A human finds himself in Equestria under very unpleasant circumstances with no explanation.
His reaction: get the heck out of Dodge and start a new life where Equestria and her ponies can't reach him.
But an alicorn's reach is long and the events which brought him here and his treatment in Canterlot are not so easily forgotten by those who did it. How does one say 'go away' to an immortal goddess?

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Revised 08/31/14 for clarity and grammatical issues, no events changed. I am working on a sequel, but it will be from Fancy's POV.
P.S. Green is NOT Lyra. There are other green unicorns.

Kenny has escorted many of his coworkers to the Conversion Bureau, but he seems strangely reticent. Recognizing someone who has seem too much and gone too far, Twilight Sparkle wants to offer him a happier life. But he has a secret, one that most Equestrians haven't considered.

Sometimes, things don't go exactly to plan. Other times, you tick off the wrong planet alltogether.

A collection of short stories and snippets that show us what would've happened if the Equistriani Barrier had had the misfortune of appearing on the wrong Earth, crossing over with other media.

WARNING! A passing knowledge of the Conversion Bureau subsubgenre is necessary.

Remember: everything posted here is up for adoption. You like an idea? Give me a shout and I'll gladly hand it over, along with a basic plotline for what I'd planned.

14/01/2014: This fic's not in hiatus, it's passed on! This fic is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't kept commenting on it, it'be pushing up the daisies! It's creative processes are now 'istory! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

THIS IS AN EX-FANFICTION!!

A take on Humans Acting Villainously: Celestia has won, the barrier and conversion bureaus have wiped away everything humanity had and was.
But uneasy rests the tyrant's crown.
The Newfoals remember legends of things that go bump in the night, and they have decided that now even Celestia must know and fear them too. That there are beings to give even Luna nightmares.
Celestia is merely a Princess, and he is the King.

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Eight years has passed since the famous Phoenix Wright, cleared the name of the Pegasus Pony Rainbow Dash After being forced into Equestria... and gained nothing but old evidence, an embarrassing picture, and less respect from his friends... so much for that new sports car. Nevertheless, A lot has happened in those eight years, and Phoenix has made new friends on the way.

Celestia failed, epically, at taking over the Earth. Very, very epically failed. Who knew she could fuck up that bad?

A crackfic/trollfic. [Fixed]

Basically a sequel to a TCB/Shadow over Insmouth story idea I never managed to write up.

Celestia waits alone in Canterlot for the restored Human race to come after her seeking vengeance. Things don't go as she expected.

When those creatures came from a different planet to convert our race, we didn't stand a chance.

We never stand a chance.

The Conversion Bureaus. They exist throughout existence. They shouldn't, yet they do. A cancer wrecking havoc across reality. But, much like time, the multiverse is a living thing. To travel through it is to rip and tear at it. Hurting it. All organisms have a "fight or flight" response. However, the multiverse is incapable of fleeing, it can only cower in fear. However, all parallel universes are different. There is a "flow" within the time-space continuum. Fluctuations in nth-dimensional thermodynamics. And, because of unforeseen variables and recent errors in the calculation of quantum metaphysics, the multiverse can at last fight back.
These are some tales of how Equestrian Conversion Bureaucracies experience the true, ultimate consequences of the Law of Excession Under An Alien Sun: they must face an Outside-Context Problem.

This is a Twilight Zone-esque take on MLP:FiM fanfiction "The Conversion Bureau" sub-genre.

This story is a sequel to The Stars Revolt!

A continuation of the universe established in "The Stars Revolt", and a reboot of "Hands", Andrew Shepherd is trying to live a normal life as the local Ponyville alien.

Unfortunately, he's in Equestria.

Cover art by Sipioc.

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