"I am really sorry for the delay on this one i hope it will make it up to you and i promise more regulare stuff from now since this was a ectic week for me. Well time to start the chapter. BYE!!
I wake up hearing something.”Rainbow, why were you sleeping next to him, you just met. Do you like him or something?” Wait a minute; did Rainbow sleep next to me? I can’t remember that. *Yes she did and you didn’t notice because you were asleep.* Then how do you know, brain? *I already said I’m not your brain and I can read minds.* That doesn’t mean you know she slept next to me. *Well, I just read her mind, duh!* I still hate you. *I hate you too Dave.
“Maybe a little, but that’s not why. I was freezing so I went to ask if it was ok, but then I saw he was already asleep, so I though why not. My question is why you asked him to sleep with you? I honestly don’t think you were that cold am I right with that assumption?” Well I really don’t want to hear anything else frankly, but I really need to listen to what Fluttershy has to say. *I knew this would happen.* What would happened? *Nothing* Uh? Ok…
“I’m sorry… But I like him a bit too, but we should really not tell him this since he might think we are weird or something.” Weird? No way I love you girls, but why both of you? UGH, I hate this! *This just keeps getting better.* I don’t understand you. *That’s the point.* What is that supposed to mean? *Nothin’.* Right. Let’s stop them from saying anything more. (Stands up).
“Good morning ladies!” I say as I walk slowly into the kitchen. *Ok let’s see their reaction.* So you do have the same mindset as me. *Equal minds think alike.* Sounds about right.
“Dave!?” Both scream in unison. “Are you already awake? Did you hear any of that?” I heard EVERYTHING. *I am beginning to like you Dave.* Thanks brain.
“Yes I’m awake. Heard what? What were you talking about?” This is so fun. *I concur.*
“Nothing, the question is, what do you want for breakfast?” That was kind of fast. *What did you think would happen, I mean really now?* I don’t know, maybe more of a reaction, since it’s Fluttershy we are talking about.
“What do you have?” *Just play along Dave.* That’s what I’m doing! *I know, I just wanted to remind you.* That seems fair… I guess.
“I have, let’s see here… Oatmeal (Are you crazy?), apples, carrots, pears and cereal.” That’s all? Guess I will take some cereal. *Really, what did you expect, they are ponies afterall.* Oh yeah! I forgot about that. *Happens to the best of us Dave.* Arrogant as always I see. *Arrogant brain to the service, did you want anything sir?* You are acting so different since I woke up. *Maybe I’m not the same.*
“I think I will just take some cereal, thank you!”
“I forgot to ask you, what kind of diet do humans have? I’m just curious is all?” That face is still so cute.
“We are omnivores “GASP (from both of them)” well I’m not going to kill a pony to take their meat if that’s what you think, I’m not that evil. I think I will just change my diet to fit in” Though I will still miss my meat. *I have never tasted meat but still.* what are you talking about; of course you have tasted meat before. *Wait what? Oh yeah of course I’ve tasted meat, I just wanted to test you, ehe.* Why are you acting so weird? *SILENCE* You are such a coward.
“I guess that’s fine” Fluttershy you are so cute when you are embarrassed.
“I think its kind of awesome how you are going to give up your old diet just to fit in. I can respect that!” That’s so nice of her.
“Thank you RD, and you too Fluttershy” I really can’t be angry with then since they are just so ADORABLE.
“Let’s eat shall we?” Eh, Yummy?
“Of course” I and RD say in unison. Her too? Guess I’m good at syncing with people. Yay for me. *congratulations on a mediocre accomplishment Dave.* Thank you, wait a minute, how is that mediocre? *You really don’t wanna know.* All right then…
Twenty minutes later, after breakfast.
“So, do you have any more friends you want to introduce you too?” *Yes Dave, there is* I know brain, its Twilight, Applejack, Rarity and Pinkie (she is so random). *I see you are well educated Dave.* Thanks… I guess.
“Yes, there is quite a few actually.” Fluttershy I know that its four ponies I have not met yet.
