This story may look short, But it has a sequel that is over 50 chapters long and this is story 1 of 3 in the series! I hope you enjoy! Rate fairly and I always love comments!

P.S The quality gets increasingly better by a dramatic amount as you go through the chapters.

2021 Edit: Please be merciful these stories are a product of their time and my inexperience in writing, that said please enjoy what you can anyway!

My name is Chris James, and I just turned 19 and I am coming home from a party with my family, here are a few things about me. I am a closet brony, I am a very nice guy, I love animals and I can adjust to things rather fast. But when my trip takes a wild turn (and I mean that literally) I find myself put in a very strange predicament.

Okay, I don't know if anyone can hear this, or read this, or whatever, but I'm trying my best to use Pinkie Pie's legendary fourth-wall-breaking powers to try and get a message out.

If you can hear this, I need help. I'm in Equestria, and man, this is strange. But I'm also stuck in Pinkie Pie's body, for some reason.

Yes, it's just as weird as it sounds. And now, I need your help... because all the ponies in this town think I'm crazy!

Sweetie Belle's friends have been tired of Button's and Sweetie's relationship. And that was because there WAS no relationship. Will they go to drastic measures to get them together?

Pinkie's friends have all been convinced all her thoughts revolve around are purely fun. And naturally, most of them do. Even Pinkie herself has been convinced she is nothing more than a clown, made to make people laugh. Sometimes this makes her happy, but other times... A feeling... Somewhere deep... Is hidden. But as soon as Caramel comes along, everything changes. He may be able to prove just how intelligent a special somepony is.
Proofread by BluegrassBrooke.

If someone could draw me some fanart of PinkieXCaramel, it'd be highly appreciated!... It's so hard to find...

Edit: I added a new chapter at the beginning and changed some dialogue in a few chapters. Unfortunately, with the addition of the Prologue, most of the comments are offset a chapter. So now, a lot of the comments don't make too much sense. My apologies.

This story is a sequel to My Little House Guests

After the events in "My Little House Guests", Tristan Shay wakes up in Equestria, where he is overjoyed to be reunited with the one he loves and the friends that changed his life. Now his life really changes when he immediately makes the discovery that he no longer has opposable thumbs. Or clothes, for that matter. And there's some weird thing in the middle of his head. A horn? Seriously?

Tristan has a lot of figuring out to do now that he's become a pony, like how to deal with not having fingers. And how to walk on all fours and use that nifty little thing on his head. And whose idea was it to all of the sudden rip Tristan out of his world and throw him into theirs?

At least he's still got that flowing head of hair going for him.

Major thanks to Nerom_Fencer for the cover pic!

When Twilight discovers a mysterious object in the secluded part of her library, she learns that some things should have never been discoverd...and that some things are really funny to do.

(2nd Person x Fluttershy) Moving to Ponyville from your hometown, you meet a shy, animal-loving pegasus by the name of Fluttershy. After discovering that the both of you like to care for animals, you and Fluttershy quickly become friends. But lately, the two of you seemed to gotten a bit closer together than usual. You have feelings for her, but you just don't know how to express them to her. Fortunately for you, you finally get the chance, but it's gonna be a painful one.

If it can go wrong, it's happened to Tristan Shay.

After his mother dies due to illness, the friendless, twenty-two year-old college dropout is forced to live on his own in an old house he's renting just outside of the city. One day, he receives a scroll in the mail from someone who calls their self "Princess Celestia", saying something about seven guests who will be taking a month long field trip to "his" world. This has to be the weirdest prank mail he's ever gotten...

Very first story ever. No sad rating due to only a few paragraphs of sad stuff that comes later in the story and the Teen rating is for light sexual content and possible flirting/shipping. Constructive criticism is always welcome :)

When you think about My Little Pony characters coming to Earth, most people would think that they will be welcomed, and live among the humans like their everyday life in Equestria.

What if it's not like that? What if a person believes the government would experiment on them just like in movies? A person like me? Keeping the ponies confined to my house to prevent anything wrong happening to them, how will they react?

And most of all, what if a fan crush, turns out into something deeper?

COVER ART BY KITSUNEHINO ON DEVIANTART

Going to clubs may seem rather odd for you, but you find enjoyment from it because of a certain DJ. You get the chance to meet her after a show, but would she ever feel anything for somepony with your condition?

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More experimenting than anything. This was both a challenge and fun to do. Big thanks to slashe720 and Mustank for helping me with this story.

Art by yalcahoon.