//------------------------------// // Visitor from out of town // Story: What are the odds? // by HikariToYami //------------------------------// Celestia was sitting in her study reading a book when a gust blew through the room. “Is that you?” She asked very calmly. “Who else would be a white swirly cloud thingy?” A white swirly cloud thingy said in front of her. She immediately recognized this as Pure, the thing… “I suppose that’s true, but why is your voice so stressed? You seem nervous.” The cloud moved around her. “Nothing, nada, zilch, nothing what so ever. Except that I had to fix a thing that popped up, nothing to dangerous.” Celestia slowly nodded. “Let’s not get stuck on that, let’s plan your revenge on Dark shall we?” Celestia nodded once more. --- I was walking through the market towards my job when… “Celestia damn it, not again.” I turned towards and saw Carrot Top (I am going with that, just deal with it) and walked over. “What’s going on?” I asked, she turned towards me and got a little shocked at seeing me (Because I’m a human you know.). “Oh sorry. It’s nothing really, but lately Carrot’s have been disappearing at least that’s what it seems like. You see I just came back from the toilet and this here basket was full.” She motioned towards a now half full basket. “And now half of its gone, wait, what’s this? A feather!?” She picked up a brown feather (I still don’t really get how they pick up things…) and looked at it. “Now who could this feather belong to? HAHA! First clue.” She looked at me. “Oh sorry, it’s just that these things have been happening all week and this is my first clue, now who could it belong to?” She started to mumble to herself and I decided to go away. --- “Let us never speak of that again.” The Doctor stated as they walked outside. “Agreed.” The two mares said in unison. “That was probably one of the weirdest scenes I have ever seen.” The Timepony said with a very flat face. “You know what doc?” He shook his head. “I’m tired, well all of us are. But that’s not exactly what I meant but I really need a vacation from adventuring for a while… Any chance you could give me a lift?” Daring Do asked. “What do you say Doctor? Want to show her the TARDIS? We could always take her with us to Ponyville. I am already starting to miss my little muffin, but for her it’s been less than a day…” Ditzy perked up a bit when she remembered that she could do these things without leaving her kid for too long… “I could do that, seems like you got yourself a ride. I recommend a disguise while in Ponyville, due to who you are...” He stated clearly. “I have a very good disguise that nopony would ever expect me to go around in… I use it all the time.” The other two ponies gave her a look. “What? Avoiding fans is hard work; I have to do something ridiculous to avoid suspicion… I have even perfected the art of faking a cutie mark.” She gave a smug smile. “You can’t do that! Preposterous! Though I can see the angle you’re going at. So I’m going to let it pass… This time.” The Doctor gave Daring a clear look that could be interpreted as ‘If you mess anything up what so ever, I will make your life a living pain. But if you play nice I might give you a gift.’ And she nodded. “Great!” He opened the door to the TARDIS and Daring Do’s jaw dropped to the floor. “Never get’s old.” He chuckled to himself. --- Gee, what should I do now? No more job today, and I have nothing to do, SO MUCH FUN! NO! ‘SO BEAUTIFUL!’ Uhm, what are you talking about? ‘I just saw a thing SO beautiful, SO AMAZING! It makes me cry.’ Making you cry of joy must mean it’s something horrible doesn’t it? ‘However did you guess that? I’m the sanest of the two, but you don’t believe that… I’m just a funny kind of insane, not the bad kind…’ How can one be good insane? That doesn’t even make any sense. ‘You know what? Screw the system!’ Hello? What are you talking about? HELLO! He’s gone? I suddenly heard the sound of a window being smashed to pieces. And there goes the wall… *WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH* No… Can’t be… Dark would have field day… I walked towards the direction I heard the noise coming from. And what do you know, I see a blue box. I guess the rumors are true then… Out from the box walk three ponies, the Doctor (I could have seen that one coming), Ditzy Do and who the heck is that pink pony? I’ve never seen her around Ponyville before… “Hello Ditzy and Doctor! How is your day?” I shout at them and the third pony just stares at me. “It was weird, to say the least, wouldn’t you girls agree?” The mares nodded. “And who is this mare that I’ve never seen around town?” I motion towards the pink mare. “Oh that’s my cousin Daisy Doo.” She received a look from the other mare. “Come on don’t be shy, Daisy, say hi to the nice human Dave…” She gave a small smile that was very complicated; I will try and cut it into one sentence. The look she gave said something like ‘I got ya now bitch.’ Though that could be debated, I’m not a master of reading faces, especially on ponies… I haven’t exactly studied the equine race… Not that these ponies are anything like the ones where I come from, oh wait, I was rambling… Gosh this always happen when Dark or Pure’s not around… The pink mare slowly walked towards me and extended a hoof. “Hello…” The voice was very Rainbow-ish. She cleared her throat making that disgusting sound. “Hello I’m Daisy Doo.” She said in a much more feminine way and shot Ditzy yet another look and she just smiled sadistically back at her. Seriously what is going on here? I shook the hoof and flew away, why? Because I’m bored that’s why… Though now I’m even more bored than before… CELESTIA DAMMIT! --- I was flying and suddenly, guess what? RD crashed into me, big surprise I know, not like it’s anything unusual… While crashing into the ground I was thinking how I actually didn’t mind these things, I have no idea why though… It felt… Nice and intimate… I have no idea why though… Really weird I know. And when we landed, it was surprisingly a very soft landing, we were lucky to land on a mattress, lucky I know… And guess the position… Let’s just say I couldn’t breathe but let’s just say I was comfortable and wet… I tried saying something but it didn’t really come out very well… “AGH!” Rainbow screamed as she jumped away from me. She looked at me and blushed really, really intensely, which I did as well… “That was weird… And really embarrassing, but luckily enough, nopony saw that.” We both chuckled nervously as I still just laid there on a mattress… How did this even get here? “Though I guess better you than somepony else…” I made a smile. “Thanks… I think… I’m not really sure either… Though…” I used my wings to shoot myself up and shooting right into her face kissing her. Yes, I just did that, I’m pro… “Well that was unexpected…” She said as we pulled away. “Though I can’t say it was bad. But enough with that, I’m going to train more, so see ya!” And then she was off again… Gee what should I do now? I don’t exactly have a lot to do. I could maybe visit Twilight, no too many questions… But at least it would cure my boredom, true, but it would be really hard to leave… Pinkie? No, I’m too tired for that… Alex? Yeah let’s see what he’s doing… Wait, who the hell is Daisy Doo? How did I not see that before, even though she’s her cousin, something about her seemed off… I don’t know what though… Probably just me being paranoid, as usual then… OFF TO ALEX! --- I knock on the door and guess who opens? Rarity? Nope, Sweetie Belle, yeah I know, pretty obvious but you didn’t get it right on the first try so HA ON YOU! I’m epic. “I’m here to see Nova (But I’m really talking about Alex, though they are the same guy…), is he in?” She smiled and nods and lets me in. I fly up the stairs using my amazing wing power (its 5) of amazingness. That sentence works, trust me. I knock on the door to Alex’s room, no answer. Let me guess, loud music? Thank Celestia for the sound proofing spell then… I open the door and guess what I hear? Guessed it yet? No? How can’t you hear that obnoxious LOUD SNORING? It’s ridiculous. I hold my ears as I walk towards him. I begin to shake his body, making him gasp for air as he literally throws himself into the wall, using his magic obviously and somehow… I… How did that even work? HE WAS SLEEPING! I shake his body senselessly, so much that he falls out of his bed screaming like a very, very young filly… Yes I just did that, and yes, I’m evil as fuck… “I should have expected you would do that…” He says as he slowly tries to stand up again. “But please, be gentle next time, I haven’t slept in like a day, so tired.” I started to snicker when he said ‘gentle’ and he fell over again when he finished the sentence. Aww geez, why is he so boring… ‘I dunno, not my problem.’ Your back? ‘Obviously, or else I wouldn’t be talking to you now would I?’ Makes sense, I think… ‘Stop using your brain for the thinking and use some other thing.’ Did you just say what I think you said? The silence told me everything, and then there was laughter from Dark’s voice in my head… That guy is insane. ‘Thanks for the compliment I appreciate it, a lot.’ I face palmed. I walk over to Alex’s equipment and put on the headphones to try and listen to his progress, it was good. At least I think so, it wasn’t really a lot of new things and well the transfer was flawless, perfectamundo. One hundred percents chance of perfect. Yes, one hundred percent. --- “Ditzy, you are evil.” Daring Do now hiding as a pink mare stated. “Point taken.” Ditzy and the Doctor said in unison. “You have to learn and take a joke, since it was you who dressed in pink. It wasn’t exactly my idea, so don’t blame me for trying to help. Oh and watch out for my muffin, she loves to meet relatives.” Ditzy made a sadistic smile, that doesn’t fit the mare in general. “Gee thanks. Though I am happy that you would be willing to take me in… I just hope TWO CERTAIN PONIES don’t tell anypony who I actually am, because I don’t want to be glomped by every fan in the entire town. The only pony I wouldn’t mind glomping me would be the winner of the latest young fliers competition, but what are the odd of the only mare to ever do a sonic rainboom living in a backyard town like this?” The Doctor and Ditzy looked at each other and burst out into the largest fit of laughter, reaching even the lengths of Fluttershy’s cottage; the entirety of Ponyville stopped and wondered where the laughing was coming from. The only living beings that reacted were the local human and the best young flier. The two of them arrived at the same time and kissed in the air for no particular reason, probably just random affection. They landed in front of the two laughing ponies and the pink mare just staring at them. She heard them land and stopped and just looked right at Rainbow. She pointed at Rainbow Dash. “Y-y-y-you are RAINBOW DASH! The only pony to ever make a sonic rainboom!” Rainbow made a sly grin. “Yeah, that’s me, but who are you supposed to be?” She asked posing. “I’m Daring Do.”