“How many?”
“There is Twilight Sparkle she is a Unicorn and she LOVES to read, and she is princess Celestia’s personal student.”
“Who?” I don’t want to seem suspicious.
“Princess Celestia?” I nod”She is our monarch and she rules with her sister Princess Luna. Its Princess Celestia that brings up the sun. And Luna brings up the moon in the evening.” Knew that.
“Your other friends?”
“There is Applejack, she is THE most dependable pony around and you won’t find a harder worker anywhere.” I knew that to but I still need to hear it. “There is Rarity she owns the Carousel Boutique which is THE place to go if you need clothes.” I really need more clothes, yes. “Last and especially not least Pinkie Pie she is the town’s party pony, she really loves to throw parties and make everypony laugh.”
“She is SO random” RD I already knew that but THANKS for saying the line(OH MAH GOD). *Lucky you Dave* Yes indeed.
“Sounds like some good friends you got there!” I know they are but I won’t tell them. MUAHAHAHA.
“Yeah they are really good people.” High regards form RD.
“Oh yeah they are so nice, I think you will like them too” Fluttershy, I know I will like them, at least if they are as nice as you are.
“Yeah I probably will, I mean I’m friends with you right?” Please say yes. *Mental Brohoof.* Sure man. “Mental brohoof between Dave and his brain.”
They both nod. “You are really nice you know.” I am so in love. *Good luck with that.* You are so nice to what you were yesterday, did something happened? *Nnope.* If you say so.
“Where should we go first then?” I think I know the answer.
“Fluttershy, you take him to Twilight’s house and I will gather everypony and try to mentally prepare them to meet Dave here.”
“That sounds good but aren’t you forgetting something Rainbow?” I think I know.
“What would that be?” I am a human or did you miss that?
“How will we get him to Twilight without anypony noticing? He is kind of big after all.” I think that is a compliment.
“You should probably just try to stay stealthy or something and go through the alleys.” That sounds good to me.
“All right that sounds like idea. Shall we go the Dave? If you don’t mind…” Oh yeah she is really shy, forgot about that for a minute. *Dave?* Yes, what is it brain? *You know her name is FlutterSHY right?* Yeah what is your po… Oh yeah I see what you are talking about now. Sorry about that. *No problem.*
“Yes, let’s go! I AM DAVE! YOGNAUGHT!” Reference for the win. *Dave did you really have to say that now?* Yes brain, yes I did, got a problem with that? *Nope it’s just that you will get questions now.* OH CELESTIA FUCK ME.
“Dave, what is that supposed to mean?” They both say looking very confused.
“You can say its a battle cry of sorts though where I come from, only just for fun, and what makes it even better is that my name actually is DAVE. So yeah don’t worry about that” Should I make that my catchphrase? *Ask them Dave.* Ask who? *Oh nothing.* All right then.
“I guess that makes some kind of sense.”Well it does make sense RD, so thank you. *You know it doesn’t actually make any sense what so ever?* Maybe.
“Let’s get going then!” I think I’m getting better at motivation. *I am not gonna comment on that statement.* All right then.
“YES” Both scream in unison. That was kind of loud, my ears hurt. *Sucks to be you Dave.* …
“Calm down girls, that almost hurt my ear.” Now Fluttershy will apologies.
“It did? I’m sorry…” You should know by now that it’s fine.
“It’s fine. I mean how can I be mad at you two to be so motivated to help me?” They should get more recognition for their actions. *Give it to them.* They just got it you know? *Did they scream your name?* Don’t start with the dirty stuff now. *All right, I will stop...for now.*
“That’s cool I guess.” Guess who said that (if you don’t know then, ok), atleast I know who it is. *Me too.* Well you are my brain after all. *Oh? ...Yeah I guess I am.* what do you mean guess? *Nothing.*
“Let’s get going.” We all say in unison (I don’t know why but I love that word). Fuck yeah finally I get to meet everyone I mean everypony.
Twenty five minutes later, at Twilight’s tree.
