"Well this is my favorite so far, some funny moments and kind of awkward at places. Hope you all enjoy!
We bid you farewell!"
”What is Fluttershy?” Hope it’s nothing bad.
“There is some kind of text scribbled on your legs for some reason.” What is she talking about?
“Does it say anything?” I don’t remember writing anything on my leg.
“I’m sorry but I can’t understand it, though it looks like a text of some sort.” This just seems weird.
“Let me take a look… Let’s see here… Oh you have got to be kidding me!” I can’t believe this.
“Can you read it?” Both say in unison.
“Sadly, yes. It says… “Sigh”… Leonidas was here” Why me? And who did this, I mean really now?
“What is that supposed to mean?” Again both of them say it in unison.
“It’s a very bad joke where I come from.” Who would put a movie reference on my leg? Seriously, that is just poor humor.
“But why is it on your leg then, did you write it?” Rainbow asks.
“I honestly have no idea and, no I did not write that. So can we please just ignore it?” I still can’t believe this.
“I’m sorry; we can just ignore it… If you want to. (blush)“ Fluttershy is just so adorable, Seriously I mean look at that face.
“Eeyup, yes please, now let’s get on with the treatment shall we?” I should not have said that just now. That was probably the stupidest idea ever.
“Have you by any chance met Big Macintosh before?” Oh crap come on brain, think of something quick!
“No I have never met Big Mac before, why do you ask?” Great work brain ´No problem Dave.´
“Well I just thou… Wait, how do you know his nickname!?” Damn it brain. I’m in deep shit now. Got any other ideas? ´Why don’t you think of something, I’m always the one with the brains.´ That’s because you ARE A BRAIN! ´oh yeah.´
“Well. Umm. No I haven’t, it was just a guess Rainbow. Hehehe.” I say nervously. Ok brain we need to work together to get out of this one. ´Why don’t you think a little more instead of talking to me. Oh crap they are looking at you, quick act natural. Or smile, that always works.´ ok smile.
“Why are you smiling at us like that? It’s creepy” Rainbow asks will backing away slowly.
Oh nice going brain, now I’m even weirder. ´You know what, Screw you. I’m out, talk to me when you’re done.´ brain? Please get back here. Come on I need you. Brain!? Fine, I can do this without you. Let’s see, Rainbow likes to brag so I only need to stroke here ego. Fluttershy loves here animals so I just need to ask here some questions. Well here goes.
“Let’s stop talking about me for a second. Rainbow, you told me that you were the best flyer in all of Equestria, care to prove it?” Take the bait, please.
“Oh I’ll prove it, let’s go out right now and I will show you my moves.” Great it’s working, thank god. Or maybe it’s Celestia. Well whatever. Suck on that brain. ´yeah yeah, good for you.´
“Oh no Rainbow you can’t fly now, your wing is still broken remember?” …NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Why Fluttershy, why? ´HA you just got owned, you forgot that her wing was still broken. Brain: 1 Dave: 0.´ What the hell are you talking about, Brain: 1? You didn’t do anything. ´I still get a point because I’m awesome and you’re not.´
“I’m ok Fluttershy look” Rainbow says as she stretch out her wings but the wall was to close to her broken wing that she nudged it, so she almost screamed out in pain with a tear in her eye.
Chance! “Are you ok Rainbow, you should really rest your wing if it hurts so much.” I say in a caring voice.
“He’s right Rainbow you need to rest, that wing will be good as new in the morning.” Fluttershy approves.
“Don’t worry about me guys, I’m fine. It only hurt a little.” Rainbow says with a weak smile.
I walk up to Rainbow, pick her up and turn to Fluttershy and ask. “Do you have a bed she can rest in?”
Rainbow starts to struggle and yells “I’m fine, now put me down!” Aww, she’s so cute when I hold her.
“No, I won’t put you down. You’re going to bed and that’s final. Fluttershy, can you get her a bed please?”
“I have two beds so she can take the one in my guest room. I hope that’s ok with you Rainbow.”
“No its not, I don’t need rest so just put me down so I can show you my moves.” You know what, that’s it. Time for some dirty humor.
