TCB: Celestia Gets Trolled

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TCB: Celestia Gets Trolled

Celestia failed, epically, at taking over the Earth. Very, very epically failed. Who knew she could fuck up that bad?

A crackfic/trollfic. [Fixed]

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WhitewolfStormrunner

WhitewolfStormrunner #1 · Sep 18th, 2015 · 1 · 1 ·

Well, this exists now.

Yeah, well, it might be a good story, if you'd go back and remove all the duplication of paragraphs and such from it. I scrolled down through I don't know how many repeats of sentences and paragraphs to the point that this story makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Just thought that you might like to know.

snowblind

snowblind #2 · Sep 18th, 2015 · · 1 ·

Fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it.

The Rogue Gunslinger

The Rogue Gunslinger #3 · Sep 18th, 2015 · · ·

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Damn it. That's what I get for using copy and paste. Thanks

Mr Dorito

Mr Dorito #4 · Sep 18th, 2015 · · 1 ·

He knew what Celestia did not, mankind would wind in the event of a war.

wind

"It was foolish you know, attacking humans. They're not the greatest species but they are very, very, persistent and stubborn. You were doomed from the beginning, aside from that, thanks for bringing me back here. Its where I belong," he turned around and walked away.

I imagined this in Morgan Freeman's voice.

Szalhi

Szalhi #5 · Sep 18th, 2015 · 1 · ·

You see, Celestia did not know that in a thousand years, mankind had jumped years ahead of Equestria. Even without magic that had far more advanced technology that would not develop in Equestria for decades, if not hundreds, of years.

Damn you slow-lestia