But when he finds out his evil twin brother Antagonist is alive, he must use all his generic powers to stop him!

For the love of Celestia, PLEASE don't take this story seriously. It is comedic. Purely. Comedic. Not necessarily a trollfic, but more of a satire.

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 84 )

I was hoping you would make a sequel. Metahumor just strikes a unique chord with me that I can't explain accurately. Write another one please! I want to see this as a trilogy!
"The Generic MLP Fanfic Trilogy"

This... it's so fucking awesome.

Anyway... CUE GENERIC THEME SONG! Sung by... THE CRITIC!

Oh look, a sequel. How gen-
*random plot device punches him in the face*
Don't you dare say it!

But what about the...... oooooooooow! :twilightangry2: ok, never mind! it hurts my brain trying to point out things..... ooooow! great, you gave me a headache! :rainbowlaugh: the funny thing is that I actually do have a really bad headache now....... thanks..... thanks for that.......

These usually have clop side stories or lost chapters

I dare say we have a master-piece, bestselling series on our hooves, on the level of Harry Potter, or Lord of The Rings. :pinkiegasp:

3779636

Perhaps I should have collaborated with one like yourself who has read an infinite amount of bad literature

(Insert generic comment)
(Insert generic approval)
(Insert awkward comment meant only to refrence users favorite musical group)
(Insert oblique refrence to video game user enjoys)
(Insert generic meme)
(Insert generic ploy to get upvotes)

*Generic one-liner implying approval in the best possible way and causing everyone who hears it to immediately laugh at its impeccable humor*
You have gained yourself a follower. These things are amazing generic.

YES!!! THE SEQUEL I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
I can't wait to read!!

I really want to downvote this.
Not because I dislike it - I love it, in fact!
But it seems as though this story is incomplete for the reader unless he votes down. The act places the reader himself into the story and completes it.
I think I'll just vote down then up.

I really want to downvote this.
Not because I dislike it - I love it, in fact!
But it seems as though this story is incomplete for the reader unless he votes down. The act places the reader himself into the story and completes it.
I think I'll just vote down then up.

He verbed all the way to the noun where he found Proper Noun waiting for him.

I think I have found my third favorite sentence, at long last.
A good addition would have been Tom commenting on the story with the maximum amount of pony emoticons, even if they did not make sense. :pinkiesick:

I didn't think it was possible, but this was even better than the first one. You are a stronger man than I am. Writing such a story as this would make me violently ill.

Good grief, what's next? An Equestria Girls version? Some blue-and-white alicorn named Aluria Tiffany Luxuria shows up and Generic forgets all his other wives because her two-dimensional personality and two-and-a-half page description of beauty? Generic recovers his memories and finds out he's been a self-inser- I mean, human all this time?

3778988 I agree with this guy.

Wow! Generic Comment response to generic story! :ajbemused::ajsleepy::ajsmug::applecry::applejackconfused::derpyderp1::rainbowdetermined2::pinkiesick::twilightblush::twilightsheepish::pinkiesad2::twilightangry2::unsuresweetie::duck::trixieshiftright::raritydespair::trixieshiftleft::pinkiegasp::rainbowhuh::derpytongue2::pinkiesad2::pinkiesad2::pinkiesad2::pinkiesmile: 10 Generics out of 10!

Bok

*Generic praise*

*Generic criticism*

*Generic reminder that you still owe the Fanfic Mafia ten bux*

*Generic breaking of your OC's kneecaps to show we mean business*

I can't help myself, I must up vote this.

(Generic joke that takes one to two lines out of context to attempt humor.)

(Followed by a generic statement that I'll be serious. Then, give actual generic criticism.)

He verbed all the way to the noun where he found Proper Noun waiting for him.

This really needs to be featured.

Someone should turn this into an actual serious story, just for the laughs and epicness of the story.

This story though...Oh my Celestia it's amazing!!!

Them Doctor Who references dou.

I thoroughly enjoyed!!!

GODDAMNIT GUARD GUARD!

I don't know if I should laugh or cry about correctly guessing that you were going to add in someone's (generic) OC alicorn like every story this parodies seems to do.

Still, you've yet to hold chapters hostage for upvotes (and then fail to deliver anyway). :pinkiehappy:

4 & 1/2 stars.
It was okay.

This one was definitely better than the first. It had some really good meta-jokes, especially the reference to Fallout: Equestria's obscene length. I also liked the part with Proper Noun. However, there are still fairly prevalent problems. I do not expect greatness in this medium, but a pronoun can dream.

PS: It's "Won't Get FOALED Again"!

(Generic one liner explaining the meaning of life)

Make another generic sequel so it will make a generic trilogy, branching the three together!!!

But yeah. This was a pretty good story. Especially enjoyed the first one!

Why didn't Generic predict the future by looking at spoilers in the comments? :raritycry:
RIP in peace Guard Guard :applecry:

That ending just made me wanna up vote... "Then everyone down voted the hell out of it." Made my day.

Oh cool a sequel!

Which means...

Approved for Twilight's Library by means of sequel!

YAAAAY!

~Skeeter The Lurker

Comment containing "Moar!" in all-caps with many, many exclamation marks and the following emoticons repeated twenty times in total: pinkiegasp, rainbowlaugh, moustache, pinkiecrazy, duck.

It was a beautiful, completely generic day in Equestria as Celestia’s sun rose to replace Luna’s moon.

I was ecstatic to see this line added. I'm proud to see my suggestion added to this fantastic satire, and I enjoyed it as thoroughly as I did the first.

And from here on out, whenever something cool needs to be said, I will use my new favorite catch phrase: "one liner."

So where's part 3?

The crowd cheered, and the reader down voted the hell out of it.

And not a down vote was given that day.

*Decides to write a generic praise*
This story is really amazing and I want moar!!!!!!!! *flutterrage twilightangry2 pinkiecrazy* Pwease? *fluttercry*

*Makes tropy pop culture reference and then states how there's no fun in making sense*
*verbs all the way to Proper Noun's twin brother, Yoglett, who is named for the Impossible Quiz, something no one has heard of, then jumps off a cliff, dies, then becomes a vampire an takes over the world*

THE END :pinkiehappy:

and the reader down voted the hell out of it.

so if there are no downvotes it would create a paradox?

An overdone satire that managed to ruin its own "humor".

... nice.

3785746 You're such a happy person.

I have a complaint:
The title isn't generic enough. It's supposed to be "A Generic Story 2: The Sequel"

You need to work on your story titles.

~Twi

3785854
Well, too late now. For the sequel to this, would, "A Generic Story 3: The Third Generic Story" be acceptable?

3785868
I'm okay with that. Altho, I'd name it as "A Generic Story 3: The Third Story".

Adding a "Generic" in the subtitle would be too... Original.

~Twi

3785866

Whoops. Thanks for that, man.

~Skeeter The Lueker

hella beautiful

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