//------------------------------// // Welcome home for the first time party? // Story: What are the odds? // by HikariToYami //------------------------------// "Oh, sorry for the not posting in a while, but things have been hectic, but expect good things because my school ends tomorrow, but the downside of that is no work on chapter tomorrow, meh i can handle it, it's all about you guys though. And before i get too carried away here's the thing!" As I motioned my friends inside, all of them had their jaws had hit the ground… Wait, where is Chilly? No matter, he probably got caught up in something, or he was too lazy, I would go for the latter. Oh and the CMC are still staying outside, hmm… “Why don’t you come inside?” They all smile as I say that and I smile back. *You have gotten a lot of friends in a short time, lucky for you.* Yeah I really am a lucky man. “Now what do you all think of it?” They all turn to me; their jaws are still hitting the floor. “H-how did we even get here? We stepped onto something and then we are suddenly here?” Twilight shakes her head as to regain some composure. “That is quite simple actually, that platform thing teleported you here, probably by using magic but I’m not quite sure. OH and don’t forget to look out the window.” Now they just look confused and walk over to the window. Twilight falls over forward as she looks outside. “How are we flying? And how come are we not flying?” She says lying on the floor. She stands up and slightly tries to dust herself off. “You are the only one asking questions… Weird. Oh anyway, the house is flying by the use of magic, and before you ask how it was created or anything you only need to know one thing.” “And what would that be, Dave?” “Pure.” Her eyes go wide in realization, so does RD’s and Alex’s eyes. “GAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPP!” That came out of nowhere, oh wait it’s Pinkie. I quickly grab her before she disappears, how did I do that? Don’t question it, that’s how. “No alcohol, we don’t want a repeat and besides, children are present.” She smiles and disappears. “Any questions?” “Who’s this Pure feller y’all are talkin’ about?” I don’t want to take this up right now. *But I love it.* You don’t get the worst part, because you are just sitting in there. *I know and I love it, it’s so much fun.* … “I don’t want to answer that right now, since it’s not that important and besides I am sure Twilight could give you a good explanation on the subject.” They all just nod (Except for RD, Twilight and Alex/Nova). Dash get’s a sense of determination and drags me into a room (Which accidentally was the master bedroom. Yay for nopony hearing!). She knocks me onto the bed and closes the door. “Uhhhm, Dash what are you doing?” “Oh nothing. Just wondering why you felt the need to leave.” JESUS, really? That’s what this is about? *You should really have seen this coming.* I know but I am stupid sometimes. *I noticed that.* SHUT YOUR MOUTH! “I am not leaving, I am simply changing location.” That was probably not the best choice of words. *You don’t say?* “Haha, very funny. But seriously though, my place was fine right?” This is not something you would expect RD to say, she seems out of character for some reason. “Oh there is nothing wrong with your place, except maybe that friends can’t visit and stuff.” She sighs and walks over to the window. “I guess you are right. But I guess I could just move in, right?” That was a quick turn. Heh, what would I expect from RD? “I would approve to that, and besides I did not know the house would be finished as fast as it was, I expected it to take at least another couple of weeks, but it’s a really big house I got in ten minutes.” *Don’t forget the FLAT.* OH shut up with that, please? *”Sniff” Maybe… “Sniff” Maybe…* STOP IT! “It only took ten minutes to make? That is really fast, but that seems something a powerful being or whatever he is would be capable of.” *True that, even though this was nothing really.* I know I know, you can destroy a universe in ten seconds flat. *Now you are the one being bad.* I just said it the way you would. *Yeah, I don’t believe that.* Just… GRAAAAH! “That is true, should we go outside again though?” She makes a simple nod and we walk outside straight into a dark room. I should have expected this. “SUUUUUUUUUUURPRRIEEEEESSSS!!!” I fake being surprised. “Oh wow, I am really surprised here!” RD then hits me in the leg. “HEY!” She then continues to snicker for a bit. “Were you surprised? Because you looked surprised and I love to make people surprised because they go ‘GAAAASSSSP’ which mean they are surprised and that’s so funny and did I mention this is your ‘DAVE’S GOT A NEW HOME PARTY!’ This is going to be so much f…” I stick my hand in front of her mouth… Again… “I am surprised (Not really) and it’s good to see you all here.” Sctootaloo then steps up to me and asks. “What were you two doing in that room?” She then opens an eye really much looking at me. Uhm what? “Talking, that’s all. Right Dash?” “Yup, that’s all we did, and why are you worrying squirts?” She stops looking at me and looks over to RD really normally. “It’s nothing, I just thought…” Weird… I don’t want what I think is happening, please don’t make this happen. *Make what happen?* Nothing, it’s probably just something I think about too much. *You know you can’t hide things from me, so let’s take a look here… Hmmm… Oh so you don’t want that? Don’t worry, it’s not like that.* Thank god. I am happy for her then. (Guess three times what he’s talking about, if you get it wrong then I don’t know what to say) “Thought what?” RD, I think you already know… “It’s nothing, now to the party!” She then smiles and runs off to her friends. “I think I know, what she thought…” *Well, duh it’s kind of obvious. What would you think if you saw someone get pulled into a room?* I know, but it’s still funny. “Well, I do too but she is half-right on that note.” “True that, though when are we going to tell everypony?” “Eh, you know, not right now, and besides they probably already know anyway.” That depends… *They have seen you and her, WHAT DO YOU THINK?* Well I know, but I am mostly doing this for the heck of it. “That’s true, but they can’t know for sure unless we tell them right?” “Well, yes but you get what I am saying.” I nod. “And now let’s get to the party.” She looks up at me and we both smile. I walk over to Alex talking to Forge. “Ey Nova, sup?” “Oh, Dave! Nothing much just asking Forge here about you actually doing your job.” “And I said that you are really good at what you do when you want to, but you can be really lazy though.” HA, that’s funny. *It is?* Well yes, because I am a lazy bastard and stuff so… *Mhm…* “Yeah, I have always been a lazy guy, though I have been better since I came to Equestria, if you want experience of my laziness just ask Ale… I mean Nova.” Forge raises an eyebrow but brushes it off. Lucky me! *Indeed.* “Oh yes, he is a really lazy guy when he’s bored, but when pranks are on the horizon, holy Celestia he goes insane.” I blush a bit and scratch the back of my head. “Well, I love a good prank, especially the zoo thing, BEST THING EVER!” We both laugh a bit at the memory. “How about you Forge? Do you ever prank ponies?” “You know, I’m quite a relaxed pony so to say, so I’ve never really pranked a pony before.” I know what to do with this guy now. “It’s settled then, we need to go on a pranking spree soon.” I rub my hands together. “It is going to be brilliant.” “Well, it’s you, so stuff is going to get really pranky.” PRANKS ARE THE BEST THING EVER! *Calm down, geez.* I just get overly exited sometimes. Hehe. “Are you two sure of this? I am not sure I want to.” “Forge my friend, we are not asking you we are forcing you, and you will not be disappointed afterwards, I promise you that.” That’s my reason and I’m sticking to it. *I see that you like your principles.* Indeed I do. “Oh and Dave, before I forget I brought this.” And seemingly out of nowhere he hoofs me a ukulele. “Did you just go Pinkie Pie on me?” “Maybe… But you will never know how. MUAHAHHAHA!” That’s Alex alright. I take the ukulele. “And what do you expect me to do with this? You know I can only play one… I guess that would make sense considering which song it is.” *Let me guess, it’s about rainbows?* How did you know? *You know how I know, and I want to see this.* “Ok, but what are you two talking about?” “OH, it’s just that Alex brought me this, and I am going to use it later, but not now.” “Awwww, why are you so mean to me Dave? You know how I love to see you do this kind of stuff.” That’s why I am not going to do it, numbskull. I smile slightly. “I know that, that’s why I won’t do it now.” “Dave, that’s so sad, because you are such a good singer as well.” My eyes light up. And i blush a bit. “Nova do you really think so?” He nods. YAY ME! *Yay you!* Thanks. “Well I have listened to your singing almost since we met, and I must say you have gotten better over time.” MY legs are starting to feel jittery. “That’s good to know, hehe, now let me put this somewhere safe.” I walk over to the bedroom and go inside and put the ukulele on the bed. I walk outside again, hmm what should I do now? *I know! You should totally do something.