I can't seem to stop making chapters, its possessing me! HELP! Well now that's out of the way, I hope you enjoy this new chapter of mine! And I hope it strikes your funny bone!
Chapter 6: Moving in
I woke up screaming and sweating in the daylight that was shining through my window. After calming down and looking around I see a very scared Fluttershy close to the ground. I sit there for a moment before speaking up.
"Shy? What are you doing here? Are you alright?"
She looked up and pulled me into a hug, at first this startled me but I realized something must have scared her, when she let go she looked at me and forced a smile while blushing like mad.
"O-oh... sorry... I-I just came here in the morning to help you unpack because you were so close to my house... and you were still sleeping, I went to leave when... you started shouting, and started sweating badly."
She took a deep breath already mostly calmed and continued.
"And.... I tried to calm you down, but you just started screaming and moving, and started to scare me.... so I... I just lay down... to scared to help..."
I looked at her and smiled
"Shy, It's alright, see? I'm fine, there is nothing to be scared of." She smiled and nodded and got up and walked with me back down the stairs to the first floor where all the boxes where.
My new house was two floors, on the first floor there was a living room and a bit farther forward a kitchen. to the right of the living room was a set of stairs to the second floor. At the top of the stairs was a large sized room with a bed, on the right wall of the room was a door leading to the bathroom. Not bad for a free house if you ask me.
I looked to Flutter shy who looked at me and smiled and I put on a curious face.
"What...what is it?"
She turned and whistled and a bunch of animals came flooding in and began opening boxes and taking things out. Within 2 minutes the whole house was set up and the boxes were all empty. I just sat there awestruck with my jaw on the floor. Meanwhile Fluttershy was laughing her flank off. After a little while she calmed down and all the animals had left.
"Shy.... that was awesome..." She just sat there and smiled.
I thought to myself what was missing, and then it clicked. I looked at Fluttershy and winked, she was staring at me with curiosity, then, before she could say anything, I said the magic words.
"Wow! I'm already moved in! Do you know what this calls for? A PA-" I was cut off by a pink pony bursting out of the kitchen holding a canon ready to fire and yelled.
"A PARTY!"
I looked at pinkie and smiled as she shot her cannon all over the house throwing up streamers and balloons, Fluttershy just sat there in a daze before mumbling out a few words.
"B-B-But...h-how? S-She just... and the k-kitchen...a-and th-" I cut her off by saying "Shy, It's Pinkie, remember?"
She thought about that for a moment and then nodded and smiled. Within the next few minutes all of my friends appeared at my house for the party. I decided I should talk to them for a while, I haven't spent much time with some of them. I walked up to AJ who was with her brother, I introduced myself to Big Mac and turned to AJ.
"Hey AJ! Whats up? It's been a while!" She gave me a smile and agreed.
"Ya'know, If you ever need help around the farm, I would be more than happy to help."
She looked at me and thought for a moment.
"Its fine CJ we are doing great!" She said with a forced smile.
"AJ, you are the worst liar I have ever seen." I chuckled along with Big Mac who spoke up.
"That she is, an' yes, we would love it if y'all could help us out tomorrow, it would really speed things up if somepony... er... human... could help us carry the baskets away while we buck the trees." Big mac said with a scared look as AJ stared him down.
"I would be happy to help Big Mac! I'll see you tomorrow!" Big Mac smiled and showed me when the scheduled time was to start the job.
When I was done speaking to AJ and Big Mac, I walked over to where Rarity was and smiled at her.
"Hi Rarity, I wanted to ask you for something."
She looked up at me and put on a smile that I could tell was one she probably practiced in front of a mirror.
"Oh, really? Well what would you need darling?"
I looked at her and pointed to my clothes, very old looking, dirty and torn, and looked back at her.
"I was wondering if you could fix these up for me and make me some new clothes? I have the money to pay for them now."
She smiled even brighter, "I would love to! I'll get started on them first thing tomorrow, they should be done in three days. Your old clothes, hm, maybe an hour or so, just stop by and I will work on the clothes then and you can stay untill they finish."
I looked at her and smiled at how organized this all was...
'Did she plan this?... NAWWWWW'
I walked away and saw Rainbow over by the punch. I walked over to her and picked up a cup and scooped up some punch.
"Hey, been a while huh?"
She looked up and gave me a light punch on the arm, "Yup, good to see ya again dude! You have to try this punch, its awesome!"
I looked at the punch in my hands, and took a drink, it was great, but I could taste something else in it as well. I looked at Rainbow and raised an eyebrow.
"Dash, why does this punch taste.... weird...?"
She rolled her eye's and said, "Duh... It's Pinkies special party punch."
I stared at her for a few moments, then my eye's went wide.
"OHHH... I see what you mean heh..."
I looked at rainbow dash who had finished a cup and began to sway a bit, I held her upright and asked,
"Uh, dash, how much did you drink...."
"Uh...... One cu*HIC*cup, I think?" I face palmed so hard.
"Itsh not liek yo*HIC*you could do any betsher." She slurred out.
I laughed and downed a cup, no effect on me whatsoever, I looked at Dash who was wide eyed and ran and got her friends to watch me do it again. I grabbed another cup and downed it with still no effect. I don't remember what happened but I remember cheering... Lots of punch bowl refills, and a lot of trips to the bathroom.
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The next morning, I woke up with a pounding headache, and I couldn't even open my eye's, so I just lay there for a moment before I began to notice the breathing on my left arm. I slowly opened my eyes to see FlutterShy curled up a bit hugging my arm... next to me..... asleep....
'Okay, don't panic... its normal to wake up with a hangover... in bed with someone.... who is curled up to you.... that is a pony.... oh I am so FUCKED!'