“Knock knock” Fluttershy knocks on the door.
A little purple dragon open which I already know is Spike but its still fun to joke around. “Oh hello Fluttershy, what are you doing here?” He then turns around and yells “TWILIGHT, ITS FLUTTERSHY!” Then he turns back to Fluttershy and say. “Come in, Twilight is already on her way down, I just know it.”
“Uhm I am here to introduce everyone to Dave here.” She says pointing her hand (hoof?) at me. *Dave, just stop it, you know its hoof since she is a pony* I know but I like to piss you of.
“Hello!” Calm speech Dave, calm speech.
“WHOAH, what are you? You look like nothing I have ever seen before.” I really need to gather everypony because this getting annoying with all the explaining.
“I am a human and I got teleported here by something. Though I have no idea what.” That was THE quickest explanation ever. *Now, now, now Dave, you should really give Twilight the whole explanation before everypony gets here.* I already know that but I really don’t want to explain it to many times.
“I think Twilight can help you with that.” But I don’t want her to.
“The thing is I don’t want to go home.” I needed to say it. We then walk into the tree. Then I see Twilight come down from the stairs.
“What in the world are you? You really look weird. Can you even talk?” Twilight and her questions but we still love her.
“Yes I can talk and secondly I am a human, and my name is Dave. It’s Nice to meet you.” She also looks really cute but not the Fluttershy level of cute but still.
“He is really nice, Rainbow bumped into him after crashing in the Everfree forest. Then he carried her home to me, and I fixed them up and the next day we decided we should go here, while Rainbow is gathering all our friends to meet him.” That was really nice of her to say.
“Well if you trust him Fluttershy, then I trust him too. How about you Spike?” That fast huh?
“I think he is kind of a good guy.” They are so nice, I can’t believe it.
“Well, thank you that is very nice of you” I smile.
“How did you get here anyway and why haven’t I seen anything like you before?” Twilight and your questions, but we still love you. *In every way!* Nope I don’t, I think I will try to keep my feeling to Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash for the moment thank you. *Do what you want I don’t care.* U MAD BRO?
“Well I got teleported here somehow. And before you say anything, no I don’t want go home, why? Because I like it here and it’s a 1000 times better than where I come from, even more so since my best friend died one year ago “sigh” so yeah, I don’t really want to go back since the only thing there for me is my parents so there you go” A lot more explaining coming, since this is Twilight and I know she will have questions.
“Right, so you want to say. I don’t see the problem with that really.” Understanding, thank you! “But what did you exactly do before you got teleported?” I just knew that question would come. *O RLY?* Shut up, please?
“Well, I was in a bar fight, why did I go to the bar? My school just stopped for the year and I wanted to celebrate somehow, but since it was the one year anniversary for the death of my best friend I had a really hard to have fun so I just went drinking. In the battle I almost got knocked but right before I blacked out, this weird man I had been seeing the whole day walked forward to me in slow-motion kind of thing and said “It’s not your time just yet” and then I blacked out and I woke up in the Everfree forest. That’s the story of how I got here pretty much.” LONG, LONG, LONG, BOORING. *That’s because you are boring.* Oh will you just shut up? *Nah, I really don’t feel like it.* … *yes you really should dot, dot, dot me muahahahaha* You are really weird.
“Wait you said a man walked to you? What did he look like?” Shuck, I don’t remember.
“Well I had a really hard time thinking I that last moment but I had just seen him in his dark outfit the WHOLE day, it was almost like he was stalking me or something.” Can’t the others get here soon?
“KNOCK KNOCK” THANK GOD.
“Oh so they are already here? Spike go and open the door.” Spike the slave, hehehe.
“Will do, Twilight.” He really is a good assistant.
He opens the door and there stands four mares.
"There you go! What did you think of that? quite a bit longer than usual yes? Well i meant to make it longer but thought this was the correct time to end it. First i thought to have the whole next conversation in this chaper but i wanted it to get out today so yeah." again, thanks for reading :)