“Okay then, let’s go to the bedroom then, so you can show me?” *wink* *wink*
Both Fluttershy and Rainbow are blushing from that little joke. Hope I didn’t take it too far. Aww well, let’s just get her to the bed so she can rest.
“Oh my, umm. I don’t think, umm. That she, umm... How should I put this?” OH MY GOD, are they actually taking this seriously. This is not good. ´Oh you fucked up big time. This is just funny as hell.´ Shut up brain!
“It was only a joke Fluttershy. Look at Rainbow; she is blushing so much right now that she can’t even move.” ‘You little lovebird.’ I really hate you brain.
“I’m sorry.” What is she sorry for? ‘They obviously like you’. What are you talking about I just met them! ‘I know, the thing is that I can read minds and I like to screw with you.’ I can’t read minds and you are my brain, so how does that even work? ‘Maybe I’m not your brain.’ Ok… This is just getting weirder by the minute or second rather.
“You’ve got nothing to be sorry for Fluttershy, really it’s me that should sorry for making you feel this awkward.” YES that sounds perfect, just hope it works. ‘It won’t’ JUST SHUT UP, PLEASE? ‘Whatever.’
“Thank you” Daawwww, sooo cute. ‘No comment’
“I think it’s a little early in our friendship for that kind of jokes Dave. We just met, remember?” Oh Rainbow, of course I remember, I just love to tease you, it seems I’m doing a fine job. ‘You know you are going to screw up sooner or later right?’ Can you just leave me alone brain or whatever you are? ‘Sorry no can do.’ UGH.
I put her down on her bed and say: “We will discuss that tomorrow, now you need to get some sleep.” I think I’m in love with both of them. WHY?? I don’t want to destroy our friendship because of this. ‘Oh you will, though they both have the same feelings for you. You just don’t know it yet.' I don’t trust you! ‘Suit yourself.’
“Yeah, yeah! Goodnight Dave. Goodnight Fluttershy”. I just want to lie beside her and hug her all night long. But that would be weird.
“Goodnight Rainbow”. We both say in Unison. Wait a minute, we are already that synced? That’s kind of good to know. ‘I already know where this is going’ Oh really? Please tell me. ‘Nah, that would be a too big of a spoiler’ spoiler for who? ‘Well THEM of course!’ Who? ‘Never mind, I still won’t tell you’ Fine…
“I only have one bed left, but you can have it” Oh no I’m going to be a gentleman here! ‘Good luck with that!’ Can you please just shut up!? ‘NEVER!’
“Nope, I’m not going to let you sleep on the hard couch. YOU will take the bed; I will sleep on the couch!” That feels right. ‘Wait for it.’ Wait for what? ‘Wait for it’
“You can sleep with me. It’s really cold.” ´There it is´ WHAT… Did she just say what I think she said? ‘Eeyup’ Please stop. ‘Nnope’ I still hate you. ´The feeling is mutual.'
“I really don’t want to intrude and the bed is still probably too small for me. For the cold part you can have my sheet” I really want to but I just can’t do it since I would feel like such a freak for doing it… WE JUST MET REMEMBER? ‘I remember, yes!’ I… Just shut up. 'Good night’ FINALLY!
“NO, you need your sheet! That’s the least I can do!” She sure is nice… Hello? YES he’s gone! ´Shut up I’m trying to sleep here, do you really miss me that much?´ No, just go back to sleep.
“Ok then. Goodbye Fluttershy!” Then she suddenly rams into me. “Fluttershy what are you doing?”
“Hugging you. Goodnight Dave!” I am beginning to feel really weird here. She them releases her grip of me. “See you tomorrow Dave”
“Sleep tight Fluttershy!”
“You too.” She really cares about me huh? AND she just met me. Oh crap, Tomorrow will be a tough day.
I lay down on the couch noticing the couch is too small. “Meh I will just lay on the ground” Five minutes later I’m sound asleep.
Ten minutes later a certain cyan Pegasus comes walking down the stairs and lays herself next to me.
"Oh no! What is happening here? I'm sure you already know but still! References ahoy!
Oh and chapters will start to slow down a bit since well, school is starting again tomorrow :("