It was a peaceful day in Ponyville, just like most others... until it happened, and aliens began to descend upon the small town.
With the town in ruins, explosions going off left and right, and ponies running around like headless horses, it comes down to one man to save the day...
Donald Trump.
He has a plan: Build a wall, and make Mexico pay for it. Two questions. One: What's Mexico?
And two: How will the ponies react?
Written in 3 hours between 3-6 am on a school morning...
Inspired by the laughable ridiculousness of Donald Trump. Most of what he says in this fic is copied from what he has said IRL.
Special thanks to my Pre-Reader: supermariosoniclover
Chapters (1)
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhh sigh
just ugh why, why would u do this
Honestly, I was too disinterested to read straight through. I skimmed it, saw the memes, and told myself, "well done for spotting them." I guess since this is a crack fic, it doesn't really deserve any bitching or moaning, and it did accomplish what it sought out to do. Props for that.
I won't thumbs up, but I won't thumbs down cuz it wasn't terrible. This has been a Meh Review by Mondai Shunketsu. Whatever...
O.K. Yeah!!
6539981 For the LOLs.
Yeah, It was pretty bad.
6540012 You touched on something I was thinking about during the writing of this.
It... it sort of dabbled around in crap that wasn't really directly related to the premise. I mean, if the whole fic was about Donald Trump trying to build a wall, it might have been a bit better. But what this did, was mess around with a ton of other things, was way too long, and that made it all a little bit boring for what it managed to do.
I had lots of ideas, so I just squeezed them into this insufferable mess.
Oh well. Maybe I'll have another go at this some time in the future. At least this taught me something.
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6540098 Well... I'm glad you liked it
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Just like that you have a fave, a follow, and a new friend
6540229 I'm glad you liked it
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6540253 Well, I'm glad you found it funny; that was basically the entire intention. Not even at one point did I think 'I want this sentence to make people think'.
But as far as actual criticisms toward Donald Trump... I basically quoted him in this story. Have you seen the sort of crap he's said? Nothing of what he has said here would be 'out of character' for him.
So... in a way... this story does raise criticisms towards Trump, I guess.
I basically have it on the blog record that I've spent the last couple of months resisting the urge to write a story about the Canterlot mayoral race and Celestia trying to deal with the extensive fallout from an eager contender who comes from a little-known branch of Diamond's family: a pony named Dubiously Rich.
So yeah, I know this feel.
This made my day!
6540368 In just saying that; you've made mine, too.
6540484 if that guy actually gets elected.......................................
And I'm glad to make your day, I'm new here so I'm just interacting with fellow Bronies, cause I came from deviantart. I have the same username
6540493 Ah yes, I read that on your user page
If I'm totally honest, I would love to see him elected. For two reasons...
One: I don't live in America, so it'd be 4 free years of comedy.
Two: With how hard it is to make changes in the American government, I'd be surprised if he even managed to lay down a single brick.
Hilarious story. But if Trump gets elected, my family is picking up and moving to Canada.
I don't usually favorite oneshots, but this...
This is the most hilarious thing I've ever read. Great work there xD
I didn't want to vote for him before. This story changed my mine, vote for Trump!
6540600 Ha! Well whatever the outcome, I wish you all the best
6540739 Glad somebody picked up on that.
T'was a tiresome night. I nearly fell asleep while trying to write this. So, to keep me awake, I decided to go and watch that very same video.
Suffice to say, it inspired me.
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I'm really glad you guys liked it.
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I picked right up on that reference, since I saw that same scene in Youtube Haiku-- I forget which one.
Hold on, look up-- that looks like a gigantic
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Fallacy! Yes, it's all nothing more than a fallacy!
Wait-- either I'm dreaming, or that's the world's biggest
I have no idea what I just read. Upvoted and favorited.
Reading that description, this immediately came to mind (mostly the alien invasion part):
(fyi not gonna read this lol :P)
Saw pic and title and raised an eyebrow. Saw your profile pic in combination with aforementioned title and story pic and I chuckled.
Perfect combo.
absolutely amazing
Was this wall meant to save ponies from the Titans as well as the aliens.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA-WHA-AHAHHAHAHAHA-WHAT THE A-BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA-THE ACTUAL FUCK-HEHEHEHOHOHOHOHO-DID I JUST-HEEHEHEEEEEEEEEH-READ?!
This is so hilariously bad that it's fucking hilarious.
6540883 Haha, thanks!
I love your profile pick by the way 
6542508 Plaidspeed. I agree with you. This story was designed purely to make fun of Trump. However, my personal opinion of Trump is reflected in this story.
6542231 Antsan. You seem to be a bit mixed up here. While I agree with you that Donald Trump is (for lack of a better word) bad, I don't think he is quite as bad as you make out.
I hope I have everything cleared up. I apologize for any confusion regarding this story; again, (I want to make myself very clear) I want to say that this story is not an argument against Donald Trump, and because of it's hyperbolized nature and exaggerated gags and quotes, is not really valid to asses the real Donald Trump.
With that out of the way....
6541040 Ha! I wasn't even intending that....
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Thanks Obama.
6544025 That's what I was aiming for
6543257 A story that's "so fucking bad it's hilarious".
Even though i don't hate trump, this is hilarious.
What the hell did I just read.
Seriously, why.
I hate the Donald.
Your beautiful story about Donald Trumpskin just gave me the manliest, gayest bonner in the world.
Top kek/top ramen.
6548199 I call him 'Donald Trumpticorn'.
Dang. I reckon if I photoshopped wings and a horn onto Donald Trump and made that this story's picture, this thing would have made the featured box
all of you commenters put way to much thought into criticizing this.
6551396 Not all of them, but a few.
This story is just there for a laugh. Which it seemed to have done pretty well for some people.
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Well, you don't know that. Try it, if you want. Think of something ridiculous, fit as many annoying memes in as possible, and make the main character an alicorn.
Trust me, it's actually a lot of fun. My personal favorite is doing meta dialogue.
^ That was a bad joke, though.
Seemed appropriate.
6679374 Haha, yes. I won't lie, I looked to this for a little ispiration
I guess you could say you sent out your...
Trump
card.