It was just a normal day in the new castle of Princess Twilight Sparkle, except for a few incidents. As the King of Chaos, the Princess of the Night, the Element of Laughter and two old enemies decide at the same time reveal their love for her. What could go wrong? Well, simply everything.

Additional Character tags: Discord.
Editing by the awesome Lord Dragon, go and give him some hugs!
Art by megarexetera

Twilight Sparkle is an amazing pony. She's smart, talented and beautiful. I'm sure her all of her close friends would agree. But, after they find out they all love her, they're not sure the fighting will ever end.

~A simple tale told through the format of letters~

It's just a date, right? What could possibly go wrong? But when the scientifically-minded Twilight Sparkle deems it necessary to start writing letters to Pinkie Pie about it, bad approaches lead to misunderstood intentions, and it's up to Twilight to solve the problem herself.

I was asked by a friend to write a story of sloppy makeouts between Twilight and Pinkie based on this image. So sloppy makeouts I have written.

When Twilight Sparkle finds herself once again failing in the kitchen, what will Pinkie do to cheer her up?

Rated teen due to graphic sensuality.

Twilight is getting increasingly frustrated at being unable to figure out how Pinkie's Pinkie Sense works, so she decides to observe Pinkie more closely this time.

Over time, she learns an important lesson: "if you seek, you shall find, but will it be what you are looking for?"

Keeping in touch through letters, two friends become very close and maybe even more. After Twilight moves to Canterlot, to help the sick princess, she and Pinkie Pie discover a close friendship they never knew about.

Twilight Sparkle is intent on just finishing this accursed piece if it takes her all day. She will stop at nothing to ensure that she gets this absolutely perfect.

This requires solitude, peace and dedicated focus!

Pinkie decides that's boring and wants to help save Twilight from herself. Hilarity and awkward misunderstandings ensue as an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

Twilight and Pinkie tell Rarity they're dating. Rarity calls on every trope in the book to explain it.

When the Cakes are nowhere to be found, Pinkie Pie takes it upon herself to set up and run Sugarcube Corner for the day. A job like that needs some help, though, and Pinkie knows just the Princess to ask!

Written on a whim after a random S4 discussion in the Intelligent Shipping Discussion Skype chat. Check em out!

Thanks to Hivemind, Drunken Logic, and KrazyTheFox for proofreading! You guys rock!

Cover art belongs to ILifeLoser.

Dedicated to my Uncle Kelly, a US Navy veteran, and written as a friendly reminder to everyone that you should never stop smiling.