A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

The only ship I ship is friendship.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

"In this life we are either kings or pawns, emperors or fools." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"You think you know me..."

Shark-Brony with eclectic tastes and a wide range of fandoms; writer for the Infinite Loops and more.

Well, this a fan of MLP who has just started to watch the show. And I like what I see!

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

This is fiction. But it is based...

Everything is awesome!

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

A major fan of FlutterDash, comedy, adventure, and other MLP things.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

I write pony stuff I guess

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Mainly focused on Fluttershy; however, that doesn't mean I won't try someone else.

Some asshole who will write stories that are the opposite of the common take of the subject. And who also says "mate" a lot.

Norwegian guy who writes stuff. Also plays too much games.

Care to pit your blade against my gun?

Ask-UnleashedTwilight.Tumblr.comAsk me anything!

Humans... Humans everywhere

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

A fellow traveler...

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Hand it over. That thing, your dark soul.

Only the most refined fan-fiction for the sophisticated reader.

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.