My name is Canvas. I remember because I wrote it in the corner of the white box. It takes twelve steps to get from the cot to the wall. And the lights hurt my eyes.

(Note: The story isn't in color because I decided to try this without the gimmick! But I still recommend reading the GDocs version.)

This is the story of Dave as he get teleported into Equestria by an unknown force wich is later revealed to be a powerful being just wanting to have fun. Really random stuff tends to happend around Dave as he has something talking to him is his head.

And before you say anything, the begining is really bad in my opinion and overused as all hay, but i promise that after the first i don't know chapters it changes for the better, I promise. Pinkie promise even: Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.

Thanks bye!

* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *

Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...

FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?

So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.

Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!

Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.

Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.

ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!

Brought to you by Loyal2Luna, this new Downloadable Content for Mass Effect 2 brings the fight to Equestria.

Just about ready to embark on their mission to stop the Collectors from further abducting human colonies, Commander Shepard and the crew of the Normandy SR-2 are given a new priority, when the Illusive Man tasks them with investigating the mysterious disappearance of a Cerberus science team.

Soon, what begins as a simple search-and-rescue unveils a mystery millions of years in the making, and the Commander finds himself thrust into a situation he couldn't possibly have prepared himself for.

Join the Hero of the Citadel as he uncovers the secrets, combats the demons, and ultimately decides the fate of the impossible world known as "Equestria."

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Agent 47 (From the video game series Hitman) mysteriously wakes up in Equestria. How will he react? How will the ponies react? How will he get back to the real word? Does he even want to go back?

Set between Hitman 2: Silent Assassin and Hitman Contracts.

Rated Teen just to be safe.

I do not own 'Hitman' or any of it's characters, that all belongs to Square Enix, Eidos and IO Interactive. I do not own
'My Little Pony Friendship is Magic' or any of its characters, that belongs to Lauren Faust, Hasbro and The Hub.

Monsters, money, and running out of potions at the worst possible moment. These are just some of the problems that haunt Monster Hunters daily, and Twilight Sparkle is no exception. Despite graduating at the top of her class, Twilight is shocked to find out that her mentor, Princess Celestia, has assigned her to Ponyville, a small town located in the middle of nowhere. Will Twilight get the recognition she deserves and return to Canterlot within the year? Or will she forever fade into obscurity and never live up to her personal expectations? And what does friendship have to do with Monster Hunting in the first place?

After an incident with the heart of Liberty, Niko Bellic finds himself awake in an unusual hospital. He quickly learns that he is no longer in Liberty City. His rough, gravely world is about to be turned upside down.

"My name is Lyra Heartstrings, and you will not remember me. You won't even remember this conversation. Just like with everypony else I've ever met, everything I do or say will be forgotten. Every letter I've written will appear blank; every piece of evidence I've left behind will end up missing. I'm stuck here in Ponyville because of the same curse that has made me so forgettable. Still, that doesn't stop me from doing the one thing that I love: making music. If my melodies find their way into your heart, then there is still hope for me. If I can't prove that I exist, I can at least prove that my love for each and every one of you exists. Please, listen to my story, my symphony, for it is me."

Cover pic by Spotlight: askspotlight.tumblr.com

The April 1st chapter of Anthropology, which was temporarily posted in place of Chapter 18. I certainly was not going to let this masterpiece disappear forever.

Everyone wanted to see what would happen if Lyra watched an episode of My Little Pony, so I took that concept and pushed it to its most logical conclusion.

Humans.

Truth or myth? Ancient lost civilization or just an old pony's tale?

No pony has ever seen one, and most haven't even heard of them. But Lyra knows that these wonderful creatures are more than just old legends, and she's going to find out... and possibly drive her roommate insane in the process.