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UglyTurnip
I'm still a crossover crackfic author, but I'm no longer a college student or a filthy console peasant.
UglyTurnip
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Oh man...Read Later, please!
6618465 No homo or all the homo?
Wth
that was to funny
Trumpets blaring
And I feel the strange and unwanted desire to read this. Maybe later.
Begone with you vile feind.
6618630 k
I still regret nothing, though.
OH MAH GAWD, CHRYSALIS IS BROKEN IN HALF! SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN FIGHT, SHE HAS A FAMILY!!
Let's go Cena...CENA SUCKS
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/not knocking the fic, to be clear
//just using a cena meme
Is this champ?
6618723 I have no idea who you're talking about.
Champ.
6618742 I'm an independent account, not another user's pseudonym.
If you're talking about wrestling though, I don't watch wrestling, so I still don't know who you're talking about.
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Champ, is champ there?
6618806
Who is champ?
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THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT! AS JOHN CENA DEFENDS THE BELT AT THE WWE SUSUPEERRRSSLLLLAAAAMMMM!!!!!!!!
6618835
TAKING ON SEAMUS
THE UNDERTAKER
CM PUNK
AND EVEN TRIPLE H AND THE BIG SHOW
IN A SPIT SWAPPING MAKE-OUT MATCH!
WWE SUPERSLAM.
I was hoping that Bon Cena would appear out of nowhere to take down Chrysalis with John Cena, but since the description said that nopony will stop Chrysalis, I guess that idea is thrown out.
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This story...it fills me with DETERMINATION
You have y commendations for writing this.
Keep doing drugs so I can see more stories like this.
I knew this day would come... They called me crazy when I said, 'one day, someone will make a John Cena story,' I just wasn't expecting it to appear in such a blaze of glory...
6619147 I may have stupid story ideas, but I damn sure try to make them at least funny.
No idea why this exists, but I'm quite thankful it does.
I was not disappointed when I read this.
This made my night...I'm totally showing this to my GF...
6618657 You put the good image of Vinyl Scratch to shame...
6618887 You mean like this.
6619264 Just to be clear, I wasn't implying that the story sucks with my post. The whole Cena/Cena sucks is a constant thing with his character.
I just have one question after reading this...
Who's John Cena?
(I'm being serious. Who is this guy who keeps showing up everywhere on the internet? I really suck at modern pop culture).
6619296 John Cena is our lord and savior; a hero sent to us by Lord Shrek, God of Memes, to the land of Vine, where he appears in funny internet vidyas. Hallowed be his name.
My time is now.
( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
Hey, I can't C anything fron this fic!
6618506 One homo plz
It was only a matter of time, really.
It just took too long to get here, in my opinion.
*Looks up 'Glorious Crackfic' in the dictionary*
*Sees a link to this page*
Discord: O_o suddenly I'm glade to be a statue.
I had an even, but JOHN CENA stole it
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This story has been added and approved by the memeverse.
WTF did I just read
And the John Cena theme can't get out of my head
This atory is awesome though
Oh my Lord
This was entirely unexpected, but I enjoyed it, nonetheless.
Oh. My. God.
I can't even...
This is the most hilarious piece of ridiculousness I've read all day! Thank you, sir! The world is that much better with the existence of a fanfic where John Cena breaks into Canterlot to beat up changelings, and no, I am not being sarcastic.
Well deserving of an upvote.
The funniest thing here is not the story, the memes, or John Cena's badassery, but the fact that this isn't actually that far off from the canon
In a canterlot wedding, the power of the sun fails to defeat chrysalis, the elements of harmony are neutalized, and then the writers pull a 'suser special extra power' out of nowhere to fix everything.
So the only real difference is that the super special extra is John Cena and not the power of love.
Not your average Vine.
6619785 So where will you be firing the 'cannon', or is it just because that's your role in the Hunger Games
One of the most ridiculous and random fics i've read
have a song at random