* I would never have guessed. I take a step but before I can do anything else Chilly storms through the door, how did he even know where to look? Everypony looks at him; he just shrugs it off and drags Pinkie into another room. And what is that about? *DRAMA!* I don’t think so, but you never know. Meh, guess I will just talk to Twilight for some reason I don’t know. I walk up to her and Rarity, I will never know exactly what Alex sees in her, but that’s just me. “Hello ladies.” “Dave, it’s quite a humble house you got here, really big if you ask me.” Ha! Posh. “Yeah, I’m surprised you actually got Pure to make this, seems unlike him.” “Oh no, you are talking about Dark, Pure is a great guy actually. And to you Rarity, I know it’s big, I didn’t make it but I still like it.” “Yeah, it’s hard to keep track of them since I haven’t really talked with them a lot.” “I have to ask because it never got explained to me. Who are Pure and Dark?” Can you make a cloud and talk? *Nope, I don’t want to.* Yeah sure… “They are what you could call immortal beings, that’s all I can really say, and oh they have unlimited power.” *UNLIMITED PAAAWWAAHH!!!* STOP!!! “Oh, sounds really unlikely.” “Rarity, he is talking the truth, remember yesterday when the earth shook yesterday?” She nods. “Well I felt it as well and that was the Dark guy, right Dave?” “Yes, though I do not know the extent of their power.” *You just said it, UNLIMITED!* Please stop. “They do seem quite weird, wait who’s in your head right now?” “What do you mean in his head my dear Twilight?” “It’s nothing special really, it’s just that they switch each day and they are in my head, don’t freak out, it’s nothing dangerous.” Her eyes open in realization. “Oh, I think I understand now.” *How can Alex like somepony this slow?* It’s his cup of coffee so to speak. That’s pretty much how the night went on, except for a few things like I think I saw Pinkie and Chilly making out for a while there, good for them. Another thing was that I got knocked straight into a table and fainted for a few seconds, nothing dangerous. But when everypony was about to go home Chilly decided it was too boring to go home so he fell on to the sofa and fell asleep, But Pinkie said something about him being a silly-filly and threw him on her back and brought him home, or at least that’s what I hope happened. And now it’s only me and Dash left in the house, what are you thinking? *That you two are going to…* Please, just please don’t, because you know that won’t happen... Yet. *Though I know what chapter.* Stop talking in code. *Hmm maybe, but I don’t want to.* Whatever, just please stop talking. “Now that that is over with, what should we do Dashie?” *You should…* NO! “Meh I don’t know, maybe eat something.” ‘GROWL’ That was both of our stomachs churning for food. *I would never have guessed.* “Heh yeah, sounds like a plan.” What do I even have in this place? *Go and look, you will see.* We walk into the kitchen. *OMG, what a plot twist!* Ok let’s check in the fridge, what do I have… Oh just the regular stuff, meh how boring, guess I will just take something… Ok, now that we have actually eaten something, I don’t really know what it was, but it was really good so I guess that is good right? *You are so going to get food poisoning.* Nope, because you would never do that… RIGHT!? Ok and now to the stuff in the place over there in the room thing… SMITE THE HEATHENS! *Uh, what?* Oh sorry never mind me and my silly things… Ok, we walk into the bedroom and I see the ukulele, hmm yeah, this is the perfect time for this. “And what is that mini-guitar thing?” “That, my dear Rainbow is a ukulele that Nova brought to me and reminded me of what I can do with it. What he reminded me of is a very special song that I hope you will like.” “Now you got my interest.” I knew it! I so have this in the bag now… “Yeah, but I will not play it now, because I am really tired and stuff.” *You and your stuff…* That was the night, plus a lot of snuggling and finally actually falling asleep about an hour later. "Did i forget to mention Scootaloo is Cutealoo? Meh no matter. Ok now listen here: I have already asked this acouple of times and i have only gotten two people to answer me, what i want to know is, do you guys want a Q&A? Because if I get one more pony on this, i will make it. Pinkie promise!"